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"If you're hungry, eat some fruit. If you don't want fruit, you're not hungry."
If you're gay, it's a 'sin'. If you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything,you're a punk.
: If you’re bisexual, you’re confused. If you’re gay, it’s a sin. If...
Hello, whoever you are. Whether you’re staring into a phone or computer. Alone or in a crowded room. Naked or looking hella fly or redefining grunge chic. Whatever the case may be. You’re amazing. Unique and special. Smiling or scowlin
If you're a porn blog and you're following me and i'm not following you yet, like this, I'll follow you back.
If you're reading this right now, you're officially my new tumblr friend, you have no choice. We're now friends. Hi.
YOU’RE GONNA DIE ONE DAY THEY CANCELED “THAT’S SO RAVEN” YOU WERE BORN TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE GALAXY THEY BOTH DIE AT THE END OF “THE NOTEBOOK” YOU’LL NEVER BE THE INVENTOR OF NUTELLA IF YOU’RE 1 IN A MILLION THEN THERE’S 6000 OTHER
If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.
If you’re looking for a tube site you can trust, look no further. KeezMovies is one of the tube sites from the Pornhub Network so you know you’re not going to get any nasty surprises here. On the homepage you’ll notice the hot trending pornstars
If you’re looking for porn blogs to follow go through the list of the people who reblogged this post. If you’re a porn blog as well ask them to check out your blog and maybe follow you back!
You know, if somebody saw the relationship I had with you, they might think it’s just some filthy rich guy spoiling his daughter. If only they knew the reality. It’s as if you’re trying to get something from me by buying me things. One wonders what,
You really think you’re ready? You gagged really hard on my strap-on, and it was about average sized. I was planning on training you before letting you loose on the real thing. But I mean, if you’re that anxious to jump into the deep end, I won’t
If you’re wearing a chastity cage and your balls turn blue (or any other unusual color), you are probably doing something wrong and should stop doing it. Except if you’re into castration play. Otherwise, the term “blue balls” is meant metaphorically.
If you’re going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair If you’re going to San Francisco You’re gonna meet some gentle people there
If you’re lucky, she thinks that you’re cute, and this is the prelude to some loving teasing. If you’re not so lucky, this is the sarcastic prelude to a harsh scolding.
If you like what you see here please submit some shit. If you hate it, even more reason to send me some better shit!! At least like or reblog for fuck’s sake. Spread the word people! If you’re a band, send me a link or an mp3 and i will pimp that
If you’re hanging out with an alpha female, and she finds out what you’re packing, don’t be surprised if you end up locked in Chastity.
If you’re sending me money on PayPal for stuff, please leave contact details so that I can actually send you the things! Get in touch if you’re one of the people who didn’t leave their contact info <3
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands! OR…if you’re DALLAS STEELE just find some tasty twink and fuck him silly..http://www.myvidster.com/video/78590527/dumbforcum
: If you're looking for the Kaijo gyus, they won't be out yet. If you're thinking about seeking revenge on Kise, forget it.
if you’re a girl and you dont randomly touch ur boobs then you’re lying I fucking HOPE that is a lie, if only for my peace of mind.
If you’re in NY-19, remember to VOTE! Delgado is an awesome candidate and the race is CLOSE, so if you’re in the district- come out! (Source)And just in general, PLEASE VOTE! Voter suppression works in the favor of those in charge to keep their power,
If you see yourself more as Will Graham then watching Hannibal is like a slow descent into Hell but if you’re more like Hannibal it’s like dying but then you get to go to HeavenWhich is why I’m currently trying to persuade @mazokhist into re-watching
If you're not exploring life, if you're not looking for yourself, if you're not finding many different things you love, what are you doing?
If you want to RP with me, send me a ✿. If you want to plot with me, send me a ✯. If you’re just following just to stalk me, send me a ♡.
If you're going to love me, love only me. If you decide to break my heart, break it all. If you're going to care for me, care for me all the time. If you decide not to hold me, let me fall. If you're going to stay, stay forever. If you're going to leave,
If you're depressed, you're stuck in the past. If you're anxious, you're stuck in the future. If you're calm, you're right where you need to be.
If you like S&M, go choke a bitch If you wanna just blaze, go smoke a spliff If you got an envelope, go open it If you need to urinate, stop holding it If you’re mad fed up, find a bone to pick And if you wanna get laid, then don’t commit
lightheartedsuggestion:A fleeting moment of happiness is still worth celebrating. Even if you’re back to square one the next day. Moments matter. @fairyneko thankyou.
asian: stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back
If you're gonna fall in love with me, its only fair that you know what you're falling in love with. You're falling love with my insecurities, and my obsession with trying to figure out what everyone thinks of me. You're falling in love with my immaturity,
menneedlovetoo: Don’t feel bad if you still wish your body looked different or if your voice sounded better or if you can’t quite love yourself yet. Self-acceptance is a journey. You’re not hopeless just because others may be ahead of you. Appreciate
If you're feeling shitty right now, or even if you're not, reblog this and I will tell you one (or more) things I like about you (and/or your blog.)
benjiscloset:reblog this post if you’re comfortable with transgender people using the bathroom that best matches their gender identity.
“If you are a woman. If you are a Person of Colour. If you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you’re a person of size, if you’re a person of intelligence, if you’re a person of integrity, then you are considered a minority in this world.
chainsawlove: Oh wow ! Welcome new followers ! Might as well make this an official starter call from yours truly. Give this a ♡ if you’re interested. 🍭 🍭 🍭
if you have never said a word to me–if we haven’t chatted and become friendly with one another–and you message me on the instant messaging thing, i will just ignore you. if you’re really gross, i will just block you.
If you fetishize women of color, if you’re into women of color BECAUSE of our color or our “exotic” or “mysterious” or “ambiguous” features, if you have a “thing” for women of color, DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW ME. I am a person, not a collection
“You deserve someone who loves you with every single beat of his heart, someone who thinks about you constantly, someone who spends every minute of every day just wondering what you’re doing, where you are, who you’re with, and if you’re OK.
alwayys-hornyy: Follow me, if you’re horny! :)
letmedothis: let me see if you’re ready
okay seriously reblog if you're older than 12
Im about to post a NSFW pirate AU art in about 5 minutes (just nudity) because I like how it came out so I’ll take it as #NSFW and #nudity so if you would not like to see it, those are the tags to blacklist!
mutooter: @jen-iii i made a logoless bg for your blog if you’re interested!
If you're going to look, then keep watching to the bitter end.If you're going to listen, then don't plug your ears.
superchubfatpads: Sexy ChubNado from Growlr sent me a few pix, love his hot fatpad! If you’re in St Louis look him up and play with that superchub sexy body, for me!
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
inkedfatboy: dustie321:rlcardoz: Please call me!…if you’re out there.. Nice Hot
gulobear: loboosesno: massagekub: Fresh out of the shower and about to head to a client. If you’re ever in the St Louis area and seeking a massage, hit me up! #massagekub Ok YUM
beautylifemichelle: Don’t forget to check out my ‘6 Product Face For A Lazy Christmas Day’ post on BeautyLifeMichelle.com from last week if you’re wondering what route to go down for tomorrow! 💋 🎄🎅❤️#motd #fotd #christmas #makeup
:if you’re 15/16 or younger: that older guy doesn’t love you, you’re not mature for dating someone older when you’re so young. its called pedophilia. trust me, it’ll hurt so much when you get older. no one over 18 should be dating or being sexual
If you are under 18 unfollow me NOW I couldn’t care less how ~mature~ you think you are or if you’re ~about to turn 18~ If you are not 18 or older you have no place here!!! I could be legally charged with providing pornography to minors if worse came
if you’re only okay with women having a tiny little landing strip of pubic hair, you hate womenif you’re only okay with women having a bush if the bikini line is shaved, you hate womenif you’re only okay with women having unshaved pubic hair but
