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biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
megalesbian6000: meladoodle: There was a puppy petting session at uni today and I thought that meant there would be real puppies…. im so sorry
kittenpavv: k-alifornia: catsfolyfe: kimmismiles: The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat. i am 40999% sure this is the cutest thing on the internet. this is beautiful IM GONNA CRY WTH
-annoying: IM DRUNK AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP AT A PET STORE AND TOOK SELFIES WITH THIS MONKEY
kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though
ghostlydemure: whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
qquirky: im sad & i wish i had a pet bunny
amaranthdesires:Im in such a subby pet mood today.. but I also want to slap the mind out of someone. confused Ok ok ok just wanna get back home and touch and hump and edge myself dumb and uuhhh
cherriesandcharms:thinking about u forcing me to hump ur thigh or a pillow until ive edged my brain away n im just a needy obedient pet for u
verysecretlykinky:im kinda thinking of doing puppy time tonight 🙈 like gag myself so well i can barely make a sound and tape up my hands and legs 😳🙈 and make a little nest by my bed to just lay and be a good pet 🙈🙈🙈 Sounds like a perfect
transpunkslut:im most likely not going to make any sense now, but i really want to get this outim not into full-on pet play, but god do i love the idea of being praised for being good. for being leashed so that you could pull on it while you fuck me.
yoursadistdxm:ⓘ this user gets wet in instant when they’re treated like a dumb brainless doll with no human rights, free will and they’re totally dependent.
breezyashell: officialvali: MY PET! im no ones petttttttttttttttt! hahaha
officialundertaker: mikalhvi: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted? proBAB LY
raithha: i want pets when im grown up but also i do not like dealing w/ poop You’ll be surprised how much you won’t care about cleaning poop if you really love them 😊
roughlester:me: im not horny someone: literally any pet name me: oh fuck
vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
spicy-vagina-tacos: nintendette: You may think this is a shitty shirt for a baby but surprise it was at pet smart this is for dogs im the wife
roughlester: me: im not horny someone: literally any pet name me: oh fuck
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stupidxlittlexpet:I used to be ‘smart’ got a college degree, had a career. Now Im nothing but a stupid owned pet and I couldnt be happier. This is where I belong. Train me to be your doggie Master.
hi-im-jesus: hiddlestonerontheroof: I’M CRYING YOU CAN BUY THIS IN THE PET SHOP I want to buy this and go spray every girl at my school
wardengrey: Im seeing posts of fuckin spiders with captions like “cutie look at this fluffy dork precious uwuw” like please love yourselves go outside pet a dog
daeranilen: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to
vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK Probably how my Sir feels with me.
baby-foxx:im basically a lil pet. my main hobbies include following you around and curling up either in your lap or next to you while you do normal day stuff, causing trouble just cause, and looking cute so you’ll give me attention 🦊💕
leatherlacedbass: Daddy says im a real pet now since he got me a collar from petsmart hehehe
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:me: i know we just met but im in love with youstray cat whos letting me pet her: meow meow meow
rydenarmani: shouts out to all the cool dogs and cats that my exes had. i miss petting y’all and im sorry u got stuck w/ such shitty ppl
