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If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Candice you’ll stroke to her and then cum on your face
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Taylor then you’ll eat your load when you cum for her.
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Sara then you’ll submit to her using her bag of toys.
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Romee then you’ll suck every alpha stud she brings home.
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Elsa then you’ll wear her chastity cage forever!
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Behati then you’ll worship her legs and feet!
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Lily then you’ll go out in public wearing your sissy outfit!
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Stella then you’ll help her find a stud with a big cock to fuck!
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series - “Threesome” Thursday: If you love the Goddesses, then you’ll let them strap-on fuck you!
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Martha then you’ll keep edging to her
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Josephine then you’ll ruin your orgasms for her
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Taylor then you’ll buy her all the expensive clothes she wants
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Adriana then you’ll be her throne and facesitting slave
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
grosskpopidols: what if you were in bed trying to get some sleep and you suddenly hear someone whisper “get your crayon…”
mothmaam: Happy autism acceptance month! Reminder to unfollow & block me if you Support Autism Speaks Use “Autistic” as an insult Use or call anyone the r slur Use the “Autistic screeching” meme, this Infantilize autistic people
jadethefirefox: desuke-dragon-queen: kathplanet: i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the
REBLOG THIS IF... you want to meet one of your followers in person for a lovely dinner, then afterward, take a picturesque stroll to a really nice hotel where you would then proceed to fuck each other into oblivion.
doloreswyatt-deactivated2017011: tv meme | five episodes→ If-Then-Else (Person of Interest) [1/5]
amazingday: If-then-else
soldierforalife: If-Then-Else is by far one of the best tv episodes in the last decade. (x)
thelittlestastronaut: terumiafuro: i love when people are passionate about a certain character, like really passionate about them bc then i start associating them with that character and then the character reminds me of them and i’ll just be looking
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.
If you feel like you really, really need to talk shit about my friends’ blogs, then at least have the fucking decency to do it WITHOUT hiding behind anon. Shows only what a fucking miserable coward you are. Please choke on my enormous imaginary
palegem: Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
if you give me the ability to jump in a video game then I will use it to hop everywhere
For those wondering: If Wilson is indicted, Wilson will be arrested and officially charged. This whole indictment process is when the Grand Jury decides if there is enough evidence to go on with a trial. It isn’t the final guilty/not guilty decision.
snowdear: We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL
arrbok: imagine if canada was real
darkdetermination: darkeshi: and-then-sara: 1986tigerlion: Sabin Rene Figaro… ladies and gents. I will reblog every time it shows up on my dash. Even if I reblogged it ten minutes ago. …aaand thats why VI is the best~ yo i cried when i did
whitegirlsaintshit: I swear to god if u eat chicken like this not only will I break up with u on site but I will square up and uppercut ya ass
toukos: self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing
last night darfin was so dominant and we were in the car and he was kissing my neck and stuff randomly then he just put his hand around my throat and asked me if I was getting turned on and I said maybe a little so he pressed harder gahh then I started
science people help: you know how the feeling of love is basically just chemicals in your brain? what if you made a machine that makes your brain have those chemicals, would you eventually start feeling in love with the machine even when it wasn’t
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.
pretty-lucifher:If you’re not throbbing at the thought of me, I don’t want it
frisco187-deactivated20220728:Opening her door then slapping her ass as she gets out
lvgvcy:Hand goes on the thigh if she in the passenger. Mandatory
shatteredroses:If your hand’s not on my boob when we go to sleep do you even like me
bdsmteddy:If you aren’t trying to steal my old band shirts and masturbate while wearing them what are you doing?
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
mercurykick: “We all have that one fiery short friend. If you don’t then that’s you.”
cougHs so I’ve already headcanon’d Luka being the kind of person/robot who just lazes around all day whenever she can so like, if neru was her gf she’d come over and just lay on top of Luka and play on her phone and that would be the
I know there are some popular OC vocaloids that are like a “dark” version of other vocaloids like zatsune miku for hatsune miku and akaito for kaito and whatnot, but I don’t recall seeing one for Luka. Idk if she even has one.
shoutout to the anon named ‘bees’ who decided to be funny and submitted the entirety of the bee movie script to me as if its still 2013
If I’m flying and just taking hand luggage, can I get away with taking a dildo and wand in there? I’ve not flown in forever and idk if I’ll get flagged for it in my hand luggage lmao help
If anyone puts gross explicit responses on my posts, even if I have a rauchy captions that makes you think, “omg this must be aimed at me!”I’ll block you
if your partner is uncomfortable with you purchasing porn then please do not give me your money for my content
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