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Start off my super cool new Safe for Work blog, that’s actually kinda old. If you’re new to me as a person, you can find me on DeviantArt here: http://theltcolonel.deviantart.com/?rnrd=99309 But please be warned that I do make NSFW things
leepyr: doitforasgard: samcannon: “You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s
aphfandoms:Actually I love how I can say “I understand shit” and “I understand shit” and it can both mean “I understand everything” and “I understand nothing” English slang is horrific and if you’re not a native English speaker good
wheremyscalesslither:The woman who runs the reptile rescue posted this today. If your ass gets chapped when people say “happy holidays” instead of merry Christmas, you’re an awful Christian. Actually, I’m not sure if I can even call yu a Christian.
illirya-ooc: dreamwaffles: I AM CRYING THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS ALSO I CAN’T BREATHE OH GOD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF YOU *EVER* WERE IN ORCHESTRA OR CHOIR DO YOURSELF A FUCKING FAVOR AND WATCH THIS I CAN’T, DAJFSOWEISJDOAIHSDOIAF HFASOBAWEOUDSHOIF
aphfandoms: Actually I love how I can say “I understand shit” and “I understand shit” and it can both mean “I understand everything” and “I understand nothing” English slang is horrific and if you’re not a native English speaker good
lesbolution:can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting
gruesomegold: Me: I am finally actually building relationships! This is going great I- My brain, banging pots and pans together: SELF ISOLATE!! EVERYONE ONLY TALKS TO YOU OUT OF PITY ANYWAY!!! THEY CAN’T ABANDON YOU IF YOU LEAVE FIRST!!!! S E L F
itrybutijustendupeatingfries: leepyr: doitforasgard: samcannon: “You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t
thexfiles: studyingstudent: You’d be surprised how much you can get done in an hour if you actually sit down and focus Imagine being neurotypical
prominentmen: “Some of my most outrageous nights– I can only believe actually happened because of corroborating evidence. No wonder I’m famous for partying! The ultimate party– if it’s any good– you can’t remember it.” - Keith Richards
captainsnoop: its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and
appasart: A fanart of Tadashi, i dont know if posting this will get my account in trouble? anyway,i actually spent a lot of time drawing this, if you wanna support me *for free* , please kindly reblog this post ! it’s the best support i can get for
ddlgdoodles: A Guide to Spanking Part 2: If you missed part one, please click here. —————-When you hear “spanking”, you probably think of it in terms of punishment or kinky sex. Spankings can actually be more than that: punishment, funishment,
eshiel: hey all! i’m opening a quick commission run to float me ‘til i’m actually getting paid. same structure as usual, or if you’d like something else hit me up and we can discuss pricing!if yr interested email me at ehetja@gmail.com with
fun fact: something like 50 years ago if 15 people in the danish royal family had all died then the next in line was my grandpa so i guess you can say….you’ve all been blogging with royalty Does that mean you have actual right to calling us peasants.
saturday-moon: lesbolution: can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult? when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually
gasmaskedassassin: vikingforkliftsafari: listhacks: 10 Genius life hacks you can’t believe you never thought of - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more Actual useful life hacks. Useful ideas
prey-on-my-knees: strappyskink: How fast can you drink piss through your sweat soaked shirt. Let’s find out and make you black out a few times If we’re talking waterboarding WITH WATER…and You have actual experience, hmu.
se4h4ven: dear future boyfriend, i feel bad for you because i talk about bands a lot, i am very awkward, i sing very loud and bad, and i’m not that attractive. but i can make you really happy, if you actually let me.
fireescapesapartmentdwellers: a-ghost-with-a-beating-heart: all-there-is-is-fallings: If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second. I can’t stop looking at this
buttonstolove: Some women are born with clits so big that they can actually jerk it. This woman is Asian, so you know that women of all cultures can have a naturally big clit. If your clit gets this big when fully erect connect with me on Snapchat. Be
gallifreyanturtles: yomamasalizard: Brid That’s actually awesome because if you have paint, you can paint over it and bam, super cute vase for flowers for super cheap that you painted yourself!
shakethecobwebs: queeristic: if you don’t like meghan trainor it’s probs cuz 1) you hate fun 2) are a skinny bitch or 3) are not in fact all about that bass 4) you’re an actual fat person who can see through her average-sized bullshit 5) she
garbagechild: Love Actually (2003) if you cant say i love you at christmas when can you say it
soniico: lesbolution:can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it
domtopv2: Facts for fags:The Man’s hard cock pressing against the fags extra sensitive prostate can push out precum and actual semen. If you follow the thought…1. Fags are born to be penetrated2. A Man’s hard cock can press out fag-semen.3. A fag’s
teenpariah: January Book Photo Challenge: Library or Bookstore bit of both actually! you can sit and read, buy new and second hand books and you get half your money back if you bring a book back within a month
mycatatejustinbieber replied to your post: story of my suitor and how I am actually probably… Keep his number for funzies! He’ll probably remember you the next time you go to chipotle, and then you can see his face again and see if he’s hot
king-peachy replied to your post: my stomach is kinda upset right now, i… If you’re taking tylenol, make sure you eat something before hand or drink some milk bc it can actually be very bad for you stomach lining! uou don’t worry i do,
theblvckcool: If you don’t see color what do you do at a traffic light? ^ that’s a stupid ass, somewhat ableist addition to an otherwise good thing. People with red-green colorblindness, so like actual colorblindness, can drive. You learn from a young
the-strong-silent-typist: flawlesstrueperfection: if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down Yeah, I’ll bet it’s great when nobody has ever
jessthemonkey: Ah morning bro! Mom and dad gone yet? What do you wanna do today? Any plans? I’m probably not even gonna change… I might lose some clothes actually. If you aren’t doing anything later you can find me in my room…
jumpingjacktrash: captainsnoop: its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month
shiny hunting rockruff is actually super super easy, since you can guarantee a chain without ever leaving battle, and the higher your chain goes the more chance you have at getting one. even more so if you have the shiny charm.It still takes forever,
angstrom-nsfw: Can you say “actual backgrounds”? Ember x Nicecream Guy, based on a fic some guy on /utg/ wrote. I’ll link it here if i can find it again
wildpurugly replied to your post: Is it possible for an anonymous to submit his/her drawings to you in ‘Ask me anything!’? actually, you can do it anonymously if you log outa tumblr! ahh I never saw somebody doing that but I guess it
