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the-craftsman: Ah, Greg here was a proud man, one who owned a decent job and worked well in a company that casually offered internships to university students and train them to be the best workers in the business world. Yet, if there was one thing Greg
Hey pal, you really need to complement your wife more. I met her last night while she was out with her girlfriends and couldn’t take my eyes off of her. I asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like Olivia Wilde and that she was drop-dead
dirtymindlikesus:kinkyfreakycouples: Idk If I’d ever share my girl with another cock but the thought of it is hot. My girl is drop dead sexy and I do love to show her off If there was an opportunity to share my wife with another man….I would do
The song for NatashaGrandpa Boris had a slightly younger friend Volodya who bragged he was able to seduce any girl by the way he played and sung love songs. So, Boris decided to check if his abilities were true and if yes then turn them into his own profi
cindersk: He was always walking around singing “Your Body Is A Wonderland”… She asked if he was singing about her… He laughed. A week later he got this picture with the attached note… “You have to be a hell of a lot more man to enjoy
Check out our interview with Stan Lee! Stan Lee was recently named the 26th most influential American by Atlantic Monthly, but if it was up to me I would have put him quite a bit higher. Lee is, of course, best known as the co-creator of Spider-Man,
many-splendored-rat: thx Pertwee, you read my mind. As was focusing my camera, I was thinking “man, this shot is great, but it would be a LOT better if she would just close her eye. That’d really make it awesome.”
shierasea-deactivated20161224: If there be any in this assembly, any dear friend of Caesar’s, to him I say, that Brutus’ love to Caesar was no less than his. If then that friend demand why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is my answer: Not that
hyperpregnant: She though of her panties as the shield that was going to keep her from doing anything stupid. On a day like today when she was dangerously horny if they weren’t there she might just find the first willing cock and mount it to completion.
pacifairy:I haven’t seen enough support for the solitary littles.. So I made this ^_^ (sorry if it looks too feminine? This character I made was supposed to be on the more feminine side of nonbinary. Of course not all littles are feminine ^_^.) If you
dumbbigtittedslut: “Wouldn’t it be great if this was a thing. A little device that was in your head that allowed any man to walk up to you, give you a quarter and it causes your brain to just sort of shut down and you mouth to open.” Unng.
kinkycravings: She asked if he was hungry…and the smart man said he was…for her.
licheto: dtx: you have alpha god FRANCOIS SAGAT pissing in your mouth and you are spitting it out?!? if i was there, all you would have heard was the pure, appreciative gulp of receiving that man’s refreshing liquid refuse. Delicious
artcorrart: He was three hours into the hike when he found her. Another man might have undone the gag and asked her if she was okay, how she got there, did she want to be cut down. Gavin wasn’t the kind to ask questions. He simply dumped a load in
sissyterri: sissybreaking: Look at how hairless and round that ass is. If he was anything close to a man before he was bitched by that bull’s cum, she’s certainly a sissyboi now. Sissy white boi future… the only one !!!!
I saw Ghostbusters when I was about four, still young enough to take things adults said literally, especially if they did it in Murray-style deadpan. So I grew up thinking that men born without dicks was totally normal. It made learning about transsexuali
Guess who is gonna back for Uncanny Avengers #16.Man i would love to see if this was the thing Ulysses saw in his vision, a berserk Hulk, but… i’m giving Bendis too much credit, he can’t pull that kind of stuff.So what, killing Banner was a
missespeonclaus: and like frozen just has such mediocre animation like holy balls. and i would find it excusable if it was a lesser studio but man this is DISNEY like, this is a background from the book of life which was from a tiny studio thats only
domtopsir: fuckyeahmalefeet: The text arrived with one picture and two words. “NOW FAGGOT!” The fag knew he had to drop what he what he was doing, and run. He fag had been summoned, and had 10 minutes to get to the Man’s front door. If he was
lunadax: the-navel-treatment: ex0skeletay: My favorite one is, “come on Star Wars be original,” as if putting a man in the lead would be cutting edge stuff. Anyway… Oh yes It must be so annoying When the leads of many different movies Look exactly
alphaacentauri: donald trump is like. a parks and rec character. if there was a continuation of the show and there was a season where leslie ran for president he would be her opponent. angry orange man with no real policies who just shouts offensive
fantasycum: sissybreaking: Look at how hairless and round that ass is. If he was anything close to a man before he was bitched by that bull’s cum, she’s certainly a sissyboi now. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ooohhhhh yesssssssssss master :)
large-flightless-bird: when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground High probability a woman made this. If it was man… we just assume pee okay? Like… its almost never water…
Fun fact, its easier to fake an orgasm if you’re a man. You can cum without having a orgasm. Which is a fact 100% of the women Ive met don’t know. They think if I cum… it was good. Hella useful for fakeouts. ;)
angelwithasquirtgun: If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous
prettypennytraining: brittanyy0829: If us cunts were sold like property to other men. This is probably what it would look like. A Man looking at the product before buying. 💕 If I was going to be sold I think I would actually prefer to be truly and
i-love-matt-smith: mrs-mjf: sean3116: wait if 11 was out of regenerations why did he start regenerating when astronaut!River shot him? Exactly!!! Because that was the Tesselecta emulating a regeneration nah man the very first time around in The
klaskysucks: gracekraft: Man, she probably planted that tree. I was too lazy to scan this yesterday, but purplekecleon was asking around for sad Pearls and I wanted to draw a sad Pearl anyway so here we are. I’m seriously tearing up
graceybird replied to your post:I wonder if they’re going to release a sneak peek… Ugh man I hope there isn’t another hiatus so soon. I think I read Coach Steven would be next as I saw it was suppose to come out in May but no specific date.
ok so like I’m drawing SU stuff and listening to music (which is what I do when I draw) and A Whole New World from Aladdin comes on and I thought it would be neat if Pearl sang that song (which doesn’t make much sense contextually but I was drawing
dogshoulders: missespeonclaus: and like frozen just has such mediocre animation like holy balls. and i would find it excusable if it was a lesser studio but man this is DISNEY like, this is a background from the book of life which was from a tiny studio
summer-fiction: so Sakura is on her way to see Sasuke, Naruto and Sarada.ohoho, a Team 7 reunion and a family reunion at once.but then i hear all of you saying what if those guys get Sakura? nah man if Shin was ordered to take Sakura good fucking luck
baby-kraid: baby-kraid: Every joke instantly becomes funnier if you read in in BJ Blazkowicz’s internal monologue voice. “Big Bird…clearly he was a man in a suit. ‘Course he was. But the others? The others were too small to contain men. So what
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mekagojira3k: General Grievous as seen in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Just imagine if this was actually him in the movies thoughInstead of a CGI robot man he was just this very normal looking guy who looked
lexxdiamond: 4playchef:@Regrann from @africanunification - Fam… can we stop supporting this clown? Stop watching his shows, stop listening to his radio, stop buying his books. He has proven to no longer be a Black man… if he ever was. - #regrann
I got dressed in my traditional Indian regalia, but there was a man, he was the producer of the whole show. He took that speech away from me and he warned me very sternly. “I’ll give you 60 seconds or less. And if you go over that 60 seconds, I’ll
renakajira: “I wanted a man who was greater than I, and incomparably so, one whom I must, in the order of nature obey, one to whom I must look up. And I did not care if it was from my knees, black with dust, a collar on my neck, naked, that I looked
eternallyedged: tolearnherplace: Before she vanished, I had complete control over when, how and if K was allowed to cum. I’m a generous man and it had been a while so I didn’t demand these controls back. I knew if I waited, she would ask me to take
albea-man: lovetoamonster: tattedgodd21: tequilaandtiramisu: freshmouthgoddess: foxxxynegrodamus: beyoncesupremacy: nedahoyin: 90sdefect: If I was dude, I was bussing on demand and wouldn’t have given a single fuck. Look at his face.. He
lustt-and-luxury: bnycolew: albea-man: lovetoamonster: tattedgodd21: tequilaandtiramisu: freshmouthgoddess: foxxxynegrodamus: beyoncesupremacy: nedahoyin: 90sdefect: If I was dude, I was bussing on demand and wouldn’t have given a single
nrjfakes: Emma Watson Laughing Man has a stack of pictures posted in early 2017 where the whole head is covered by an enormous logo. On of those was a boxer labelled as Emma Watson. I have no idea if there was ever a proper fake there, but I wanted to
yeah I’m a top, CAUSE AIN’T NOBODY FUCKIN ME -Detox, RPDR I think If I were a gay man I’d totally be a top. I don’t like penetration at all. and I really don’t like penis, but I’d strap a woman if she was into it.
onesaturdaymorning:fauxmosexualtranstrender: oldest-man-on: nightlocke-d: bestnatesmithever: I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew
onesaturdaymorning:fauxmosexualtranstrender:oldest-man-on:nightlocke-d: bestnatesmithever: I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew
beautflstranger: I wanted a man who was greater than I, and incomparably so, one whom I must, in the order of nature obey, one to whom I must look up. And I did not care if it was from my knees, black with dust, a collar on my neck, naked, that I looked
onesaturdaymorning: oldest-man-on: nightlocke-d: bestnatesmithever: I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew and tells you to give
azurevalencia: blushingcheekymonkey:ante brkan - žrtva (victim, 1946) “Last night I dreamed that I was a butterfly, flitting about in the sunshine. Today, I do not know for certain if I am a man who dreamed he was a butterfly or a butterfly who
isthisableism: Washington Post: Grand jury rejects criminal charges in death of Robert Saylor, man with Down syndrome Robert Saylor, a 26-year-old man with Down syndrome, sat in a movie theatre after having watched a movie, acting as if he was going
onesaturdaymorning:fauxmosexualtranstrender:oldest-man-on: nightlocke-d: bestnatesmithever: I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew
and-i-sat-there-for-hours:onesaturdaymorning:fauxmosexualtranstrender:oldest-man-on:nightlocke-d: bestnatesmithever: I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from
kitten-lolita: woman-pain-implies-man-pleasure: That was so dominant of you So? Being dominant doesn’t rule out being submissive. Also. How the hell can you tell if I ordered him to do this, which obviosuly would also be dominant. Awesome
