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creamandhoneybear: creamandhoneybear: i wanna be a cool unshakable asshole but instead i do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me. me; im aloof, uncaring. someone; gives me a genuine smile and asks how i am.
republic-citys-finest: [high pitched voice] Kuvira??? nah what an evi— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Kuvira spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i— these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
marmarstylinson: #god he looks like such an asshole im so turned on (x)
queenofthemindpalace: lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
autotrophe:When I refer to “a friend“ it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend
i-yell-at-babies: nosdrinker: lampsarepeopletoo: shit man IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT AN ASSHOLE its too bad thats not real and thats nick swardson
loki-cat: loki-cat: loki-cat: im creating an account on this website and it’s being such a sassy asshole and GOD I PUT IN THE WRONG CODE AND DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
gay-jesus-probably:razzleberryjam:tentacion1999:In the equator, when the sun forms a right angle with the earth, the tree and its shadow.Not to be an asshole, but im pretty sure this happens everywhere at noon…It most certainly does not, I live
ITS FUCKING FRIDAY THE 13TH NO WONDER IM HAVING AN ASSHOLE OF A DAY
blease:im only funny cause my father is an asshole
rachelladytietjens: callmesuyinbeifong: annuhbobanna: im-a-deceptikhan: thatpettyblackgirl: Since it’s sPoOkY szn can I scare everyone with our existence lol Damn I’m too high for this 😩😖 I get why Neil Degrasse Tyson is such an asshole
taint3ed: handsssalloverr: cammyleec: vodkacupcakes: handsssalloverr: osmodius: so darn gorgeous holey moley :* Holy fuck Im pretty certain this is a man Seriously how rude. I am not a man. What an asshole
ftltravel: petplay but im going to act like an asshole cat and knock everything off of your shelves merry christmas
teachers just dont understand that im allowed to be an asshole to my friends
gossipgran: IM SO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS IF YOURE NOT EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS YOU’RE EITHER JEWISH OR AN ASSHOLE
Im literally such an embarrassing stupid idiot asshole person who ruins everything lmfao i try my best but nope it doesnt work it never works lmao no wonder im destined to be alone no one truly loves me im honestly gonna die alone
pregnat4: IM GONNA WRTE THIS ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND POST IT ON TUMBLR SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE YA FUCK YOU
thighetician: You can’t use that obnoxious “Im not an asshole, I’m just making myself a priority” excuse for dickhead behavior while also being generally needy as fuck. People notice.
gypsums: im just an asshole with feelings
bradtitt: teachers just dont understand that im allowed to be an asshole to my friends
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
hate: i just feel like all of my friends are starting to hate me because im turning into an asshole due to stress and i hate it
fabulusly: I COME OFF AS AN ASSHOLE BUT ONCE YOU BECOME MY FRIEND OR CLOSE TO ME I WILL CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND YOU’LL REALIZE THAT I DO HAVE A HEART IM JUST TIRED OF BEING DISRESPECTED AND STEPPED ON
sometimes im such an asshole
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:snow-white-and-little-red started following you … I DIDNT DO IT TUMBLR DID IT PLEASE DONT HATE ME IM SO SORRY TUMBLR IS AN ASSHOLE ITS OK Just don’t do that to my heart again, I don’t know
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choushin-of-animation replied to your post: blocked my first person asking for wrw…wr? what does that mean“wr” are the initials i use to refer to the ship name of rooby and weiss