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pussyboytoy:“Whose pussy is this? Whose boy are you?” he demanded, hand grabbing at my throat. He wasn’t choking me. I think that would have scared me too much. But he could have been choking me if he wanted. His fingers were wrapped aroun
Oh boy…what an incredible set of natural tits and long nipples and what an angle! Â If you had knocked yourself out by mistake and came too looking up you would surely have thought you were in heaven!
snow-kitsunes-den: Dead or Alive: Succubus Dream I had the strangest night ever. Two beautiful succubus came to visit me, and boy did we have an amazing night. When i woke they were gone. It’s all really just a blur now, hard to tell if it was even
Felt like doing this since I’m sure people wonder what some of these beautiful boys are saying amidst the throes of passion ♥ I put a few bonus phrases you might not hear as much but I felt were still relevant enough to include. :D If there are
playernumber69: “See man I told you my old pads from high school still fit. Remember the old days I was the quarter back and you were the water boy?” “Yes I remember.” I grinned. “Let’s see if they still work.” “Still work?” He
hentext: Alison had promised her parents that she would remain a virgin until her wedding night - a hard oath to keep for a girl who became a semen addict on the first taste. The boys were always trying to get in her pussy, but she knew that if she
cheating-girlfriend-for-alphas: I just got out of the shower and decided to take a pic for you guys! I need to tell you a secret: I LOVE telling sissy dicks what to do. If you have a little dick and want to be a bitch boy you always knew you were, reblog
“just like when we were boys” They still like to ‘F8′ one another.Might upload a bigger version on Patreon if i feel like it.
The nurses behind the Nazi ‘Super Race Children’: Inside the Aryan breeding wards where boys and girls were given UV treatment if their hair turned brown
pikashton-deactivated20151227: AU Meme: You were very good friends with the boys. Calum dedicated Don’t Stop to you when you went to one of their shows after he asked you to come on stage, and asked you if you’d go on a date with him sometime soon.
sissyslutcaps: You were going to have a party and it needed to be awesome, so you asked a senior black boy if he would use his fake ID to buy you drinks. He said that he would, but you had to come over and do him a favor first. When you got there his
blknwhytenbred: “If you can’t run with the biggg dawgz better stay on the porch boy!” They bullied you into betting your wife on that last hand. You were sure your three 9’s would take the pot. But he had a full-house, and now your wife will
asleepylioness: Oh look, my husband climbed into tumblr, again.
girlswithbigcocks: If this Lady Boy and her girl cock were any sexier I’d be cumming in my pants.
cumdumps2: STUPID married drunk str8 boy he actually believer we were “under cover cops” and we would let him off easy and not take him to jail if he let us all fuck him… LOL he took our cum so well we never let him go… he is still in the basement
Mr. Newsman - awesome. I don’t care if it was Polly Pocket for boys. These fucking toys were badass. And the cartoon, despite being edutainment had Tim Curry as the voice of the main antagonist. Tim. Curry. Also, it was horrifically violent for a
straightladsnaked: straightpofantwitterlads: 3 boys in in one snap so got these guys were loving it This is EXACTLY the kind of thing that makes me cum. Straight lads with their dicks out in front of each other. If anyone has other material like this
onii-chan-temptations: “Shush baby don’t moan too loud or all the boys will here you. If they knew we were doing this they’d all come watch us do this to each other or try and fuck us. You don’t want that do you baby, all you need is me right?
blood-blossom: tricias-captions: When they were growing up, in houses next door to each other, Beth always got along well with Sam, even if he was an awkward boy most of the time. He didn’t do a lot of the things the other guys did. And he was a really
sissydonna: seattlejasmine: http://seattlejasmine.tumblr.com The only way you’d be a jock is if cum catching were a sport. Where Boys Will Be Girls
Remember, forehead and nose on the floor. I don’t want you seeing anything you’re not allowed to. But trust me, if you’re a good boy I’ll post this to FLR Captions and you’ll see what you were missing. Caption Credit:
I was always deeply worried that my friends would find out that I went to dance classes. It wouldn’t sound so bad, if it wasn’t for the fact that after a year of joining, since there were so few male students (I was the only boy), the classes became
How if I had seen such as ad in my younger teenage years, it would have mortified me knowing that there were boys like myself, that could have been like that. And worst of all, knowing deep down, that I could be like that…. a fairy.How I could
Oh youth…..We shy boys, so fearful of what our friends would think of us if they knew what we were like when alone together. We always dreamed more than anything else, of being brides. Dressed in gowns found in the attic, we would spend seemingly
Who remembers Leon? We’ve stayed friends and it’s all good!He and his friends drove several hours to a b-boy competition 2 states away. It’s fucking SICK and I wish I could watch, if only it were closer. His friend got sick and threw
Oh silly boy.You weren’t trying to see if I am wearing my princess plug were you?I know how it makes you hard just thinking about it.I bet it makes Kali’s teeth bite, doesn’t it?For now you just keep crawling around behind me. When my friends get
bewildewonder: On this day 72 years ago, a Mr John Winston Lennon was born, if only he were here today to celebrate it. Happy Birthday Johnny Boy!
It’s Been A Long Time Since Fall Out Boy Song Titles Were Stylized Like This, Close To 8 Years, If We’re Being Exact, So I’m Not Sure Why People Continue To Make These Jokes When They’ve Been Done To Death And Their Relevancy Is Beyond Expired
Remember, forehead and nose on the floor. I don’t want you seeing anything you’re not allowed to. But trust me, if you’re a good boy I’ll post this to FLR Captions and you’ll see what you were missing. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
runawaymarbles: brujahinaskirt: poetfish: dreamhouse777: if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack Pirates
obeekris: brujahinaskirt: poetfish: dreamhouse777: if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack Pirates legit
realstagandvixen: realstagandvixen: Gangbang me boys These were two of the guys who looked after me 💋 If I don’t get enough reblogs, I won’t put up the next 💋 REBLOG 💋
dubofkushh: If only it were that easy.. and they did all my tattoos.. haha what a life that would be. Check my boy, J.Jeremiah, out. http://soundcloud.com/jjeremiah36
brainbubblegum: Hey. Does anybody know why Ganondorf’s leg seizes up sometimes during his up-kick move? Because if not, I’m just gonna assume he’s actually a crotchety old man, wishing he were a young Gerudo boy again
divascreech: like I know this is a hot button issue for millennials but the absolute unwavering truth is the backstreet boys were and are better than nsync I’m not sorry to point that out and I don’t care if it makes you mad
this is stupid. the number of notes on it is stupid. this is just plain stupid. this feels like the person who wrote it just wanted to see if anyone was stupid enough to reblog it. and boy were they. why would you even reblog this? what would be your
toodense:i dont recognize my own face anymore if only i were into vaguely androgynous pretty boys.
jack-noire: fall out boy reunites and demands to be called fall out man I’d be fine with that if it meant that they were back together again :(
chisekoishi13:Discount armor? If it helps, you look more like a boy in the new outfit.Also, those ribbons were not a part of the armor.
lambpunk: Ok but what if Ruby and Sapphire were so happy about being tall, Garnet slapped the top of every doorway she walked through like a 9th grade boy for the first ~1,000 years of their fusion.
bumbleshark: if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera
somehowunbroken: in case you were wondering if anyone will remember your random acts of kindness: when i was in kindergarten, i met a boy named jordan. i don’t remember meeting him. i remember knowing him when, one day before dismissal, he came up
jordan-reet: Well now you know for next time to put more on huh? [He smirked noticing her burns were covered his hands ventured around her, his hands moving across her toned stomach.] Now I know. [ She grinned. ] Although if I get to have a cute boy
jordan–reet:“I wasn’t joking about helping you fix it, you’re welcome to come over without the book if you’d like.” He shook his head. “He’s a 16 year old boy, I can say from personal experience that they were far from innocent.”
dreamhouse777:if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack
stunningmlm:i’m sure i’d be a great boyfriend if *clenches fist* boys were interested in me
stunningmlm: i’m sure i’d be a great boyfriend if *clenches fist* boys were interested in me
mybignipples: Please reblog if you like! Good morning on this fine Saturday, friends! ;) What are YOU wering? Why don’t you show me? Boys and girls! http://www.mybignipples.tumblr.com/submit
Dean’s first words we saw on the series were, “Goodnight Sam” What if the series closes with the boys dying. Sam goes first and Dean’s last words are, “Goodnight Sam.” - (x)
morethanaglance: “I know we said we were just gonna look…but if I show you my boobs you gotta let me touch your thing ok? Its just, none of the boys I’ve dated are…as big as you.”
r0buttsex: brainbubblegum: Hey. Does anybody know why Ganondorf’s leg seizes up sometimes during his up-kick move? Because if not, I’m just gonna assume he’s actually a crotchety old man, wishing he were a young Gerudo boy again DYING
flavorsaver: syorkstop: Great party boys……. ;) This would be even hotter if these three guys were all related.
domdaddy4pussy: grover3: kc-alpha: That boy’s moans tell the story. This is what faggots live for. Wish this were my pussy taking @ukstudentalpha‘s cock. If you don’t follow this hot Alpha Male, you should. Most married men keep
eggpreg: Imagine if all the boys were bunking together and jean started talking in his sleep as everyone is like oh what dumb things will be say and he’s like “Mikasa oh Mikasa” and they all look at eren like oOOOH HHH HE SAID THE THING and eren
bankuei: frantzfandom: #4 is so god damn important if DMX beats zimmerman I guarantee you it will lead to a rash of trigger-happy racists shooting black boys “who looked like they were getting ready to knock me out” “who wanted revenge, I heard
roachpatrol: can you imagine if manga series were as hard to follow as american superhero comics? like if they got rebooted and reinterpreted as often. some girl would be like ‘oh yeah i loved the run where naruto was a sweet teenage boy’ and some