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significunts: loserslol: curlymetlou: im watching lilo and stitch right now and i forgot how much this ratchet hoe and her little followers piss me off like shut the fuck up do you know how fucking cool lilo is shes got a fucking indestructible alien f
lunatrap: same clothes, almost same make up, same person… look at the power of not giving up… thanks science!!! thanks for fixing something that god (if he exist) fucked up since the begining…hormones are a blessing, and im happy to be in a society
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
Kitty!!!!!!! <3 Damm boi im skinny x3 Last picture tonigth im so tired D: fml ._.
Do you ever just like, lay in bed and you shift into a position and suddenly you’ve just accepted that you want to die there because it’s just so fucking comfortable
I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS IM LOVING THIS NEW ART STYLE !!!
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
i feel like ive been on autopilot for like a year and a half what the hell
Finding out my overdraft in an account that it should be IMPOSSIBLE to overdraft is fucking annoying as shit. And apparently I’ve been overdrawn for almost TWO FUCKING MONTHS.I set up that account specifically with the limits of if I dont have the
theres a huge fucking cricket on my door and i dont have the guts to kill it and im actually gonna be late for school because of this shit
*slowly wakes up to my puppy for once actually curled up nuzzling in my side* Omg I’m blessed..* moves away a lil to get up but then shewakes up and crawls over and stretches her whole body on top of mine, resting her head on my shoulder/chest*Fuck
apupy: apupy: whats this flappy bird shit all about im gonna check it ou t someone really sad sat there and thought wow, there are too many happy people. to many people are having a good day. i think im gonna fuck it up, all of em. how dare they be
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deliveryxiao: Rachel x Momiji Stuff(I coulda sworn I posted this up… Either that or im going fucking nuts and I cant fucking find it on my tumblr for shit. OR I DIDNT FUCKING TAG IT RIGHT)
Really man??? I mean I get it when women photoshop themselves… but men? Maybe Im sexist but thats fucked up man. WTF? Also… women usually just fuck it up with warped door frames etc… you just like… anatomically reconfigured
My spotify playlist is all fucked up. I need a sonic enema. what the fuck even is this. im looking at my playlists and it’s a fucking abomination. why do I even pay for this shit. so i can listen to bullshit. fucking hate spotify.
knifeandlighter:it’s almost 1:30 in the morning and my neighbor is playing wanted dead or alive by bon jovi at full volume. fucking tired of texas. i’d tell him to turn it off, but im reasonably sure he’s just waiting for an excuse to round up
sociohazard: [kaneda voice] yama u fucking asshole i cant believe u. this is ur worst fuck up yet. im out five bucks to that little shit sitting right over there, because u couldnt do a fucking swerve on mario cart. i cant believe u. this friendship
hollyjollyjunko: lovingsantasbooty: hollyjollyjunko: * puKE S UP SANTA HAT* i m so pUmped for chRISTMAS iM GOnna fuCK A REINDEER please don’t fuck a reindeer tOO FUCKING L A TE
i find that theres way too many men and ladies out there who have their priorities all fucked up. 1 thing about me? i love HARD. very very hard. im a fan of old school love. if youre not down w/ that? then im not interested at all. im not a fan of this
ghirahim: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously #i’m never gonna be able to look at one of these without laughing #because fisk is the banana daddy im gonna throw up im laughing so hard fuck
pochowek:fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.
whatever-lies-beyond-thismorning: I found this on a KH Facebook page and I’m fucking choking.
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sasukeapologist: you would think that shorter hair means less horrendous bedhead but im here to confirm that shorter hair means you wake up looking like a low budget render of sasuke uchiha
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: castiels-assbutt-loves-pie: oh god im so sorry im a bad person FUCK ALL OF YOU
kaytee-cakes: a-bacon-of-hope: DON’T YOU FUCKING TELL ME hE DIDN’T LOVE HER don’t YOU FucKING DARE TELL ME THAT NO IM STILLS SO FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT JO GODDAMMIT
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
jalex-pierced-veil: mirahxox: mellowmodesty: wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this fucking love “Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys”
kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt
dennys: teenygiraffe: hetastucklovechild: dennys: good luck, crispies OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’
isis-: #dean in the last one is just like #dammit # i am so fucking #OVER #finding shit like this #fucking eyeball soup #nope #fuck this shit #im done #while sams just like #thats gross
thewalkerqueen: werewolfrightsandwheretofindthem: thewalkerqueen: “Harry didn’t call his son ‘Remus’ so that Teddy could” okay but consider this FUCKING HAGRIDARTHURRONALDF R E DFUCKING SORTING HAT POTTER WHO GIVES A FUCK IM FUCK I GN
pussandboooobs: fof2012: versacegravy: silentbutgolden: pussandboooobs: Because im a regular fucking person and i dont make my bed up all the time She did my hair…im blessed. Fuck outta here. Nigga what bed That ain’t no regular body…have
hi-im-johny: Hey guys just got beat the fuck up by hi-im-dan. I’ve been in an abusive relationship for quite a while now and it’s only ever been emotional and mental abuse. But today he crossed the line and placed his hands on me. I had to keep locking
kabobulance: DO YALL THINK ITS FUCKING OKAY TO JUST CASUALLY PUT OUT A NEW TRAILER WITH NO FUCKING WARNING DO U KNOW WHAT U HAVE DONE I AM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND I CANNOT GET UP SOMEBODY BETTER CALL LIFE ALERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT
solarsenpai: sadisticxxpanda: yungricegod: even in the animes the white guys are fucking shit up im fuckin dyin Me and my mutuals every damn day on here
drinkthingsthrough: shmaltz: myvegansoul: keinepopsongs: An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can MY HEART JUST FUCKING BROKE FUCK FILTHY ASS USELESS FUCKING HUMANS LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT !!! ELEPHANTS
kryptoziall: Sometimes im okay, right i think im okay but then i have flashbacks of this and reality fucks up my life
goodknightdeer: hollyjollyjunko: lovingsantasbooty: hollyjollyjunko: * puKE S UP SANTA HAT* i m so pUmped for chRISTMAS iM GOnna fuCK A REINDEER please don’t fuck a reindeer tOO FUCKING L A TE :)
Gah. Yes I’m procrastinating right now. I just have major writers block with this essay and i just don’t want to fucking care anymore. I am just so done. All ideas that i get seem to be a distracting tangent. I’m.just kind fed up and
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: My wife says im never happy, but thats simply not true. Im always smiling when im throat fucking our baby sitter behind the stuck up whores back.
ouendanl: akiyamafucker: ouendanl: ouendanl: ouendanl: ouendanl: im thinking about that godforsaken fishing pyramid again what the Fuck why is there a hotel inside of it. This Is Bullshit thats fucked up. thats fucking me up. if you go in there
Good lord this is fucking absurd :( one minute im perfectly happy, life is good seconds later im in a chasm of sadness wondering how i fucked up so badly its annoying and needs to stop
rcktpwr:im here to fuck up some commas and support my mutuals, and im all out of money
targuzzler: Im slowly becoming an adult and its so fucked up because im not even being liquified into a goop consisting of my genetic material and reconstructed into a wholly different form like a caterpillar does. I just have to pay taxes now
scotchtapeofficial: dwaynethemockjohnson: wizardshark: paper-mario-wiki: it’s so fucked up at there’s only like 25 blimps in the entire world 24 now it’s so fucked up that there’s now only 23 blimps left in the world im not even a blimp
modmad:homoidiotic:plutotheforgotten:homoidiotic:tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(This is objectively a hilarious glitch
officialbeaubokan: im not fucking good enough i give up im done
officialjohnegberts: alongcameatom: solluxcaptor: johnbootybert: professorgoogoo: John messes up. John you idiot NOO THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD?? NO YOU DUN FUCKED UP JOHN I’M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER A BITCH. ICANT IM SO TRIGGERED THIS FUCKED
workaphobics: blackuranus: pkmntrainergold: YO IM SO DONE WITH THIS DUDE LIKE THE FIRST 3 PANELS ARE HIS TRADEMARK FUCKED UP FACES AND THEN HES JUST LIKE a seabelt iIN SUCH A NORMAL FUCKING FACE YO WTF B WHERE DID HE GET A SEATBELT WHO THE FUCK IS
1fuckedupkid: tyleroakley: staticsosa: I done fucked up. You done fucked up. rotfl im wrong for laughing at this poor dog
mosoli: mosoli: WHOA GUYS ate is just eat backwards WAIT NO ITS NOT I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. WHAT THE FUCK IM TRASH
mollishka: princessvesper: ichwilljeden: Skirt up, presenting yourself for Daddy. I love when you tease me. You’re not my Daddy. Shut the fuck up. Im sorry but i couldnt not fucking reblog this. That response is the best thing I have ever seen!!!
scraggay: darkdaysbrightnights: scraggay: MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK ARREST HER IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE
![sociohazard: [kaneda voice] yama u fucking asshole i cant believe u. this is ur worst fuck up yet. im out five bucks to that little shit sitting right over there, because u couldnt do a fucking swerve on mario cart. i cant believe u. this friendship](https://64.media.tumblr.com/56bf9ffa6b2f39a2a89b39f4a55a6d15/tumblr_mzhaoxuuEq1rfxidlo1_250.png)
