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palmofthelefthandblack: thestripedwurf: More Human X Furr arts i meant to post yesterday! very talented lady friend of mine using her skills to make a wurf mess. Also i hope im getting better at the huuumans FOLLOWED! ;9
imadvillian:A female will ride yo dick for about 45 seconds, an say i’m tired, tell her to ride your face, an watch how much energy God give her…..
parks-and-rex: Me: first of all, thats MY dick. Bae:
….. Ya. Im so using this… >_>
…………… Im not sure this pun was worth the effort of even drawing it…
…. *watches his childhood get a bit gay* Meh. Im okay with it.
You can’t park your penis here sir, this is a no dick zone.
Oh man, i showed up so late for work this morning. Jesus. Ive been getting yelled at for the last 20 minutes about tardiness. Dude, ive been here three years, and I’m barely even late, if ever. Suck my dick.
maskseller: amybrookheimerchiefofstaff: senatorkhaleesi: hugecockprivilege: tbh i wouldnt touch the white dreaded girl with a 60 foot pole so gurl bye all these girls are fucking assholes and fucking stuuuuupid fuck. im angry. this is exactly what
mental-insanime: narutos-dick: trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president! Reblog it while you can
pornstarmookie: I LIKE GETTING MY NIPPLES SUCK ON WHILE IM STROKEING DICK MAKE ME CUM💦 HARDER https://onlyfans.com/mookiethapstar I cant watch it
ammit420: *lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor
translotus: blond school girl in peach panties!im so sad, while i was taking these photos my leafy wall back ground fell down and it was so scary! Now i have these huge mark on the wall and the paint come off :( are there any tradies here that can fix
nic-cages-dick: joccey: ezio-auditores-hot-ass: thorterback: theconsultingbitch: I would like to present to all of you. THE FIRST SCREEN SHOT OF PANTY AND STOCKING WITH GARTERBELT SEASON TWO! When? O_O I’m GONNA CYR
lokh: hey im still emotionally compromised about ygo dsod!! also i spent an inordinately long time on the cards so like
nippiest:wishmaker7: birdghost: irl-spain: sentimentalslut: people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways ‘eat something’ 'buckle up’ 'get some sleep’ 'here have my fries’ 'Im gonna draw you something’
dialeqtic: dapier-co: dialeqtic: This a lose - lose situation, either you keep paying your employees more money to keep up with the rate of inflation until your company is no longer profitable or you try to compromise and look like a dick because
mzbrowneyez: phillydonk: cashhstrokexxx: IM LONG DICKING THE SHIT OUT OF @minnimonroe Lil Sexy Ass 😍🤤😎💦🍆😫 Phillydonk Damn
ladyxtease: Im feeling myself tonight ✨
kamonegis: hell yeah im a dick girl addicted to you
gettingplowed: dreboydre20: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN cool …what else would I be doing with all these legos…
voulair: how do u get rid of ur gag reflex im not trying to do anything dark sided just wanna brush the back of my tongue without wanting to die u kno
My housemates in a dick of a mood
altairspants: “i dont like short hair on girls” yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
shooshedpappings: ghostbeez: apracticalman: quadrangledreality: psilentasincjelli: bmehay: finefox: pizza pizza pizza Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume #DICK IN A BOX none pizza with left beef Jesus CHRIST I think you mean Jesus
beggars-opera: Any time someone tells you that people in the past were more polite than they are today, show them this picture of Marie Antoinette and Lafayette riding a giant 8-foot dick.
godtierheros: officeriwaslokid: 2dcc: overbiters: What does a white dick even look like I’m on mobile is this robin thicke Spot on.
skypestripper: skypestripper: should i open it it was a dick and it was small
ravynfuckingfrost: ewok89: “They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They
badnatured: no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
firemen: my throat itches I need a dick to scratch it
hannahpooper: how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
j5h: j5h: my dick is itchy I think i have herpes
magicbutterdragon: nflstreet: yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick* alright! someone bring me the microscope.
ambiguousintentions: beposbutt: ambiguousintentions: beposbutt said: /farts in your mouth Last post applies to everyone except tumblr user beposbutt Instead, tumblr user beposbutt can suck my uncircumcised, flaccid dick Tumblr user ambiguousintentions
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
peoplemagazine: someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class
popeyasir: yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is
jesusinc: I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
lameust: jesusinc: I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
lilcoochie: i start thinking about dick like
otaku-4-life: awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
bikinipowerbottom: billiamswheatdown: ladygagarbage: when you masturbate twice on the same day When you finger yourself while masturbating when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
theothhherwomenbby: mollycroftumlt: lolsomeone-actually: ibilateral: thecraziie: awsomedean: slutmost: every girl can relate to this okay BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED 10000% done HAHAHHHAHA, I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick
sparkhy: you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
wheatdealer: *uses panorama to take dick pic*
dutchster: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
semi-attractive: reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music
godduh: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE that is not the intended use sir
thebsdboys: OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
bewbin: thefinestlad: bewbin: I just slept for 15 hours what I miss? This dick oh thank god i thought i missed something big
bobbyhorin: *sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist.
carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
shotsfiredat221b: dulect: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? Both reactions work
deadjosey: rebornica: eat a dick YAS
