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ghostlydemure: whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
holyish: blogarsay: I’m the person trying to pet it. im the person running away
fatfuckbitch: ufuknbastard: ufuknbastard: It’s Tuesday…my pet Blu Its not Tuesday, but Im reblogging my set ! Can I pull and suck the shinny tities?
theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
she-digs-rocknroll: tyrianlugia: ixnay-on-the-oddk: ludfin: batsbatsbats I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY the fourth gif though I just want a pet bat!
gwwen: kittenpavv: k-alifornia: catsfolyfe: kimmismiles: The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat. i am 40999% sure this is the cutest thing on the internet. this is beautiful IM GONNA CRY WTH Cutest thing I’ve ever seeen
angryblackman: 2damnfeisty: prettyboyshyflizzy: theafrocentrics: classicassi: out0ftheblue: thepoeticlovechild: im-lil-g: what is shoot up schools? What Is “Pay For Nudes”? What is “ride bikes in the rain” What is “fuck their pets”
punkrockbetty: vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK LOL!! My cat, exactly.
biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me
thishumanjoy: Come hither my little pet, daddy has a little present for you…that’s it a little closer Im a lucky girl.
salted-delights: catchymemes: Credit: @pet_foolery I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.
masochistickittn:i need someone to pull me around on a leash, pet me, and tell me im a good kitty =^-^=
imayjustbejamesmoriarty: defilerwyrm: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I
brttny32194:but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though
officialundertaker: mikalhvi: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted? proBAB LY
slowly sinking into little mode and I just want to curl up on darfins lap and have him pet my hair and he is just so attractive and I NEED TO BE GOOD AND GIVE HIM TIME BUT IM BORED HELP
cummbunny: make up less baby face
if im charming enough I may be getting a pet goat soon
I’m sleepy and want to be worshipped
vixehn: disgustingly close ig: vixehness actually flawless tho
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
queen-ichiban: askfordoodles: When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing. me, im the cat
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: My pet
at first i didnt really like the wonder pets but now i think its a really cute show and i like the voices im very passionate about my baby cartoons ok
1. ahh im afraid i dont have one, the person that made it took their themes down ;u; 2. no ! i wish i did, we can’t support a pet financially among other things
my hair is like so SOFT right now like im so happy idk i want someone to come over and pet it because its like touching a golden retriever for reals
masochistickittn: i need someone to pull me around on a leash, pet me, and tell me im a good kitty =^-^=
kittenpavv: k-alifornia: catsfolyfe: kimmismiles: The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat. i am 40999% sure this is the cutest thing on the internet. this is beautiful IM GONNA CRY WTH
vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
sixpenceee: racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding reasons I need a dog
fruitcrocs: im sitting in a pub garden and i was petting and talking to my dog who’s sitting at my feet and a little girl, like 7 years old maybe, just said really loudly to her mum “why is she talking to her girly private parts mummy”
roughlester:me: im not horny someone: literally any pet name me: oh fuck
roughlester: me: im not horny someone: literally any pet name me: oh fuck
ssardonyx: gemfused: SO IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE OF ALL TIME YOU KNOW THAT SHITTY MOVIE CALLED TURBO? ABOUT THE FUCKING FAST SNAIL? WELL THAT MOVIE IS A GOD DAMNED RIP OFF. OF WHAT? A 2004 SHOCKWAVE GAME CALLED SNAIL MAIL.
adriofthedead: belovedmonsterbooty: comicpotentials: adreamingofguns: didi-is-spiffy: kittenfossils: nihilismtm: tag yourself im sex perverts computer freaks Money lovers 💰💰💰 what is an ankle biter I’m people that talk to pets more
kinkycuckcoup: sharing-husband: Omg.. Im in love !!! Just to think that actually some lucky bastard fucks her makes me envy him…she is beyond gorgeous !! Shes perfect. My girl would love her as a pet
Holy fucking shit if you did not post the original image do not leave a little link or some shit to your blog when you reblog it. you'retackyandihateyou
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: Ride it for me pet
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: OMG do this for me pet.
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: Here we see pet being punished as another girl eagerly sucks daddy’s big cock right over top of her face. Today her only privilege is to feel our combined saliva and cum running all over her face and body.
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: babygirlssweetsurrender: My favorite thing. This is like my pet, Alice.
heliolisk: heliolisk: yea im great with pets!
luxtempestas: i decided to redraw the littlest pet shop characters because im depraved