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neox: shit white people say after sex thank you thats was good is there any gogurts left thanks do u think ikea is still open
a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag: niknak79: Don’t you hate it when that happens this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in
rubyetc: So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’.
Today is the third anniversary of Ikea Monkey
Imagine the Gems trying to put another a shelf or something from IKEA (or similar), with no magic. Like as a gift for Steven or something. Pearl getting frustrated at the unclear instruction (there are no words and she seems like a word-oriented person),
I’ve been stuck in IKEA for like 2 hours because it’s my brother’s birthday and we’re all going out but he’s getting a bed for his birthday so he’s picking one out but he’s extremely indecisiveWhich is fine I
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: Can’t you go to the food court? I think most ikeas have those?Ah, I could’ve but we’re going to eat after so I figure it’s better to wait
megamadridista4life replied to your post: Eat ice cream when you’re done!! IKEA has good ice cream in they’re cafeteria! And also potato chips. They have good potato chipsOh, I’ll have to keep that in mind for next time! The only thing I’ve
I’m free! Unsurprisingly my bro didn’t actually get a bed this time. But whatevs, at least we can eat now
megamadridista4life replied to your post: I built the desk! All by myself! Haha… ikea? Naw, I think they were from Walmart
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My little sister got a panda plushie at IKEA today (she named it Pan-Pan) and she grouped it together with her grizzly bear plushie (whose name is Sir Bearington). Her plan is to get a polar bear plushie to be Ice Bear and then she wants to tape them
iguanamouth:bert and ernie go to ikea
tsar-evich:So two cultists and Heather Mason walks into a mall-they lost Vincent at ikea for like 2 hours and Claudia had to pay for the damages with Vincent’s money, Heather walked away and pretended she did not know them.
pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this
gotlubebro: a4f101: Yes I’d seen him around…young dad with wife and two young kids in the apartment across from mine…good looking guy, and a friendly sort too. He saw me struggling to get the IKEA crates out of the back of my pickup and gave me
rebel-in-tartan: captioned-miscellaneous-videos: blairwitchh: this is literally the height of comedy tho Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?” Christine: “Just watching TV.” Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.” [X-Files theme plays]
kentuckyfriedbutter: I have the same bed sheets from IKEA.
lydia-luxy: Flashing at Ikea
james-p-sullivan: james-p-sullivan: james-p-sullivan: HELP IM LOST AT IKEA update: im trying to find an employee update: EMPLOYEE IS JUST AS LOST AS I AM
roseinthetardis: lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period
roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
geniusbillionairesassmaster: llanuwchllyn: Will Graham gets a bed from IKEA, he throws away the instructions. This is my design #would explain why he can’t fuckin sleep
runningfromassbutts: donna-and-her-spaceman: consultinghobbits: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture. John: “Sherlock, just hand me the instructions.” Sherlock: “THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE
toinfinityandbeyonce: happy anniversary ikea monkey
kaliforhnia: Ask him if hes good with his hands, then when he comes over make him put together the IKEA furniture.
affectionsuggestion: Let’s go to Ikea and pretend we’re rich and fantasize about decorating a nice big home together
missfloridian: As a 19 year old, I oddly love Target as if I were a suburban mother of four
memeiversaries: December 9th is the Feast Day of IKEA Monkey, which was first celebrated in 2012.
orchid-a-day: Dracula saulii (Return of the Ikea monkey!) December 24, 2015
abandonedandurbex: S.S. United States. The last Passenger Liner to receive the Blue Riband for crossing the Atlantic in record speeds in 1952. She still holds the record to this day. Sadly she is docked and rotting away across from the IKEA parking lot
tastefullyoffensive: IKEA bags hold everything. (via meanboysclub)
headspace-hotel:plushieanimals:plushieanimals:tiger tale toys 🐀🐁PAPERWORK
stuff-i-like-and-wantt:I got horny when I was shopping at IKEA 🙈🙈 Dam girl let me help u
daily-superheroes: Spidey’s IKEA visit http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/
ramenfever: captioned-miscellaneous-videos: blairwitchh: this is literally the height of comedy tho Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?” Christine: “Just watching TV.” Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.” [X-Files theme plays]
loosergooner: girlmouth: Ikea blowjob!!! Good girl. Very pretty.
xxxvidsgifs: I love going to IKEA with Lucy-Cat
did-you-kno: The theory is that while following a zig-zag trail between displays of minimalist Swedish furniture, a disorientated Ikea customer feels compelled to pick up a few extra impulse purchases. Source
thezorigami: ntemiko: super—nerd: roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
nicoosuxx: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA
xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.
frottage-cheese: thejediwalking: The light bulb symbolizes our thoughts and how over-thinking can kill us. This is actually genius. Al parecer fue una mala idea O ideota the lightbulb symbolizes how you should always follow the directions for IKEA
grimelords: I’m certain this monkey was sent to that ikea by god wearing a coat of His design to being joy to the world. It’s Christmas time.
deathclw: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.
wigglebox:frostnozzle:There is a plausible theory that no IKEA employee has ever actually applied for the position. Instead, they were all once mere customers looking to buy reasonably priced furniture… But they got lost in the store, unable to find
al-grave: There is probably a story behind this polite note from IKEA
rubyetc: rubyetc: So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’.
glutenfreevodka: thebestoftumbling: guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns My favorite
thebootydiaries: sittininthewoods: thebootydiaries: you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian
setheverman: did-you-kno: Fika is the Swedish tradition of having coffee, cake, and a chat. It’s such an integral part of the culture that many businesses have fika twice a day, and sometimes it’s mandatory. Source Source 2 According to IKEA’s
voyeurgirlsoncam: You can definitely have a good time at Ikea!
gonedemonhunting: I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they
lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me
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