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hatefuckingforbeginners: If you’re not gagging you’re doing it wrong, whore. Impress me, or get out.
I’ll make you a deal, Hollywood: If you’re going to keep making Terminator sequels, you have to hire Kelly Madison as the killer robot.
How to finish anything if you’re this cute my love?
Comp prize #3 for @gre7g!Features a race of alien in his up-coming book- I’ve read the first and it’s great so if you’re interested check them out whilst you’re at it.
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hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
nakedstraightguys: Nude selfie of a naked guy taking a POV cock shot of his big dick and jockstrap. Love his pecs, nipples, thick straight shaft, and the shape of his dick head. Reblog if you’re a fan of big cocks and jockstraps too. ツ If you want
bradburycharlenes-deactivated20: Honey, if you’re not roped, you’re whipped. Delena ;3
I don’t know if any of you have ever heard of this “game of thrones” show but you can totally download the first 4 episodes if you’re like me and downloaded them like twelve hours ago cuz you hate waiting for awesome shit to happen
that feel when you want to see certain artists do su nsfw of favorite character (COUGHLAPISCOUGH) just to see how it’d look but you know it’ll likely never happen unless it’s paid for and even then that’s not a likely guarantee if said artist
Hi everyone! It’s been a long time and I hope you’re all doing fantastic. I miss posting Texts Between Gems, but on the bright side I’ve been achieving things in real life that I am extremely proud of. My university has allowed me to become a full-force
catsinthevoid:If you’re reading this you’re invited to the rupphire wedding! Share this to invite others ❤️
soft-puff: soullesswonderss: karbeardomin: silvenarts: shibutheshibe: selfishpond: Okay so I’m sure you’ve all heard of the quiet place project. Well if not I am going to tell you because it has stopped me from doing serious damage more than
tuinendraws:If you’re going to spend the entire match asking for heals, you should at least give a proper thank-you when you get healed.
blairwitchbaby: weezer-zeppeli: i love you. i love you all so much. stay safe everyone!!!
I think whether or not hate based on race is racist is based off of how avoidable it is, someone saying mean words about white people online is so easy to avoid, whereas having an entire system weighed against you isn’t. And in the end if you’re white
sexint: puublack: paper-mario-wiki: blogs that constantly and exclusively manufacture shitposts give me heartburn. like, if you want to reblog memes and jokes and whatever thats fine, but im talking about the people who are CONSTANTLY trying to become
colonel-bastard: that face when you realize that you’ve been low-key cosplaying as your finnish husband’s adorable oc (if you’re not reading matias and anders by @wuffen then you’re missing out) LOOK AT MY HANDSOME HUSBAND AND HOW CUTE HE LOOKS OH
woodsgotweird: woodsgotweird: If I started selling a premium snapchat again, who would be interested? :3 I wanna show offfff ah I think I’m gonna set this up today!! DM me if you’re interested! I’ll post a real ad for it soon :)
hentaiyarou: Audio requests I’m sitting on (thought I should acknowledge them since some are kind of old. So sorry if you’re one of the people who asked for something loud ages ago. It’s simply not possible to feel safe being noisy in a college
thiefofketchup:pizzaforpresident:It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.
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before 2014 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them
ok tentatively going to use he/his pronouns, but like. only close friends are allowed to use them (feel free to message me if you aren’t sure if you’re able to ). please use ae/aer and they/their otherwise.
postgraduatepurgatory: Essential Productivity Apps for any student: Caffeine- Prevents your screen from going into sleep mode. Great if you’re writing notes on an article and the screen keeps dimming, whilst you hope that if you stare long enough,
kagahimedesu: If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac diseasesuperfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitaminsvaccines do not cause
Hey all, there’s been an increase in reposted and uncredited art in the tag (especially for Rose art at the moment).Please be mindful of what you’re reblogging and check to see if the person who posted it is the artist (if the user name doesn’t
bibliofilariidae: applebeveragesaur: oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vague blogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being
cartoonnetwork: March can’t come fast enough 😬Reblog if you’re the data hog in your fam! Alternate caption: When you accidentally leak videos of important scenes of shows you’re holding off the premieres of, spoiling everything.
olderthannetfic:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:I don’t know which of you needs to hear this, but it is your God-given right to not be on social media. Those of you on tiktok and twitter seem constantly angry and depressed about
cocohnutskin: “If only I could scream . I will do it loud, I will do it to you I’d say you’re all I see and you’re all I feel but you never knew” - Adna self-portrait
sadbaffoon: sadbaffoon: Guys!! Free HIV testing at all Walgreens on June 27th. Get tested!!! Know your status!!!! If you don’t reblog this I’m going to assume that you are afraid to get tested so I’m just going to let you know that even if you’re
snowy-penguins: (Photo cred to my best friend Cx Thanks for sticking cinnamon bun up there too, you’re a lovely person.) Thank you guys for getting me to 200 followers, I appreciate every single one of you even if you’re not active as often as others.
kitties-daddie: daddieskittencream: bubblegum-and-snowflakes: daddys-pretty-pink-princess: javaddvevo: If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon AH HELP I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!) Im still here My
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t
jtwayiam: If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it
yellyhaim: “Some people get the wrong idea, you know. If you’re quiet and you’re just not the most gregarious person, that you’re like.. I don’t know, self-involved, rude possibly, frigid. I get that a lot from people who don’t know me, like
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
brukn: g-lare: IF YOU DONT WANT A TRANSPARENT DESPERATE EMOTIONAL TANNED ZAC EFRON ON YOUR BLOG THEN YOU’RE LYING BYE or just dont reblog this OMFG
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"
tiqerboy: tiqerboy: if you’re lgbt and a transmisogynist like i’m really sorry you’re an idiot and don’t realize trans women literally created this community cause that’s really sad, like we wouldn’t have a community without them. you waving
thaibrator:If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the-winter-sxldier: if you say you don’t love sagan, you’re lying
noranb-artstuffs: What if Aki also picked fights w/ people he’s scared of edit: this tag will explain everything if you’re lost
princess-molester: Daddy: ‘if you’re going to dress like a cheap little whore then I’ll have to fuck you like a cheap little whore’Daughter: ‘but daddy you dressed me..’
Every once in awhile I check your blog just to see if you’re doing okay still. It makes me sad that we ended up here. I want to be your friend again so much. Then I remind myself that we existed in a different time, in a different place, that is
8hy: It doesn’t matter if they love you. If their feelings dont match their actions, what’s the point? And this goes for everything in life. My last post yesterday touched a nerve, as I got blocked straight out lol so the individual clearly felt
i don’t care if people don’t like sylveon but if you think its shitty as in not a good pokemon to battle with then you shouldn’t even play pokemon cause obviously you don’t know how to use it properly, my sylveons are one of the
godshideouscreation:If you’re reading this post right now you’re really cute.
staywithmebobuntiltheworldends: If you smile, i smile If you’re stronger, i’m stronger too 🌏❤
semitics: You’re top-passing if you can drive
femme-cutie: onaveridiansea: ultranos: sweet-on-you: boatlyrics: deafeningechoesofsilence: boatlyrics: if you’re in america and you’re eligible to vote…… i’m begging you to vote for hillary like literally begging I wouldn’t vote for
Anyone who bought my vids this Christmas thank you and ily 😍They’re still 50% off till Monday if you wanna treat yourself and me 😶
I get shots weekly for my allergies and the nurse who did them today just told me, “Jesus, you have no fat. Where am I supposed to put this needle? There’s a burger place right down the road, and Dairy Queen.” Then the other nurse smiled and agreed
Pretty sure that when you’ve made it clear you are interested in a couple, if you do change your mind you’re pretty obligated to let them know instead of ‘ghosting’ and ignoring/lying and saying you wanna hang when you don't…? Consider that.
