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derekisme: she pins him a couple of times here.  I love these mixed matches and I don’t care if they’re fake of not. I just don’t. But this girl is so big and strong looking, maybe she can overpower this guy even if he tries to resist.
Man would I love to have 2 big black cocks like that or one pounding my throat deep while the other pounded my asspussy hitting so deep in me they almost touch. Then I would love it if they tried to stretch me out to see if both big black cocks would
kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried Honestly if this is how you think you deserve to be alone stupid guy not know what no means
Full res (1 2) 30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 20 (Dancing) slightly nsfw Day 19 - Day 21 i dunno if i’ll do a sfw version of this since you can like barely even see anything btw before someone tries to jump up my ass about it the porny part isn’t
xosima-deactivated20150127: “And I can’t change, even if I tried. Even if I wanted to.” -Mary Lambert
dom-plays-with-dolls: OK, so the whole “cows/udders” fetish doesn’t appeal to me…but I’d be lying through my teeth if I tried to deny the fact that lactating/machine milking/nipple sucking machines didn’t turn me on a tremendous deal. If
Even if you tried to LOVE those people, and even if you just forgave them every time they hurt you, because you were so afraid of being alone that you thought you were better off to be in an abusive unbalanced relationship because feeling happy SOME times
Rant on misconceptions about Futanari in the SU fandom under the cut :/I just saw a post, and I’m a little stressed out that some people think that when artists draw futa!Jasper (or Ruby), they’re trying to equate her to a man… I would
omg im actually being kind of productive and writing a whole script ;-; if my team members dont get this shit learned by monday or at least meet up over the weekend to rehearse I am going to shove burning coal down their throats.
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
sexint: puublack: paper-mario-wiki: blogs that constantly and exclusively manufacture shitposts give me heartburn. like, if you want to reblog memes and jokes and whatever thats fine, but im talking about the people who are CONSTANTLY trying to become
fattyatomicmutant: goodnastygirl: fattyatomicmutant: spiroandthelacktones: nothing–new: bagelprinxe: datboi-against-cgl: guys-positivity: missjessicabrewer: missjessicabrewer: I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if
taku-taku: pirate camilla !! had the strong urge to draw a pirate camilla cuz….was imagining what if nohr were pirates /////// i tried to make her outfit inspired by xander’s halloween pirate outfit so that they can match hehe
annon-mlp: The scariest halloween costume for a bimbo. No make up and no revealing skin. Still uncertain if Pinkie tries to turn a new bimboless leaf on a new diner job, or if she wants to spread it by finding a new place to unfold her wings. Would be
omosideblog: 0: When you’ve just been and couldn’t possibly wee whatever. 1: You don’t need it, but you could probably wee if you tried. 2: The very first thought of needing a wee. 3: Very slight so that if you were going out and someone asked
sassyastrology: Is only mean if you’re mean to them : Libra, Taurus, Sagittarius Cannot be mean even if they tried : Cancer, Pisces Is only mean to people they dislike : Leo, Aquarius, Virgo, Capricorn Is mean without a reason 24/7 : Scorpio, Aries,
sassyastrology:Is only mean if you’re mean to them : Libra, Taurus, SagittariusCannot be mean even if they tried : Cancer, PiscesIs only mean to people they dislike : Leo, Aquarius, Virgo, CapricornIs mean without a reason 24/7 : Scorpio, Aries, Gemini
kwanross: Something to hold y'all nigga’s…. if you wanna be apart of the #slaughterboiz fuck with me or if you trying to getting #slaughtered fuck with me
justakansasboy:unpretty:justakansasboy:unpretty:my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch
stone-faced-sunset:mamalalonde:yungbiochemist:Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear Diagrams are accepted
jwilly1975blr: Ugh. I’m ashamed to say that I’d fuck this beached whale, right up her fat pink butthole. But only if I walked in a room and found her this way. If she tried to stand up I’d slap her face.
unpretty: unpretty: my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll
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lmsketch: shunori: Not sure if I should feel flattered or insulted. Wow😒that ridiculous lol…..I wonder if anyone trying to clam my work
vixyhoovesmod: crackervolley: illumidon: crimosito: yuguni: Sigh~ Furries i relate to this 100% my bane If your trying to sell something, you sell what people want. If you don’t want to draw that, and people don’t want it.. well that’s
phantom-locked: lloxie: vixyhoovesmod: crackervolley: illumidon: crimosito: yuguni: Sigh~ Furries i relate to this 100% my bane If your trying to sell something, you sell what people want. If you don’t want to draw that, and people
I want to do the snk gift exchange, but I’m pretty sure if I was given anything smutty featuring Armin I couldn’t write him cis even if I tried.
the shoes I should wear with the dress I’m bringing to AC are at my parent’s house and I’m really considering just going in my Doc Marten’s and stomping on the feet of any man who tries to harass me
I’m trying my best to reblog posts that have been made recently/have the latest information, as opposed to an archive of what has happened. If there’s something that needs to be amended (such as the last post), please let me know and I
gandalfexmachina: btw if anyone feels like talking about fandom stuff, feel free to message me. I’m trying to not think about the sad shit I just went through, so headcanons, meta, ship talk, whatever is totally encouraged.
ah so! I am feeling a bit better atm so if you want to request anything- a doodle or a fic or something-feel free? winter break is coming up and it’ll be nice trying to get creative again and hopefully combat all the really bad shit I’ve
the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.
superdomebooty504: My wcw.. I work so hard to lose weight so if you trying to lose weight in 2016 if I can do it you can. 590 vs Now.. just believe in yourself.. I love you.. get you a big girl Nice
fullten: If you’re in that kind of depression where everything is blurry and days blend into one another, taking a lot of photos of positive things might help. If your pet does something cute, you ate something good, got a high score, you cleaned your
thepromptperson: Prompt 38:“Clones, why clones? Why can you be normal for one day?”“I’ve tried that before, wasn’t fun. And if it means anything I didn’t actually mean for my clones to become evil and want to destroy me.”
on-her-knees-to-please: threewarmholes: If they don’t work fast enough, the brush is taken away and they must use their hair to mop the floors. If someone tried to make me use my hair to mop the floor I would be like bitch no yeah, that is a turn
drakefan666: if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
jaegas: The first click and drag game I made got a nice ass amount of notes, so I made a second one! Except in this one, you’re in the Special Ops Squad! [I had a bonus for if you were deceased, if you want to see it, shoot me a message!]
I’m having such an off day today, my brain just doesn’t want to think straight and everything is just kind of bleh… I don’t know if I should keep trying to get things done or just give up and just play video games or watch something and just
rootbeergoddess:THANK YOU!If anyone tries to use, “If black people can have black pride, white people can have white pride.” argument show this to them because my man is laying down some truth.
cheese-for-everyone: If somebody tries this Please tell me if it works
kaalashnikov: a psa for people attending rallies and demonstrations in Canada tonight, since all links I’ve seen so far deal with American law (understandably), just take note of the fact that if anyone tries to stop you from assembling or if a cop
ghost-in-the-ruins: nikkipet: A set of Yu-Gi-Oh! bust sketches I did back in 2013~ I wonder if I’ll produce the same quality if I tried drawing Yu-Gi-Oh! again…
hatetobedatguy: Even if you knew she was getting paid, if she tried to fuck you in she shower, could you say no?
bigpussybitch: bigpussybitch: diekingdomcome: thaunderground: 350shadesoffoh: He woke up & saw these videos. Then he cried. Dammit Stevo, its only 12:22…..wake up! I wonder if he’d wake up if I tried this Try it and let me know. You
I know everyone is struggling in this trying time but if anyone has anything to give, maybe you’d like some personal porn to enjoy during this worldwide quarantine? I’d really appreciate any funds you can spare 💌💟💝💖💗💖💝💟💌💦little-naughty-pisser💦
gwiboonie: basicallyyourgayaunt: Being a girl who likes other girls is really confusing because other girls are always calling you cute and shit and you never know if they’re just being nice or if they’re being gay with you @katxwalk
quitethefreak: kingnonsynse: atticusthegreat: I’d kill someone if they tried to pass this off as an O. Fucking Fox man. Bruh that is a solid 1.5g lmfao holy shittt That nigga is a fool. If it’s one thing us potheads know, it’s our metrics.
thathighguy: hotboy-x: tarynel: thagreatvino: seekingotherlands: blvck-gvld:if your male friend stopped fucking with you when he got a girlfriend, he wasn’t your friend, he was trying to fuck. OR his new gf is threatened by your friendship and
oomshi: gothdumpling: i dont believe in platonic cuddling if im trying to cuddle with you im also trying to grab something Grab my heart
racerrrex: soorayaqadirs-deactivated201604: you wanna know my secret, captain? “If youre trying to kill me, it wont work. I know, ive tried. When i thought all was lost i put a bullet in my throat. But the “other guy” came and spit it out.”
spoiledbabysugar: muscovado-sugar: abnormallyattrctive: thotarella: thotarella: I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried 😂😂 He couldn’t finish last time, despite me really working it. Now he’s trying to say he shouldn’t have to pay
antacidsnake:guerrillatech:I lost 80 pounds bc my old friend group tried to use me most likely failing if I tried to workout as an excuse for me to stay back home when I was moving. Workout to spite others, get strong to defend yourself, pump iron bc
i wish people would stop talking about john green, it makes up like 40% of my dash and i’m trying to savior everything and most isn’t even tagged i just want to look at pretty and funny pictures and talk about Nepeta
zottgrammes: Rose tries to teach empathy I get the feeling that it was Greg who really set the cgems on the path to being more compassionate, starting with Rose. what if rose tried all sorts of hair brained schemes to try to make the cgems more caring
taytei: the chances of draxum actually ever trying to be comforting are slimmer than his little goat ankles but it’s fun to imagine what he would be like if he tried
b-r-i-a-n-n-a-nicole: I don’t want to be here anymore. I don’t want to be around. No one wants me. I’ve tried so hard to be the person you want me to be. You just.. You wanted more. And I couldn’t give you more. And maybe if I tried harder, I
Maeror Tri - Myein . If you like ambient and drone music, this is really good…