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black-iverson: To rub one out or not to? That is the question. Your mind is already there if you asking, might as well get that nut.
White Supremacists Threaten War Against Black Americans If Donald Trump Loses 2016 U.S. Presidential Election
notchicken: OH MY GOD No, don’t want him to die. Because then we get Pence. Now if Pence dies too, then I’m with it.
stappls: granddaddylongdick: hazeleyed1: alexbelvocal: I’m doing everything wrong 🙃🙃 I love her! 📝📝 This was me in middle school and then after that i dont know what happened in highschool lmfao If that was me she did that to she
thathighguy: hotboy-x: tarynel: thagreatvino: seekingotherlands: blvck-gvld:if your male friend stopped fucking with you when he got a girlfriend, he wasn’t your friend, he was trying to fuck. OR his new gf is threatened by your friendship and
ankh-niggas-anonymous: zamaron: teamnowalls: zamaron: your mcm thinks this is dope. why daffy(the darkskin one) gotta be in jail for? daffy was pushin that’s why melissa duck told his ass to stop if i had to see this with my own two eyes, so do
kingjaffejoffer: hervacationh0me: sobeitjayt: sexwitsockson: thats salary right there Ima blow her Varicose Veins out I’d make grams feel young again Thats not enough moneyLike yeah its a good side hustle if its tax free, but its really not
nonbinary-dysphoria: nonbinary-dysphoria: nonbinary-dysphoria: Hello everyone! This is resource I wanted to tell you all about! It’s an app called “Voice Pitch Analyzer”. It has you read a passage a full minute, and then tells you if the range
wakanda-4evr: palmsofgranate: nateblackout: dicapito: futureblackwakandan: thahalfrican: queernigga: queernigga: if you not black, keep scrolling & don’t interact with this post. 😭😭😭 Lmfaoooooo I need to get on Twitter 😂😂😂
ragingsoul: goldenpoc: When he giving you head and ask if you like it Lmao
deezcandiedyamztho: If I were a plastic surgeonMy motto would be: “Just cuz you aint got fat ass in yo genes dont mean you cant have fat ass in yo jeans. Call me for the fat ass of yo dreams.”
toffmikin: Regarding those who like to take art from Pixiv and repost them to Tumblr: The Pixiv site very clearly states in English to do not do that. And you know a simple Google Translate would get enough of the message across if you wanted to ask the
dc9spot: Maleficent and HTTYD fanart In my country these two movies released in the same time, and I ended up watched them next to each other. and I can’t help but notice many similarity between them! so I think it’ll be cool if I draw something
ikebanakatsu: m0074nsfw: ikebanakatsu: Omg Ahri so cool I T/////T If I have a rich follower here it could be awesome to find that someone very generous gave me Popstar ahri u///////u My summoner name is Alagille, very noob and feeder but I play with
ravensmuse: One of the things that a LOT of progressives have a problem with is classism. “DON’T SHOP AT WALMART! Buy local and organic!” etc. and they totally fail at realizing some people can’t afford other options, if they have options at
tokillapromqueen: neongenesisevangaylion: : “If I was gay…” and “I’m not gay but….” by Zachary Colin Rance no homo level 1,000 This is my fetish
finally started watching NGE (Neon Genesis Evangelion) thanks to toastoat and were discussing korra crossovers like how cool would it be if korra piloted a raava/eva unit to fight gigantic evil spirits
merrybenjamas: sharkrobot: merrybenjamas: My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys as opposed to because they want
mustangminiskirts: Alright, so this is gonna be a story about life so sit down and listen up. I’m a 19 year old college student, female. My parents raised me on a code of chivalry just as they would if I were a boy because hey, it’s not about male
I wouldn't even be mad if my friend did this
montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of gif’s yet. Or italics. How can I express my feelings
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thatwasmeanish: sunflowersforamy: I wonder what would happen if somebody invented a video game wherein your vision is first-person camera and you never see a reflection or yourself or hear your own voice but you basically just have to do standard action
fakemikey:phoenixings:what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your bodythink of all the superwholock fans waking up to “welcome to my twisted mind” on their bodies
ATTENTION : IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18 I NEED YOU TO GO VOTE !!!!
thecurmudgeon: I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half
jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
witch-bolt: witch-bolt: listen even if I was stupid bonkers rich I think giving someone you’re good pals with chopsticks from the edo era you had engraved with their name on them is A Little Much
Jess if you’re reading this go back to Facebook and pretend you never found my blog thanks!
ace-attorney-shitpost: “If I had a nickel for every time I cross-examined a parrot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird that it happened twice.” - Phoenix Wright after he finished cross-examining a parrot in Professor
Tumblr drama. Yay. I’m sorry for those involved, I’m not reblogging anything so as not to accidentally continue/ spread the drama. I do want to get in my two cents on the general topic, however, so here goes: If someone does something you
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xtremecaffeine: lilenatalem:adventurotica:how-clever:i-am-the-last-timelord:margauxdrake:i-am-the-last-timelord:I think I found a new favorite Twitter account.Actually, they’re against it because someone has to pay for it if the students don’t, which
hunnigan-archive-deactivated201: psa: if you ever have any questions about my character, you are always welcome to ask them. i encourage asking questions for it also helps me develop my character further or help explain something unclear.
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jackthevulture: I will tag anything even remotely suggestive as nsfw nsfw doesnt mean “explicit”, and it also doesnt mean “sexual” Nsfw means “Not Safe For Work” but I tend to go by “Would 13 year old me lose computer privileges if my
I would absolutely love if I wasn’t an awkward piece of shit. 👌🏻
thesnowymeadows: (via A look at the Fire Emblem if New 3DS bundle) Holy crap look at this beautiful thing I am drooling
tinycartridge: Here’s the Fire Emblem Fates trailer ⊟ We got a new English video and name for the game – I think I prefer the Japanese title, Fire Emblem: IF? Anyway, it still isn’t coming ‘til next year.BUY Fire Emblem: Awakening
jokerthebutler: Kamui’s Retainers, Amiibo Warriors and Kanna - from Fire Emblem If: 4-Panels and Character Guide Book Character’s profile is basically the roster profile from the game itself that you can read here. Character’s title is similar
feministsexworker: wyldwoodfaye: ithotyouknew: I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves
I honestly don't think that I'd be able to keep my eyes away from Darren's shirtless torso if I met him while he was shirtless.
saturnineaqua: queenofkumiho: cwtchhhhh: prettyboyshyflizzy: midnight-sun-rising: bechahns: dropdatbomb: shensation: babesbooksandbattles: scdub: babefield: islandgod: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color
spitegoblin: I’m curious– What style of clothing would y'all wear if public ridicule, financial limitations, and general inconvenience weren’t a thing? I’d wear ball gowns; I’m talmbout big, flowy, fluffy chiffon and taffeta 1980s prom night
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iwantcupcakes: shakeninsane replied to your photo: It’s like a human-sized puppy. you are torturing me with all these robertdoggiejr pictures, ughgh :’( LOOK IT ISN’T MY FAULT IF ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS BASICALLY A CORGI IN HUMAN FORM OK omg stop
Straight up just unfollowed someone for judging pitbulls. Idk if you give pitbulls shit because of the way shitty people raise them, that’s fucked up. Don’t judge a breed for the way people act.
A girl I live with just said leggings aren’t pants ahahahahahaShe was like if the shirt doesn’t cover your butt you shouldn’t be wearing it with leggingsI straight up told her I wear anything with leggings and don’t give a flying
Can’t sleep? Drink some jack. Let’s see if this helps.
thecommonchick: I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
itsabear: allwomenmustdieactually: barbarianarchy: cantanopeshitthatwastaken: fudge-the-horse: some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: good Say what you will
lovemedonlothario:lovemedonlothario:i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that
autobaeddelphilia: gorgoroth: gorgoroth:when companies hire scabs to fill in for striking workers and its food production and somehow the quality goes down dramatically as if the scabs are fucking it up somehow it feels hallucinatory. i’ve worked
At my heart i am a stubborn, pain in the ass survivalist. We all are. Adrenaline is a hell of a thing xD I’ll die when I’m dead and fuck you if you try to kill me before that.
hugothemonk:feraligatr:what if there were like 15 second ads in the middle of porn vids like how youtube does itThese comments are KILLING ME
1998aries:check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer
kaijuno:American girl problems ™: knowing the closest state you’ll have to go to for an abortion if they overturn Roe v. Wade
coughloop:coughloop:If plankton really wanted to steal the krabby patty formula he should have just shown up with a Glock and taken it. What’s Spongeboy and Krab man gonna do about it? Suck the tip? i feel like were not talking anough about whether
zairak:It would have been way funnier if the queen held out and died on 9/11. Like what the fuck would the US news media even do?
