im a no life
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the first three words you see are what you want in life
but if u all leave u wont get to see me fall into this bottomless pit called “i’ve traded my life for the bodty”
Protip: I’m not being rude when I refuse to let you use my inking pens. I’m being hygienic. Srsly. Im surprised I dont have tooth damage now because of how much I use my mouth as a third hand.
im-sleeping-this-life-away: randomfate: lavidaesbellayelmundoesunamierda: esto no es jackass? :c Pero obvio que es jackass!♥ media patá weon, bam culiao Baaam♥!!!
you-know-blah: wecameascumshots: im-all-pain-and-no-gain: n0remedy: im-all-pain-and-no-gain: im-all-pain-and-no-gain: Yep, I have no life. why does this have so many notes wtf i think it deserves more I think you’re all blind bang me uh.
avianfuckery: Lesbian space rocks dressed as catgirls peeing on eachother. My life has reached some sort of ultimate high point… (This was heavily, heavily inspired by @cartoonyafterdark’s glorious petplay fanfic)
I’ve probably blown my cover, no way none of them check this page.Be worth it if i get some tonight tbh
allistormiguelrichards replied to your chat:Me: You know me….you know me and you don’t know…I’ve no knowledge of it either >.>Don’t tempt me, Detective conan is love, Detective conan is life, it is my ultimate crack cocain
gomu-gomu-no-life: dggeoff: ibeggedformercytwice: ibeggedformercytwice: My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him. Oh bother. im deleting this fucking website It took me a minute
proto-homo: vaguelywitty: kidkendoll: proto-homo: Notre Dame has already received 700 million euros in donations and apparently Apple will be donating too….. They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in no time. But they can generate
shessofuckedinthehead: theperksofbeinga-jackass: theperksofbeinga-jackass: cumfort: how does one turn their emotions off Okay so first go to settings I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first no, im still willing to try this,
kushandwizdom:I think one of the saddest realities in life, is craving something you deem as valuable and meaningful and then when it’s finally in your possession - with no experience of how to nurture it, you ruin it and lose it; only to continue the
gonewithscarlett11: I have no life lol. Im just sick in bed
angelsmodel4lyf: forza-tricolor: gazikodzo: Which ones a white girl and which one is a dirty mop? I bet you can’t tell the difference! IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGG. I have no life left 😂😂😂😩😩
i’m gonna have that oppai shirt in like 2 days. life is pretty good.
No really thanks I fucking know I’m weird there is no reason for you to say it like I shit on cats for a living when I already feel like im breaking apart inside
savarend: oh no im gonna start crying again I MISS JASPER AND DONNIE AND EVEN JAMES
HOW COULD NO ONE HAVE CONVINCED ME TO GET ANIMAL CROSSING BEFORE IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH
nicollekidman: nicollekidman: when ten holds out his hand and rose spits her gum into it with no hesitation so he can use it for the gadget he’s making…………………… casual intimacy is the spice of life tfw you’re telepathically bonded
that moment when it rains like a muthafuckah outside…then later on it calms down… and you see a double rainbow. and no i don’t mean the yt video from a few yrs back :P im talking real life.
ehdreeahnah: 30 Day Digimon Quote Challenge ↳Day 10: A quote that makes you tear up: “ Don’t be sorry. I don’t have any regrets. If I hadn’t met you, my life would’ve had no meaning. I’m glad that you and I became friends.” -Wizardmon
lovely-soo: bbuing-bbuing-motherfncker: baekyonceknowles: silencesneeze: me when hot guys walk by you better turn your head like you mean it kris Kris pls is no one going to point out kyungsoo figuring out life’s worth
no-tomorrows: If you don’t like sweets, your life is a lie.
tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious
postracialcomments: lifeofnoir: shitrodsays: misguidedivory: ooo-im-n-treble-g: Black proverb: if one start running, you run too. Don’t ask no questions til after we get to where we going. Hell yea ^^^^^^ Life lessons Done this a number of times.
bae–electronica: I will never in my life be afraid of a white man but white women. Shitttttttttt Im shook asf I stay far from them. I don’t want no problems lol
no-h-no-life: A mash up of two sets of fallout vault meat Im not into futa but it came with the set Source: shadbase.com
iamhannalashay: tayelchapo: illuminappy: Im a real life bratz doll and no one can tell me any different. 💁🏿👄 😊 Hoooomahhhgaddd
alucard-no-life-king: (I don’t know when Im ever going to use these screenshots but theyre so cool o-o)
illirya-ooc: dragonbronze: gomu-gomu-no-life: dggeoff: ibeggedformercytwice: ibeggedformercytwice: My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him. Oh bother. im deleting this fucking website It took
hate: im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
im-having-a-frugasm: love—of—your—life: I hope you like it
greathaircut: love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
bycrookedcornell: cornellsnose: I CANT ANYMORE YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND IM COMPLETELY DONE WITH MY LIFE I GIVE UP THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD AND MY LIFE NOW MERGED TOGETHER OMG BEST THING EVER
shejla24: im deleting my life
worthyourweightinfanfiction: armadillo: REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME one time there was an unscheduled
notwifi: i wonder if earth ever teases the other planets for having no life
egberts: snacklemore: egberts: my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life
worldwar2chainz: This is no joke the worst image I have ever seen in my entire life
karyey:NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re
Silverbutt City
whatever-im-not-perfect: todosqueremosunfinalfeliz: Apareció esto en mi dash y también apareció mi mamá y me dijo : se nota que ella es rellenita, y el no, no se como la puede querer si es así, tiene que estar con ella por interés y algo
im-bisexual-so-what-motherfucker: rinconpoeticoblr: Duele. No se recomienda, sufrirá demasiado y perderá la amistad.
ficiusrod: im-tiranosaurio: ficiusrod: :B ~ Anti-Frases Ven vamos a jugaaar :3 Ya no te puedo ver jamás, hermana sal, parece que no estas…
life-is-a-motherfucking-carnival: indiraor: bac-t3rium: pieesnegro0s: im-my-own-judge: la-vagina: Todos los días . TENGO QUE. Debo adelgazar.. mi propósito de cada día, pero fallo.. siempre fallo. Yo no, la comida esta muy rica. La comida
thats me right now. im finally empty, cant cry anymore. its almost like ive turned off my emotions. but i mean im pretty much numb. but yet i still know whats hurts inside. im doing pretty good. but once i let any emotion really come back then im screwed.
im-all-pain-and-no-gain: Yep, I have no life.
Its lunch time and all the hipsters at my uni decided to go to the starbucks i usually go to and now im stuck in a huge ass line. And theres no way Im drinking the coffee from the uni cafeteria :/
lmao first friday night of school and im home alone writing a chemistry paper at 10:30
WHAT IS THAT YELLOW THING IN THE SKY?!? Sorry for my ugly.
I wanna give advice and talk about life/relationships/sex/opinions because SOMETIMES IM IN THE MOOD FOR GIRL TALK BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY WITH ONLY GIRLS AND I HAVE NO ONE AND I LOVE GIVING ADVICE AND BEING A BIG SISTER BUT ALSO LIKE HEARING ABOUT OTHER
unprevented: onmyoownway: messyfandom: gloomyteens: my sim is on tumblr omg even your fake life has no life all the note he has im laughin’ so hard bc he is basically me
Wow life ya’ be like that? Taking commissions again!
i have never wanted project diva more in my life than in this momenti can play rock, paper, scissors with neru
