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You know, Greece is really fucked up! But somebody had a great idea! It COULD work, it also depends on YOU! Come one, risk 3 Euros or a little more. If it does not work, you’ll get it back, but if it does work, it will change the world! Imagine…
If it were not enough to walk into your own daughter sucking your boss’ big cock, she even told you, “I know you envy his large cock, if you had a real-man cock like his, mom would allow you to put it inside her pussy.
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It is not cheating if the guy she is fucking is bigger than you.
hippielife19: Novo Amor is AMAZING. If you’re a Bon Iver fan you NEED to watch this! I cannot believe it does not have more views!
You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key is inside I’ll unlock you and you can have your way with me: any way you want. But if it’s not, that’s another month before you get the chance to be unlocked again. Or you can choose
lovenotereminders:It doesn’t make you unlovable or a horrible person if you don’t have many friends. It can be difficult to meet new people if you’re shy or quiet or have anxiety. It can be difficult to stay in touch with people if you can’t find
I was asked earlier if it was okay to draw Sile… it never occurred to me that someone might consider that they can’t! If you ever feel like drawing orange horse feel free to. ^-^
Lucky for you, none of my posts here are flagged for adult content! Why you ask? Well, for one it could be because I’m a good wholesome horse who isn’t lewd.ClearlyBut I know many of you are migrating all over and potentially leaving Tumblr. That’s
A very sweaty lesbian (bisexual?) Lizard! I really loved your long tongue drawings so ya (Ps this is the first time I’ve drawn nsfw so sorry if it’s not good)//hehe this is cute. DAT TONGUE <3 For your first time doodling a lewd it’s not bad
It’s like a month till then, why’d you be thinking about stuff like that now??But, like, sure, yes… Yes. Don’t worry about it if you forget or change your mind, though! I’ll understand. It’s fine.
shloominaty: educating-antis: I shouldn’t even need to say this but apparently I do. see this post is great in concept until you see op An objectively true statement but also it’s not ok to ship incest/pedophilia/lack of consent shit!!
lovejustalittlebitharder: friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
noeltrap: I forget if I mentioned it or not, but I totally got some new stuff a few days ago! :3 This little dress shirt, plus some other stuff I still need to more photos of~. :p You did. You did forget to mention it. ouo What an adorable tush,
if you insist on shooting at me, will you please hold your guns properly! i feel insulted when one of your held-at-an-angle guns manages to fire a bullet that actually hits me.
leiji: you cant just expect people to be stop being sad by telling them someone cares and that they are beautiful
#if only my hair were this luscious CAN WE GIVE YOU EXTENSIONS OR TRY TO SPEAK TO YOUR HAIR LIKE THEY USED TO SUGGEST WITH PLANTS TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE IT ABLE TO DO THIS? Because unf.
saphire-dance: ihatecispeople: So two-spirit is a gender option on facebook nowSo this is a good time to remind people not to use that term to describe your gender if you’re not part of a culture that uses that term. It’s a native thing, not for
onorobo: I got back from my trip to New York visiting hamletmachine, Thisbe, mmcoconut, bootleronduty, and Punun_Bon! I also got a totally amazing note and gifts from Sapfo! If it’s not already clear from my screaming on twitter, I had the most magical
setaripendragon:Good news!Today I got my very first payment from the sales of my book! It’s not much, only £3, in rough figures. From a book that’s been on the market for well over a year, but still. Movement! Progress! Money!(If you’re interested
popchartlab: Believe it or not, it’s official “Drink Beer Day,” if you needed the excuse.
antivian: INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open. This shit is dope. No, you may not enter my room. This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try. WANT.
I added music (well, a song. My favorite song) to my blog. Its not supposed to autoplay so if it autoplays for you let me know so I can kick its ass.
bipolarstarscream: letting y’all know because i know some people get a lot of anxiety over this, if i ever message you using the new IM feature i do not expect an immediate response, even if you are online. i often IM people because it’s convenient
You ever see one of those #Relatable type posts where there’s nothing wrong or offensive about it or anything, it’s just so intensely Not You that you would relate to the exact polar opposite of it, like it’s astounding how much you can’t relate
cozybug:be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of things,
ryoji-dearest replied to your post: trollcatty replied to… omFG IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU I DID NOT AND JESUS THAT S NOT SOMEITHN GOYU JSUT USHERUSRHFESRFJEWOSRJUIW Shh it’s okay hunnie, there’s no need to be embarrassed. I simply
silkandsteel: “Is it really alright…if it’s me…?” Temari quietly asked.Those words pulled Shikamaru abruptly back to his senses, and he gathered his wits again. He nodded firmly. “Yeah, it won’t do if it’s not you!” My favorite ShikaTema
aphephilia: Tumblrin’. If it’s not a word, it should be. by A. from Life Abroad
lumpyspaceprincessa: This lip lacquer thing is literally the exact shade I’ve been looking for but I’m not sure if I suit it/like it so 😕 it was only £3 though and it’s actually amazing, like I couldn’t get it off my lips when I was trying
yswx: un-xsteady: If your girl sends you a selfie you’re supposed to obsess over that shit, make her feel good. Like yes that’s my fucking babygirl lookin fine as hell. pls
Reblog if you want a cute message right now, no matter if it's anon or not.
starsapphire: usbdongle: reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW
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dynastylnoire: onemankingslife:thedarkestlove:iam1up:After Y’all Have Sex For The First Time! Icon, Legend, Unforgettable Every time only if it’s good. if it’s not, you’re more like ☝☝☝
princessamericachavez: In Mexico we kiss on the cheek greet each other all the time and I think it’s great and you guys should know about it a little more. Like, there are rules. When you don’t really know someone you don’t kiss them. When you
xoxotinamari: Some would say there’s nothing sexier than seeing a woman in a man’s shirt. If you agree, then you’ll love this week’s set, White Collar, by the exceptional @dennispkelly! Head on over to xoxotinamari.com to check it out!!
Tumblr drama. Yay. I’m sorry for those involved, I’m not reblogging anything so as not to accidentally continue/ spread the drama. I do want to get in my two cents on the general topic, however, so here goes: If someone does something you
Dear moon and you, Do you know what I started to like to do each night I think about him? Guess… give up? Ha-ha. Well, I stare at you and think about how it’s like if it’s easier just to give him the answer straight up. But dang, why is it
disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
shelsf: It’s so amazing my boy. Your first cumshot, and you cum so much on mommy’s face. Have you been very happy, right? If it’s not, you can’t cum so much like this…
orwellsunderpants:soberscientistlife:[image description: tweet by Matthew @CrowsFault that reads “People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider’s webs. It’s not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her
So a supervisor position opened up at my work today and I’m considering maybe going for it?? Idk if I have the mental fortitude to handle being a sup Not to mention the gig would probably only be part time and I need full time unless I can get the
wet-monsoon: Why do gf/su fans feel the need to yell about how an episode is ““filler”” if it’s not completely dedicated to plot, like you guys do understand how draining it would be if it was constant exposition instead of fun stuff in between
vitavitale:Certainly a unique approach to slaying demons. Not one V had ever considered, but, if it got the job done… “I would regret to find out personally how experienced you are with that… weapon.” Demons were a lot more fun
frstration:“Don’t take this a wrong way-” Not that he will be that bothered if she does. “-But you really think a cheer-leadin’ outfits the best thing to go around kicking ass in? Last I checked, you’re pretty human and can’t clap back if
If you want to follow “god’s plan”, go for it! I’ll support you in your decision, and I wont do anything to stand in your way if it’s what makes you happy in life. So please, please do not use the government to try and take
pretty-lucifher:If you’re not throbbing at the thought of me, I don’t want it
candy corn is disgusting and if u disagree idgaf you are also prolly disgusting too idk you prob eat mayo out of a jar or some shit it’s the same kind of grossness
lei1la: You made me believe in the idea of soul mates, and I know that if it’s not you at the end, love will be just another burden.
If it does not challenge you, it will not change you.
Jeff: Rocket punch will go through shields. So it doenst matter if your Reinhardt, it'll hit you"
If you're a Trump supporter unfollow me now
Yooooooo if you’re a girl who supports @thepureskin and believes (one man) over the (countless women) who have came out about him, unfollow me right the fuck now. I have no desire to interact with women who don’t support other women/believe
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