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sylviawitch: thesnadger: When I was in school, one of my art teachers used to say “this world needs more creators. There’s more than enough destroyers in the world today.” Just a reminder, if you create anything–art, writing, food, machines,
snapeinhijab: nochancemartian: toukos: what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
heyfunniest: what if the teacher was taking attendance and she called your url instead of your name
toukos: what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
kaitoukitty: witchaj: libraryoftheancients: lunapics: laneybugawesomeness: It’s technically true. My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong. Well if you word your
nicocacolaaa: dw: when i was in 7th grade i asked my science teacher if there were other colors that existed and we just couldn’t see them and she said no but i couldn’t stop thinking “well how would we know anyway” and that’s how i had an
norichuu replied to your post:hi there! i don’t ship rivamika and like to see them more like teacher and pupil, but i’m curious about why you do? i can see why it’s an interesting ship, definitely, but i was wondering if there were
incestualangels: I asked my math teacher why she always seemed so happy. She told me it was a secret, but if I dropped by her house, she would show me. Turns out she wears it to school quite often.
My Teacher is yelling at me for being a bad support in the last League game all I tried to do was save people even if I had to kill my self :c but yet I get yelled by the whole team….*sigh*
queefsweat:“they fried me yung they said ‘how ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit’ eem the teacher was dyin”
stabla: how cool would it be if your teacher was in the middle of over analysing a novel and the author walked in, slapped them in the face and screamed “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT”
fishingboatproceeds: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stabla: how cool would it be if your teacher was in the middle of over analysing a novel and the author walked in, slapped them in the face and screamed “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT” john green
siskyisoutofbusiness: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
whogivesaschmuck: toukos: what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon I would be the happiest person alive.
queefdollaz: “they fried me yung they said ‘how ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit’ eem the teacher was dyin”
eros-muse: My piano teacher has a unique way to discipline me if I make mistakes or lip off to him while we’re practicing. He never told my parents what those methods were but I’d been there when he told them his teaching style was unorthodox and
lighttaps: A story for the “teacher/student cnc-ish” anon. If you enjoy this story, please consider buying me a coffee. 💝Sitting in my college advisor’s office at the end of the semester. He’d flirted with me all year, and I was too naive
sixpenceee: Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition
your-god-is-a-twat: becca-morley: pangurb-c: itnever—3nds: If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong. REMEMBERING THIS FUCKING GIF SAVED MY ASS ON A BIO TEST THANK YOU TUMBLR MY TEACHER SHOWED THIS VIDEO IN CLASS AND IT WAS
barebackbreeding: Melissa was a good girl. She had a nearly perfect GPA at school, volunteered at her church regularly, and even helped out kids she babysat for with their homework if they needed help.Her family, her friends, her teachers, all held her
mareeps: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN” “IF YOU CANT
becauseitisjohnnydepp: “My English teacher talked about this Russian guy who said that if you see a gun in the first half of a book, you can be sure it’ll go off in the second half. Somebody was going to use that gun.” - Arizona Dream (1992)
queefsweat: “they fried me yung they said ‘how ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit’ eem the teacher was dyin”
the-alltimelow: My teacher just asked me if an A was acceptable omfg
chestizel: actionables:I just wanted to enjoy their cover but when Fuckboy McFuckerson decided to sexualize a little girl, I went off. What if Fuckboy McFuckerson was doing it to show what teachers are like tho? saying that short skirts are distracting
prettycraycrayfan: “How do you teach homosexuality? Is it like French? I was born of heterosexual parents, taught by heterosexual teachers, in a fiercely heterosexual society. So why then am I homosexual? And, no offense meant, if it were true that
thedarkbutbeige:ironbite4:best-blurst-of-times:Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.
randomslasher:spaceshipoftheseus:thedarkbutbeige:ironbite4:slartibartfastibast:Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the
mayfriend:mayfriend:randomslasher:spaceshipoftheseus:thedarkbutbeige:ironbite4:slartibartfastibast:Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and
ruffgem: my art teacher asked if I knew who Alton Brown was yesterday and I didn’t know whether or not to reveal that Cutthroat Kitchen is my entire life
malianeye:speakingintongues1983mp3download:thinking about how my history teacher was talking about the french revolution one time and he wrote “bourgeoisie” on the board and said raise your hand if you think you can pronounce this and i raised
kuitsukuse: oraclesowl: 2k13blogger: when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time. I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an
igotosleeptodream: today was ok. i read all through lunch, my spanish teacher is crazyamazing, and i drew a deer in math class. ella if you see this: i think your package got lost in the mail or something….? Oh don’t worry, i sent it actually
uniformedschoolgirls: Schoolgirl goes to her teachers home and offers to suck and fuck his huge hard cock if he let her pass his class! She was pleasantly surprised at the size of his big cock! Full gallery
thebikupan: plebart: A thicc girl from that chinese cartoon about witches, and a teacher from some game about a cat telling you to go to sleep. Both have dicks now, because that is what was requested. If you want something else, either pay me or show
stepdadsson: If it wasn’t my step dad or my step brother, it was either my coach my english teacher the school administrator or any one of a dozen neighborhood boys that made me their slut!
jeoff: letshearitforthisclown: sixpenceee:Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape,
adultprivilege: numba1fanatic: educationalsystem: thewiseoldmoon: Now someone please explain to me why this is even close to acceptable? How dare WOMEN have bODIES?¿??? they told her it was unfair to the TEACHERSTO. THE. TEACHERS.IF YOU ARE A
I have an 80 in a class because my teacher doesn’t accept late homework and she counted one assignment as three seperate grades and refused to collect an assignment because it was half done. Fuck you I’d have an A in your class if you weren’t such
