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homme-brella: I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
small-person-racist: earldacharmanda: awesomephilia: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the
peniscruncher: dusknoirs: who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
Every day i die in your arms
anjamoon: staininyourbrain: being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh. extremely. stressful. I am fucking dying
obito: distorment: 90% of naruto wouldn’t happen if rin didn’t die True
that-dang-hippie: Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
ospreying: You know I think one of the things that makes Attack on Titan such a heart wrenchingly painful anime is the realism to the situation the characters are thrown into. It’s not like most anime where every major character that dies gets an epic
homestucks-and-shit: swagscats: bagmilk: ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels
ejaculot: when ur fav character in a show unexpectedly dies
When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?
queeniman: thotsiya: live fast die yung bad girls do it well i will reblog this forever
loser-fish: Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
xxladybugdisney: thatmonkeyfag: professionalcinnabon: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that
nasturbate: prosetitute: I’M DYING STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
pakeeztani: dustpanfairytale: redvsgreen: I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are. These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died
y-a-n-d-e-r-e: homosexual-titan: ackerman-relatable: thaTS NOT FIREWORKS OUTSIDE THAT’S THE SIGNAL FLARES OF THE SURVEY CORPS TITANS HAVE BREACHES WALL ROSE WE ALL GONNA DIE pls kill tumblr
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
grypwolf: theonetruenators: atotorakku: lolsofunny: if you’re about to die, might as well try. YO oh shit he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels
grayxvx: You’re putting way too much faith on me. If you slip we’re both screwed and that’s not how I wanna die.
bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha doctor: nice me: nice doctor: you’re going to die me: nice
artificialimperialism: myuncertainlife: fandom-fox: spoopyphilia: did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died This post fucked me up. It’s actually because you’re
supgina: the-werefox: mattressblowoutsale: o my fucking lord “Speak” *DEATH METAL SCREAM* WE’RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE
sixpenceee: Barbara Sue Manire had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired.” So her nephew got her one. She said that her grave is right by the road so everyone
these-goldenyears: effervescentvibes: patagonia: “good thing these people believe in reincarnation, because the amount of times we’ve almost died I’ll be seeing my next life real soon” Annapurna Region, Nepal 2014 Submitted by Gabriella
spongebobscunt: the real mvp died
marauders4evr: lilyatethepizza: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: bubble-squash: thatonenerdwhofangirls: mr-egbutt: wrestlingcrocs: melancholy-d-r-e-a-m: wrestlingcrocs: ledzipline: we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies justin bieber robin
raeenroes:destinyhadachild: Who is this person, I swear I need to befriend excellence like this. omg i died. i am dead. this is heaven
hazelandglasz: ohaidivz: maskedlink: HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO i die a little each time this is way too cute ok if i don’t reblog that gif consider that i’m in danger
I died after this!!! And I regret nothing!!!
lucidnee:aahhmahziin:butifloveisagame:workoutalltheunknowns:I THOUGHT HE HAD KILLED IT AND WAS JUST BRINGING IT TO METHIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEENOh snap I would have died on sightNooo
wvrthy:in-vagina-we-thrust: wvrthy:lol She looks like a grown up version of that animated character Rihanna is voicing Thank you, best compliment EVER I’m dying to see that movie ❤️
tanaebriana: tinysudha: buttcheekpalmkang: think-thank-thunk: fuks:The lifestyle choice regrets of a three-year-old. This child is so full of regret Again. That means they did it before. Omg lololllllllll I’m dying at them naming all the food
zayaisdope: weloveshortvideos: When your health low on GTA you die over anything This is beautiful
butmuhgains: kuueater: the-masters-fallen-angel: geobytes: My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living.
darkroomdungeon: I die every time I read this
foreignpussy: yournaturallyfab: sapphiredoves: innerouterthoughts:I HAVE DIED 1000 DEATHS 💀💀💀BOOST THIS THOOOOOOOOO There, done LMFAO
notjackwhite: queencityconfidential:liamliamofficial:my man precummin’ likeI’m an atheist and this made me consider looking to the bible for answers. I want to die
thatsthat24: The lady stopping mid-clap, I’m dying
