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I was tagged by @2000roses and @jacksvn for new year selfies (actually idek but whatever) and…yeah I tag @yixingsgrl @ilovebbhsomuch @kjonginswife @lovergirl @r-velvets @byunbaekhyunsheaux @bhoneypot @kystal @sofblush @boymeetsevils @3baekhyun @taemsgir
If that was me, my little cock with be spurting with excitement!
If there was a calendar for nude wives, here are some pics I would want to see in it.
If this was real… could you imagine trying to take it up the butt?? lol This big black guy would tear my asshole up!!
If Spartacus was the “Bringer of Rain” then this delectable beauty with her HUGE puffy nipples is the “Bringer of Wanks”. Â I’ve had a job-lot of wanking over this girl’s puffies - who incidentally squirts as well -
If there was ever a perfect 10 score then this chick has certainly achieved it, Â I mean, perfect tits - check, perfect belly - check, perfect face - check, perfect hair - check. Â Hell, she’s even standing next to a very nice piece of antique furni
If I was your best friend..
If this was who played and the uniform they played in, I might actually watch sports.
If she was your next-door neighbor, would you hit it?
If it was any smaller we could just call it a clit…
If I was going to use a porn avatar for myself I would totally want to use the actor Patrick O’Brian. I find him absolutely gorgeous and a blissful experience to watch, his smile, his personality, his body, I’d love to be him.Just pretend that I look
“If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend”…finish it in my ask
If I was a woman, this is the kind of fitness machine I’d definitely get :p
If I Was God I’d Burn It All!
If he was hard he’d be doing that from the back of her throat. But she would still be in that position. She knows what good girl’s mouths are good for.
If I was gagging Belladonna with my cock, and making her drool down my cock, I’d have that look on my face too. Even the sound of it would be enough.
If she was in my bed she’d be full of cum every fucking night.
If I was her master, those boobs would become enormous beach ball tits.
If Thursday was closer, I’d smack it out of the way
If this was a typical scene from The Human Centipede it would be the greatest movie of all time.
if i was a gym leader, anonymously give me my gym’s typing and my ace pokemon
If this was the poster for ‘Magic Mike xxl’, maybe I would’ve seen it in cinemas….
if I was the guy, I’d be a bit miffed that the second girl didn’t take my cock in her mouth too, or at least give it a lick !!
If I was more passable I would be the sluttiest sissy possible
If there was a new Streti fic...
If I was prone to titles in captions, I might call this ‘Safe’. These images move me. I have such a sweet connection to jacsfishburne and it is right there. She is a beautiful spirit - strong and courageous. kwrez (Kristen) has a gift for
if-i-was-yr-girlfriend: Happy Topless Tuesday. ;)
If I was your boyfriend http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=KbewJ-G779- bondagecontrol: Alpha Brother in control.- Berlin, 2007
If I was your boyfriend….. Twink tied up by a black gang
If I was someone else I would be
If this was the last day of your life…How would YOU choose to go?Come, and play with me…
If she was attractive and real, I would take that offer
If I was there in that shower with her, UNF! I’d do her so lovingly and then so hard. Make those beautiful breasts bounce and her legs twitch.
If I was there and my hands were free rippedchucks
If I was lucky enough to find a girl like this you better believe I wouldn’t be making your mistakes of messing it all up …
IF THOR WAS A MOVIE ABOUT A WEALTHY FAMILY WHO WAS LOSING EVERYTHING… AND THE ONE SON WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT THE KEEP THEM ALL TOGETHER.
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
if vodka was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodkas not water and im not a duck so ducks who share the water need to stfu
farewellpacific: jins-perfect-sexlegs replied to your post: #her face may be absolutely kawaii #but his face… WHAT WAS THAT BENNIE BOY? I THINK I MISHEARD YOU, BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED RYOJI’S ATTRACTIVENESS WAS UNMEASURABLE. It’s simple:
jordan–reet:“I’ll tel you my address. You can swing by whenever. I’ve got the living room and kitchen unpacked so it’ll be fine.” He didn’t want the way out she offered him. “It was probably the latter of the two, sorry to say.”
if this isn’t the realest shit
if it was mine i would lick it all up and make her cum too while i was doing it
if that was my mum and i came upon her like that my cock would be so far in her before she knew what was happening horny bitch
If I was ever in a dating sim, I want to have a route exactly like Chihiro from TWGOK the anime season 1-3. season 1 - NPC/side character season 2- Being a main character Season 3- have the biggest “Oh Anna, if there’s some out there
If you’ve never mixed coconut rum and Vanilla Coke you’re missing out on some great shit.
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka isn't water and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up.
If I was eating and she sat near me I would have to go over and tell her what a nice shirt she was wearing.
If Harry was acting like that when a complete stranger was 'giving birth' imagine how he is going to be when it's his own child.
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If I was a chick if be all wet over these shoes!!!
diorgod: bluelava3: diorgod: I’m sorry what I did was cultural appropriation I honestly had no clue.. Sorry if I offended anyone, I deleted the pictures. I would never purposely to disrespect a culture BUT U DID !!!! U DID PURPOSELY OFFEND A CULTURE.
if you’ve never had a crush on one of your professors and low key flirted with them then I suggest you do asap
if-shes-not-crying-try-harder: My little sister may have been begging me to stop, but I knew if she was ever going to get used to anal I would have to keep fucking her.
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
if I had big boobs I would hide stickers under them so like if I picked them up you would see surprise stickers and that would make me happy
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
If there was ever was perfection in beauty this is it.
if everything was the same and Angel was drawn just as she is except instead of pairing her with Stitch and pair her with another femme presenting alien then tumblr wouldn’t complain about her one bit
If there was one thing I missed during Highschool, it was the kids who always brought their little sibling’s Girl Scout cookies with them to school to help sell because:1) I love that they’re helping out their little sibling it’s very pure and you
if i got a ko-fi donation for every time i got a “i dont ship monos but-” or “i would prefer if this was wr/bb” on my mono art i would be SWIMMING IN SWEET, SWEET LIQUID BEAN WATER RIGHT ABOUT NOW
