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iguanamouth:euclase:House martins are the cutest because they have fuzzy lion paws that make them look like fierce little griffins.oh no=O OMG! x3
iguanamouth: bertb0t: antique-symbolism: bertb0t: antique-symbolism: Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting
iguanamouth: fruit dragons ! click through to see whats what - fun fact the dragonfruit was the First One made but as i had no plans to make the rest of em at the time theres a noticable difference in quality and size a h h ah a Ahhh these are neat
iguanamouth:heyitspj:heyitspj:Guy Fieri looks like an irl Fire-type gym leader Pffft XD
iguanamouth:alanaisalive:The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears. Anyway, the next night we watched a thing
iguanamouth: frog-and-toad-are-friends: Pokemon idea: Giant strips of grass that move and act like snakes. Ground/Grass. Name them ENVELAWN and CONSTRICTURF. this is such a good idea i I like it Owo
iguanamouth: the hannibal season finale ends with hannibal inviting gordon ramsey along with everyone else over to his house for a spectacular dinner party and halfway through gordon asks what sort of meat it is and when hannibal replies “lamb” he
iguanamouth: something about memories
iguanamouth: UNUSUAL HOARD commission for madeleine, look at the mess theyre making
iguanamouth: ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats
iguanamouth: JUST BARELY MAKIN THE DEADLINE FOR WITCHSONA WEEK me as a witch isnt too terribly different from myself right now, except i dont kill plants as much and the goldfish suddenly have a lot more space. also due to an excess of stray magic,
iguanamouth: current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time
iguanamouth:bert and ernie go to ikea
iguanamouth: ( sans disguises that make them appear human of course ) LISTEN if youre a lizard person and part of the underground movement to overthrow the human race dont feel pressured to seek out positions of power in government. do what makes you
iguanamouth: i always play as wendy in mario kart but im not very good yet and every time i lose i have to apologize because its not her fault im sorry wendy
iguanamouth: my favorite genre of music is : songs that i listen to on repeat for eight hours and then forget about for two years
iguanamouth: remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
iguanamouth: when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist
iguanamouth:the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
iguanamouth: idk-kun: I found a mutated bulbasaur plushie
iguanamouth: douxkitten: he chef yes !!!!
iguanamouth: alanaisalive: The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears. Anyway, the next night we watched a thing
iguanamouth: *accidentally opens a program that takes a while to load* *closes my eyes leans back and embraces death*
iguanamouth:forbidden knowledge
iguanamouth:why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
iguanamouth: bakuryuuha: THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN look again
iguanamouth: fuckyeah-nerdery: c0ttonsocks: the King 👑 What pokemon is this? yeah
iguanamouth: a sunflower squirrel commission for ashley - THEY DIDNT know the kind of plant they wanted to be tossed together at first, so heres the rest of the UNPICKED DESIGNS plus the first sketch ………………. !
iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
iguanamouth: OF COURSRSSSITS AN ARNJ
iguanamouth: i cant think of a caption for this so heres some other sentence: dont leave your unfinished drink on the bus seat because sometimes i sit there and then i gotta deal with your bottle
iguanamouth: i cant do this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titles
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
iguanamouth: [MOTERCYCLE REVVING NOISE] BBBRBBRBRBBRBRBRB RBAB RBRB POOPOOOOO OPOPKEMONMMMNNNNNNN OIOIPOKEMON?????? POOEKMNIONNN ENNENN [REVVING INCREASES] MEEGGA A AHPOOKEKEMONNENN MOMN N N NNN NNNN JJJJJJJJ HH PP PP MM EE MMEGAG BASTO I S E ME
iguanamouth: think you might be talking to a skeleton in disguise?? keep an ear out for these telling phrases that really rattles my bones ive got a bone to pick with you i aint got no body i need to rest my bones my main health concern is osteoporosis
iguanamouth: why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
iguanamouth: quick- to the
iguanamouth: WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
iguanamouth: hey brenda do you have the spreadsheet for the upcoming meeting? great. while youre talking about it im going to put my entire foot behind my head. not appropriate for the office? dont be an idiot brenda, theyre yoga pants. keep going
iguanamouth: together at last
iguanamouth: youre gonna look so goddamn cool
iguanamouth: she just stood there dong this little dance until we got up
iguanamouth: bolt down my coffin
iguanamouth:daylight savings was just a cover up for benjamin franklins time mage abilities and every hour he steals from each person on earth he adds to his own lifespan in his ruthless quest for immortality
iguanamouth: kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once
iguanamouth: fingerpuppet: i’ve been trying to construct a joke with naruto’s “believe it” and mulder’s “i want to believe” but thats about as far as i get…
iguanamouth: squiddy-fresh: grossgiirl: gudroo: wingull becomes exponentially better when you remove the wings no beak meow we can rebuild them……
iguanamouth: whoops
iguanamouth: “so youre saying all you can make is KETCHUP and PLATES??” “actually, your majesty, theyre saucers”
iguanamouth: recently i was approached by boom studios with an offer to do an ADVENTURE TIME COMIC COVER, and i jumped on the chance to be a part of a series that ive always enjoyed a whole dang lot after submitting three potential designs we went with
iguanamouth: TEAM MY NAMES STEVEN AND I LIKE ROCKSbonus:
iguanamouth: finally !!
iguanamouth: finally jumped on the pokemon breeding variations train even though its pretty much long gone OH WELLone of these lil squirts is gonna get their two evolutions drawn out as well but i havent decided . .. . Which One yet
iguanamouth: static sounds
iguanamouth: please click through htese birds, i beg of you
![iguanamouth: [MOTERCYCLE REVVING NOISE] BBBRBBRBRBBRBRBRB RBAB RBRB POOPOOOOO OPOPKEMONMMMNNNNNNN OIOIPOKEMON?????? POOEKMNIONNN ENNENN [REVVING INCREASES] MEEGGA A AHPOOKEKEMONNENN MOMN N N NNN NNNN JJJJJJJJ HH PP PP MM EE MMEGAG BASTO I S E ME](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6ae90c1101c4dee82815d424cd9d2e25/a265e2a13e85f5e8-9f/s512x512u_c1/91d3440b29ea8360eb2c957384b56d2bf41aff48.png)
