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kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though
kittenpavv: k-alifornia: catsfolyfe: kimmismiles: The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat. i am 40999% sure this is the cutest thing on the internet. this is beautiful IM GONNA CRY WTH
crack-dragon: Charming? Intimidating? Pal, you’re outta your mind. Guy’s a corny old jackass that laughs at his own jokes and complains non-stop about his feet. A fuckin’ clown. The kind of guy that gives pet names to his ties. Fuck ‘im, awright?
ghostlydemure: whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
generally: uoa: mayahan: Before & After Pics Show The Difference A Day Of Adoption Can Make To A Shelter Pet im crying tears of jesus cry.. ing… rn…
blueshadow34: livelify: mattsmithpaw: mattsmithpaw: iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG YOU PETS ARE ACTING OUT A SCENE FROM JURASSIC PARK
princessexotica: i’m really only doing this b/c im super bored haha u can see my pillow pet >.<
ixnay-on-the-oddk: hair petting lol Fuck me. I love having a fetish for long dark hair and being on Tumblr all at the same time… I could literally gasm to this… in fact… Im gonna go do that right now.
vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
mrpandragon: synthetic-hearted-midgardian: continueplease: nihilismtm: tag yourself im sex perverts I’m sex drugs rock music people that watch tv more than study the bible People that talk to pets more than god.
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
sami01: sabrestupid: afistfulofrupees: THE SKUNK WANTS TO BE PICKED UP IM CRYING PICK UP THE DAMN SKUNK I HAVE NEVER WANTED A PET SKUNK UNTIL JUST NOW. OMG SOMEONE GET ME A BABY SKUNK
undertaletext:im unhappy to report that today, on this final day of club penguin, people are still roleplaying as babies in the pet shop and trying to get adopted
oneterabyteofkilobyteage: original url http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4027/ last modified 2001-03-27 05:50:03
bubblepopmod: im boooored.. x3 Poor bored babbu *pets*
hatterandahare replied to your post: May I please ask about your new username? Is that… IF YOU DISOWN IT IM TAKING IT FAIR WARNING OKAY SHHHH. *pets head* I promise that if I ever change it, I will gift it to you <3 Also whoa it’s
ask-amurderoussong reblogged your post:Oh, right. Before I forget. There was a hilarious… Mod: Lucky! I wish I could get a pet snake but it would freak out my little brother so Im gonna be waiting a while :/ Yeeeeah. XD Well, she does have a
care-bear-panties: queenchikkibug:pet play im agoood igrl good igrls obey iobey iobey inedetobeyelase make me obey please please please i need toobey imagood girl goodo iglis obey iobey iobey anything please
planchette-pet:Im loving my hood! This puppy is ready to play~
pixie-bitch75: Aww… im so cute, makes you wanna reach out n’ pet me😉💜kisses,pixie💜
straw6erry: hey im curious… tag this with what pet name youd want your lover to call u most. baby or sweetheart etc
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:me: i know we just met but im in love with youstray cat whos letting me pet her: meow meow meow
anomalousangel: step one: put boy in your clothes step two: put vibrator in boy step three: boy clings to me and muffles his whimpers in my neck when hes shaking in my arms step four: pet boy and kiss his tears away when im finished
ghoulosengen: im laughing because you can’t pet slugma at all
officialundertaker: mikalhvi: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted? proBAB LY
miss-nerdgasmz: iron-wang: iron-wang: im finding this whole “escaped scorpion” at roosterteeth super hilariousbecause I used to have a pet crab…until it escaped and there is nothing funnier than watching your entire family sit with their feet
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding She’s so smart
biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me
sonneillonv: theplushfrog: commanderflowers: kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
your-pets-favorite-auntie: sapphicnymph: atomic-glitter: *waits for some neckbeard to coin the phrase, “earbud-zoned”* im laughin bc that’s literally 99% of the reason women wear earbuds she prob saw him going into the bathroom and quick put
hasenfarm: Wir haben alle Drei im Sack. 😍 #hase #hasen #rabbit #kaninchen #zwergkaninchen #zwergwidder #cute #hay #nhd #hollandlop #bunny #bunnies #bunniesworldwide #pet #petstagram
annadeezy: Me and my pet White Elephant Aldraine. I love him (: LOL hahaha you can see how dark my neck is!! Anna you’re become such a beast =) im proud!
robowolves: biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me
alliekitaguchi: ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS A BOYFRIEND WHO WILL CUDDLE ME ON THE COUCH AND WATCH SUPERNATURAL WITH ME AND PET MY HAIR AND EAT MAC AND CHEESE WITH ME BUT UNDERSTANDS THAT I GET AWKWARD AND SELF CONSCIOUS AND IM KINDA A SHIT BUT WILL LOVE ME
tytaero: killveous: tytaero: deathcomes4u: biosynth: first finished render of the tf redesigns im doing for a pet project with its own story and universe for now: ultra magnus with scale plates his alt mode and other characters are on their way!
biosynth: first finished render of the tf redesigns im doing for a pet project with its own story and universe for now: ultra magnus with scale plates his alt mode and other characters are on their way!
flyfloyd: this was originally gonna be sadder but i couldnt do it, im weak and fluff is the lifeblood that sustains me sO HERE!!! GENTLE ANTLER PETS AND GIANT CLAWS CRADLING THE BAE CLOSE
skookumthesamoyed: oh shoot im ded cant pet me rn
erikuto replied to your post: erikuto replied to your post: 9: Pet Peeve; 23:… ARGHAAAAAHH IM A PEOPLE SO U HATE ME NUUUUUUU no you’re a tiger
