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gaypornificaption: He was so poor and needed money bad. That’s why he agreed to rent himself out to three nasty tops for 24 hours. If he survived, he would be a rich man tomorrow.
Baby’s first distillery tour! Macallan was gorgeous and I’m very drunk now. If anyone rich as fuck ever wants to send me a bottle of their Easter Elchies Black let me know cuz it’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever fucking tasted but one bottle
steakmilk: charlie and the chocolate factory was supposed to be an allegory of privilege about a poor black kid who inherited the chocolate factory against rich white kids also granpa joe’s enthusiasm to go with charlie makes a lot more sense now if
constant-instigator: landlordkiller420: anarchapella: comcastkills: profeminist: Source even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your
superpeanutwastaken: mockturtle29: constant-instigator: landlordkiller420: anarchapella: comcastkills: profeminist: Source even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao Also, SNAP “fraud”
audacityinblack: mockturtle29: constant-instigator: landlordkiller420: anarchapella: comcastkills: profeminist: Source even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao Also, SNAP “fraud”
autisticnarset: donesparce: It finally happened A white rich suburban mom called me a dropout and told her very young daughter (who made the comment I was working very hard) this is where she’d end up if she didn’t do well in school Finally
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insanity-and-vanity: If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af
romanoitalia: arminsbooty: artlert: WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS I’D BE BLOODY RICH WAS THAT A PUN?
andrewducote: sararye: AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL I was gaping the entire song this is insane If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.
mischeviouslittleelf:Mmmmmmaking progress on this guy c: cant wait to render out the honey-rich cloth of gold ^^ I was thinking of doing Aerion Brightflame or Maekar with his kickass battle armor, studded with dragon teeth, or if you guys got another
weaver-z:Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn’t that be fucked
can-i-make-image-descriptions:official-cisphobe:marithlizard: constant-instigator: landlordkiller420: anarchapella: comcastkills: profeminist: Source even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions
travellertalks:travellertalks:If Christian Grey wasn’t a rich pretty boy, and was say a fat, middle aged, used car salesman; 50 Shades of Grey would be made into a Lifetime Original Movie, with Mr. Grey ending up in jail. Seriously, this book raises
reamsofpaper: newwavenova: donesparce: It finally happened A white rich suburban mom called me a dropout and told her very young daughter (who made the comment I was working very hard) this is where she’d end up if she didn’t do well in school
comcastkills: profeminist: Source even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao
veronica-rich: marypsue: becausebirds: Britain’s smallest bird, the Goldcrest, weighs the same as a teaspoonful of sugar. #it also appears to be full of hate (via tumbleaboutit) If everyone else flying around you was the size of a Cadillac Escalade,
scottsafail:weaver-z:Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn’t
harmoniousfive-deactivated20150: Ooh, where you from Must be heaven You’d be rich if looking good was your profession Think I’m in love, ‘cause you so sexy Boy, I ain’t talkin’ about you, I’m talking to my own reflection!
imperatorkhaleesi:scottsafail:weaver-z:Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband.
personalpinkpale: hungrywhitemale: if i had a dollar for each time i was let down by the government i’d be rich enough to fund an entire presidential campaign despite being having literally no relevant skill set like donald trump Sorry to intrude..
autisticnarset:donesparce: It finally happened A white rich suburban mom called me a dropout and told her very young daughter (who made the comment I was working very hard) this is where she’d end up if she didn’t do well in school Finally I
Ok no more questions about this dumb topic, I’m high now so I don’t remember how it was brought up. Everyone ages. I’ll be old one day too but I don’t plan on being in sex work forever. I’ll hopefully be married and rich and if my husband wants
