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me: im broke i shld save up & stop buying albums also me: buy kratos signed album
Me after hearing the highlight medley
dement09: >TRADITIONAL COMMISSIONS INFO< If you can’t afford a commission but you still want to support me you can buy me a coffee at Ko-Fi.com ^^ I updated my commission sheet. (: As im wrapping up my last few commissions by the end of the weekend
me: i can ship what i wantrandos: no you can’t, stop it!me: actually i can, and i won’trandos:
yodel-at-yolorosa: I am very very excited right now bcs my no. 1 fav porn artist just agreed to let me try doing an IRL version of a homestuck set they drew a while back and it’s gunna be AWESOME If any of you kinky fuckers havn’t seen @draks-nsfw-doodles
ze-pie: friend: hey can you help me wi-me, headphones in, fantasizing about my favorite fictional characters forming a band and uncharacteristically performing every song on my playlist: whAt???????? uh yea na im busy
Im gonna try and convince my mom to let me skip school because its 5am and im still not done with my history presentation due today /uglysobbing
no im not watching woohyun fancams at 3am and crying naaaaahhhhhhh
yuu-n: if u loved me, if u really loved me, please think about it sometimes, the times when we were the world to each other. please don’t leave me.
unregardless: me to my future self that has to wake up early tomorrow: im sorry im such an asshole and havent gone to bed yet
Me on weekend nights: hell yes most people off work so gonna have hella omo stuff on my blog!!Me later that night with a dead dash: … oh yeah people go out and have fun and have lives on the weekends I forgot lol
wifipasswords:me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is
I’m really sad. Nothing has been working out in my life. The guy I thought I loved (still not sure but I definitely have strong feelings of some sort) isn’t compatible with me. I’ve been jobless for 2 months and I haven’t been
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
Im sorry Im crying so much this steven universe episode made me so happy
rosecrystal: men really be talking to me and think im listening
baiolicious: im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole
tchaikovskaya:im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets
i gained a very sudden influx of followers with that text post im still kinda shocked actually and i wanted to thank all of you because wow thank you so much for following me it means a lot to me ;;
dateamonster:one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.
gurotrip: do u ever just have ur fave and you’re ok ur chill like “yea they’re my fave but im. fine im ok” but then u see their beautiful face and your chill is GOnE you are 100% back down the garbage chute like jesus christ just destroy me
qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me
Im in a lot of pain and while my body is release things to help me heal Im feeling very different things. I feel weak and tired one Second and then the next im damn near at hormonal rage and must reblog all the porn I can. HEADS UP EVERYBODY
Love me please? Or tell me I’m pretty. Or snuggle me. Whatever works.
Just found out there are people funnier then me… what the fuck show me your clown license!
venlo:you can’t tell me I’m wrong
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
gargoyle-gal: im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no
I FINALLY FIXED THE LINE HEIGHT IN MY THEME HTML OMG IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE 3 YEARS
Do you think they’ll let me bring my hatsune miku light stick into the dethklok concert
toyota: me, a fake deep person: im like the sea.. ull never get to know me completely
im kinda glad none of you talk to me. almost everthing i say and do is attention seeking, or fishing for compliments. i complain about my problems but in all honesty theres barely anything to complain about. im a terrible person. i deserve it.
Im starving and really want burger king but im torturing myself by looking at pictures of what i want instead. Kill me.
im tired of boys texting me “babe” one day then completely ignoring me the next. if not for a week. fuck that.
im-not-perfect-but-im-happy: im-not-perfect-but-im-happy: No Es Muy Bueno Es Mi Primer Gif :c
im-not-living-im-improvising: colores-y-arcoiris: marionetas-de-papel: ooooh weon que manera de reir conchesumadre XDDD oookeey xD Soy Argentino pero esto me dio risa xddd.
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: snazzapplesweet: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous he demanded
he just made me cum four times then said ‘come lay down beside me babe’ and pulled me in and started petting my hair
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
miniature-minx: I love when he takes pictures of me, because I struggle to see how beautiful I am everyday and am so grateful to have such a lovely man take so much time to constantly show and prove to me I am. I love you daddy Photographer: BDSMGeek
I just came back from the doctor and I was suuuper nervous but it worked out!! my doctors were happy to see me however im being told to go from 300mg to 900mg which im not pumped about .. BUT VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW TONIGHT!!!!!
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
im v sad and I just want to cry and im not like devastated or something happened im just sad because my body says ‘you deserve to be punished bc in a few days its official that you didnt get pregnant and we hate you for it’ so im off to cry and maybe
bunabae: miss you all v much im a dumb piece of trash I posted this to the wrong blog … coool
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
im sorry but i have to say it it really bothers me when people reblog my art with their own art in the reblog comments, like a lot, and i really try not to let silly things bother me but, i feel like when i draw something it’s my own special thing
also fuck me i really love katnep
me randomly laughing irl over funny katnep headcanons i keep getting and my mom is looking at me with a face and i just laugh harder im such a nerd dsghgff
UM SO //shuffles feet even though im still a bit groggy from lack of sleep i’ll be trying to work on a small commission, just need to finish this one thing before im free to myself so i was wondering if you guys would like to see me livestream it
synne told me to say it so i will me : “ah yes, another comic about terezi licking and shoving things in her mouth, classic”
im tired of doing favors and getting things for people who don’t even give me a thank you or appreciate me for doing them in 2015 i’m gonna be a whole lot more self reserved than i am now
my friend keeps texting me about Pokemon stuff they’re finding at Sakuracon and im like GET ME
im working on several different big pictures and things rn and im super excited about them and i just feel really nice and confident about my art right now and its a really nice feeling
me : draws for 10 hours straight me : god im so happy to be done with these im so dang tired im gonna die no more im done me an hour later : well time to draw again
im literally sketching out 5 new charm designs while i wait for my current charms to be made LOL im very excited…
spatialheather replied to your post:Garnet puts the dress and rings on, sits back and…“By the power invested in me, garnet, by me, garnet, i now pronounce, myself, garnet and i, garnet, lawfully wedded Garnet… I am kissing my bride.”
kawaiians: im so serious tumblr hasnt updated for me at all and ive seen people complaining about it all day and i feel like im staring into a dystopian future that im powerless to stop
