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If you follow me, consider it an open invitation to reply to posts, invade my ask box, and tag things for me. Hell, you don't even have to be following me. Just knowing my blog exists is all the invitation you need.
you guys are fucking nasty.all 10,000 of you :)don’t be shy to show yours if you’re curious, just starting out, or have made progress in stretching.
chinitongkalbo: Hihihi! I lyke! Click here if you want to see the video! Wen Sheng Hao and You Sheng promised that if the movie “The Fierce Wife” managed to get a NTฤmillion box office, they will kiss each other on stage as a reward for everyone.
You wouldn’t be watching if you knew how to fuck her properly, would you, cucky?.
Hello, whoever you are. Whether you’re staring into a phone or computer. Alone or in a crowded room. Naked or looking hella fly or redefining grunge chic. Whatever the case may be. You’re amazing. Unique and special. Smiling or scowlin
“If you ever come back it’ll be just like you were never gone.” | requested by amiedsheeranyet
You are all so amazing. Thank you so much for your encouragement and support. You have been so kind to me and, while I am not the best with words, I will try my best to convey my gratitude in the form of dark arts and smut. If, you know, you are into
skuttz: Can never catch a doodle stream to get a sketch? I’m going to take slots in advance for a Sunday morning sketch stream~! (which may also lead into monday morning if needed) If you are interested: Send me an e-mail –provided in form below–
Submissions are enabled again. Please, I don’t want to see any self-deprecating comments. Please don’t say “I hope this is good enough for you.” You can have doubts, you may need a confidence boost, and you may have low self esteem, but own your
grosskpopidols: what if you were in bed trying to get some sleep and you suddenly hear someone whisper “get your crayon…”
miniar: … I should not be allowed on the internet after midnight… I might have accidentally bought a suit… o.O? How do you accidentally buy a suit? XD
If you got a dollar for each follower...
thecenterwillnothold: thecenterwillnothold: halloween b like. absurd amount of ableism if i have to witness any “””insane””” asylum nonsense or hurtful depictions of disabled bodies/deformities on god i will black out
escapeawkward: i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.
animedavidbowie: unrecognizedpotential: forgottenawesome: Do You Love Someone With Depression? If you have a partner or are close to someone who struggles with depression, you may not always know how to show them you love them. One day they may seem
REBLOG THIS IF... you want to meet one of your followers in person for a lovely dinner, then afterward, take a picturesque stroll to a really nice hotel where you would then proceed to fuck each other into oblivion.
doyouevenfilm: If you trusted love this far, don’t panic now. Trust it all the way. If Beale Street Could Talk (2019) dir. Barry Jenkins
I’ve been writing some small non fiction type drabbles if anyone’s interested.Also, I’m probably just gonna post them anyway.
you know a hard and simple fact of life a lot of people gleefully ignore? The world doesn’t owe you shit. and alive or dead it keeps on spinning. as soon as you accept and love this fact you will be infinitely happier.
2cuuuute: the-she-celt: pinkmeeup: palegem: Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t
If you are awake right now, what time is it there and what are you thinking about?
If you feel like you really, really need to talk shit about my friends’ blogs, then at least have the fucking decency to do it WITHOUT hiding behind anon. Shows only what a fucking miserable coward you are. Please choke on my enormous imaginary
agonicarts: If you reject me, I’ll disappear. in other news, the true route still destroys my soul.
lulucute:if you know someone with pisces, taurus, libra, aries sun or moon the way to comfort them is by touching. like you can sit silently with them and just hold their hand or touch them and they will be happy and content. it’s super cute and sweet.
if you give me the ability to jump in a video game then I will use it to hop everywhere
self-shadowing-prey: starkravingparker: Sleepover with me Please stop by and: Rant about something Tell me about your day Tell me what you think of me Tell me what you think I’m like irl,based on my blog Send me an opinion Send me a would you rather
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closettherapist: trillgamesh: firefoxshawty: andrusi: weeaboobs: senpaitheking: That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”
chlorokin: Hair update. A raven god/dess for you.
meaghanmouse: pearstheplatypus: catsandcunts: YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF: you have a body that’s it you’re beautiful you win congratulations I was unprepared.
shitshilarious: iliveinmattsmithspants: territorialcreep: itseasytoremember: whythefuckareyouromeo: 0ver-doze: omg they are so offended if you lick them back. Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick
wanderlustsensuousaquarius: pearlmarley: my-tigerlily: pearlmarley:I sure hope I don’t have any trump supporters that follows me on tumblr 🤔 Same here. Unfollow if you are And if you’re a white person who says the “n” word After I posted
If this spoiler for 53 is legit.. well, damn.
whitegirlsaintshit: I swear to god if u eat chicken like this not only will I break up with u on site but I will square up and uppercut ya ass
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room
Reblog if you are Okay with People Drawing NSFW of your Muse.
rosethomass: **UPDATED** if you, like me, get so angry when discussing or debating current issues with ignorant/bigoted people that you can’t articulate your thoughts, here is a list of arguments i’ve seen so far defending darren wilson or going
If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
if you cant trust liar, how can you trust me again? im running out of ways to say im sorry.....
warhol-kid: “plant blog”, “a wild plant blog appeared”, “you’re plantastic”, “(18)+”, “masturbation tips”?????!! what is this shit!? stop self promoting on every post you see with this garbage. stop being lazy and if you want followers
gameofthorins:When people try to argue with you about your own ethnicity
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
you can be the king but watch the queen conquer
If you’re a poet, then how are you able to love a girl who only cares about the poems that mention her?
Reblog if you want your followers to make you choose between two ships.
delillie: If any two panels should convince you to read Saga it’s these two.
begreedy-deactivated20230318:If you were wondering, the answer is yes. Yes, I’m staring at you and thinking about the wild shit I’d like to do to you.. you’re perfect.
bdsmteddy:If you aren’t trying to steal my old band shirts and masturbate while wearing them what are you doing?
When someone you don’t like reblogs something from you How do you politely tell them to go find cool shit somewhere else?
mercurykick: “We all have that one fiery short friend. If you don’t then that’s you.”
I am in such a good mood today, I hope all of you are also having a good day too
stevencrewniverse: Just a reminder incase anyone forgot. Also a reminder if you happen to be at Comic-Con tomorrow, we’ll be having a joint panel with Adventure Time! Come on by, we’d love to see you! (info here)
partycardigann:Donna, is there a meeting tonight? There’s going to be an attack on the restaurant. I don’t know what’s happening, but you need to stay away. Are you there? If you’re there, you need to get out!I’m coming to get you.
jeSUS,, someone should make a comic of the vocaloids arguing/talking using their song titles in their sentences if that’s a thing that can be done
when will people stop talking about intelligent non-earthly life forms like they don’t exist, or like some people haven’t already had experiences with them/they haven’t already visited“what if aliens visited”“what if aliens…” blah
If you message me with a close up dick pic avatar I’m not responding, bye
If you really want your money back you need to stop hiding behind the anonymous button and send me an email.
