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“I grew massive titties just like you wanted, honey, but there’s a catch. Do you know how you made me start to love to worship your Cock? I want to understand what that feels like, so I grew one too when I went in for my transformation. If you really
If thats not photoshopped thats incredible
If that’s what it’s like to fuck Alina Li, then I want in on that shit. Click here for ArchiveStudio: POVD.com
Great Quote but the best response if anyone says it, is: “Not To You”
//If I've RPed with you, there's a 99.99% chance that I've daydreamed about our RP.
if you’re surprised this is my haikyuu ship of choice you haven’t been paying attention
if that’s not tasty looking I don’t know what is… now that peach is ripe!
if that’s a chocolate lab in from of him, what the hell is behind him?!?! is that a deer?
If that old man can get that So can i
kryptaria: This is like unwrapping the perfect Christmas present. If I was the one taking that shirt from him, I would hold it to my face and just Inhale. Then I’d jump on him.
If I could just stretch it far enough…
If BBCAN does castng like BBUS does (Both done by Robyn kass so lets just assume yes) then that means there is a good change the BBCAN3 house will have an awkward older gay superfan.
morivan: naughtyvixens: happy 413 or whatever These are the kinds of crack pairings that make all the best… L E M O N S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! christ almighty, griff
If Crunchyroll isn’t lying, I get to read 101 today.-Jaws theme plays in the background-Aw heck, I just realized how disappointed I’m going to be in the anime where that doesn’t play every single time Galliard is on screen.
That’s right. Humans will do anything for their family. We’ll lie shamelessly. We’ll become a demon or a devil. If that’s ugly, then fear our ugliness and die, vampires!
That new Steven Universe episode was something else.
“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s
shylittlebaby: i think this blog is gonna be all about me and occasionally pretty girls pets can’t forget the cute animals stolen porn bores me i have so many pictures that i don’t post because I don’t want to “spam”
snapbacksteven: reminder that this is not okay! :)
Weird Camping wetting dream When I went to bed I had a dream that I was camping with one of my friends, we were hiking to a camp site and the few days that passed I didn’t pee.. dream me thought it was too scary to pee in the woods so just refused to
krisispiss: @duxwontobey replied to your post:I canonically ship Kris with Shadow the Hedgehog wheres the sonic the hedgehog + kris OC? KRIS USED TO LIKE, LITERALLY BE A SONIC CHARACTER SO B’) but um, if you want sonic + Kris here Have Lupe! SHES
hustleinatrap: Rihanna is got a new man. Bless her! Stop shaming her! It’s pure love and that’s that.
targuzzler: unregistered-hypercam2: targuzzler: targuzzler: qui-bono: targuzzler: really capitalism is just violence as an economic system How? It’s one of the only modern systems that does not require violence to function. The threat of force is
lfdy88: If I were to get a dog..
friendlycoolguy: friendlycoolguy: *five minutes before closing time at work* me: nice now that theres no customers i guess i can start closing up :-) customer: i just want everyone to know that anyone who taged this with “im the customer”
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
darrensprettyhairbow: swedebeast: courfeyclause: tic-tac-yulegerac: isabeaubeau: #ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA FUCK NOW I’M UPSET Oh yeah, that tome of history
If anyone is interested in how I stay so beautiful, know that I just found a skin tag and literally cut it off with a pair of scissors. Someone please help me there’s so much blood
If you have to bring up a dictionary definition of a word to support your argument, your argument sucks.
siopold: one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
nerdgasmz: twyllspooky: payface: catbountry: orbsteve: im-not-home: metaldeersolid: even if you ignore the fact that james holmes is a serial killer he’s fucking HOT!!! like why isn’t there a reality show for him Lmao I remember when this
ginnymcqueen: stylinsonxhealy: satanstrousers: One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live
farewellpacific: jins-perfect-sexlegs replied to your post: #her face may be absolutely kawaii #but his face… WHAT WAS THAT BENNIE BOY? I THINK I MISHEARD YOU, BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED RYOJI’S ATTRACTIVENESS WAS UNMEASURABLE. It’s simple:
did-you-kno: If you’re in bed a lot, you might be lonely. Studies suggest that lonely people spend more time in their beds, even though they have trouble sleeping. Chronic loneliness can cause insomnia, as well as the need to get in bed without feeling
ask-dr-knockout: (WIP Roughs) Breakdown Tattoo commission! He is going to go on the client’s leg beside the Knockout Tattoo version HereNow that this design has been approved by my Client! I move onto Linework, then Colors, Lighting, and Effects!
reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster
pharah is great on ilios u can’t fuck up with a pharah on ilios except u fucking can bc this pharah was our only fucking dps but they were a fucking scaredy peace of shit that wouldn’t get on the goddamn point
If you made it past the first pic, good for you, cause I ain’t eeem try to read that shit.
Reblog if people say you don't look your age!
succotashes: succotashes: I got some Shea Moisture products now so if these shits don’t work I’m fighting all y'all that advocate it I took a second look at my bank account and I’m returning all these GOTDAMN products
antoniocooper88: heatherlovesyoutoo: So basically, what I’ve always imagined is 100% correct. lmfao!!!! There’s a hole in your soul if you couldn’t move to that
kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”
kinzomg: nomercy25: fucknoreasy: almightystaxx: loveyoulikea: dougdimmadab: tayarnold: This picture of Will Smith bungie jumping makes him look like Uncle Phil That’s crazy 😳 Especially if you put it upside down Holy shit this is crazy
blvckl0: blackgirlbruja: crrocs: Imagine if your follower count turned into money I’d be ballin 🤑 Shiddddd It would solve a lot of problems
I will dead not speak to you the rest of the night if you do that shit to me.
trappedsou11: hennypendergrass: dangerouslykea: blackgirlsreverything: 😂😂😂 Lmfao!!!! Lmao 😂 Dawg 😭😭😭 Perhaps he meant that men don’t catch hell for fucking on the first date like women do, but based on his reaction
On one hand, I’m appalled that some poor woman had to fuck this flabby old man to make this be true. On the other hand, these were the pre-viagra days, so that this happened is no small feat.
thatidomagirl: therobotmonster: baelor: It’s really easy to forget that lava still has the mass it has as rock. If my quick and dirty calculations are right (thanks metric system), the difference in density for basalt lava and basalt rock is tiny.
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
if that was my mum and i came upon her like that my cock would be so far in her before she knew what was happening horny bitch
sunbakerey: A R E M - 3 2 - page METROID tribute comic! (8-page preview) So basically, it’s like— WHAT IF Samus from Metroid wasn’t so much a SPACE WARRIOR— but just a girl that really liked her INSTAGRAM and went around taking pictures of
herspanic: bootykage: *gives her napkin out of a macdonalds bag on the floor* i found it fuck all of you Who wipes off a woman’s cum? Or is it his cum that’s being wiped? I don’t…
nah b that says hoe.
i'm such a hopeful...
spacemanspiff91: This is Kevin Grevioux. The guy I hope you recognize as the baddest-ass of all werewolves from the Underworld series. I thought I would also point out that he is the WRITER of this franchise. THAT. IS AWESOME. It’s one thing for writer
that last post i reblogged though.. oooooofff[personal rant ahead so no reblogs please but feel free to read on]this is what i’ve been trying to explain to my partner for years and he never gets it. the emotional labour that comes with having to ask
If you message me with a close up dick pic avatar I’m not responding, bye
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