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If we didn’t have kids at home, I’d get one of these to install in the house
laurabfernandez: For the Sunday project: “A trip through my eyes” I live in a small town in the suburbs of Madrid,for me a great place if you have kids because they walk and play “almost” freely out in the streets and parks,close to nature. And
Check out new book on social development from toddlers to elementary students. Is your child too shy? Too outgoing? Find out what to do if you have concerns either way. Plus, identify resources for help and strategies to promote socialization no matter
so do people have kids to make their life worth something??? i feel like after the age of 40 what’s the point. But if you have kids???? lol.i dont know. i don’t want to get old…
judaskissed:[ID: a tweet from user @NailsNCrowns (miguel gomez stan account.) that reads “someone put together a google doc of 150 gynecologists that will tie your tubes without asking if you have kids, your marital status and no matter your age. It’s
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
If it was actually cold in FL I’d dress like Alti from Zena. When I was little I thought she was sooooooo cool and I wanted to look like her. I’ve been missing living on the road lately. I miss sleeping in the forest. I miss having sex by
candiikismet: coldtofire: This is my new absolute favorite. I had so much fun watching this
beebunny: i’m already Neurotic Mom
“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
runneysfm: Gfycat: http://gfycat.com/CompassionateEvergreenHochstettersfrogGot some requests for deepthroat Palutena. Really happy with how it loops. Absolutely have no idea whats wrong with her skin. If anyone knows could you tell me?Also Feel free
dogs99999: I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids
tastefullyoffensive: Scumbag Santa This is why if I have gremlins of my own, I won’t lie to him/her/it about “Santa.” Fuck that imaginary fat piece of shit. I’ll take the credit you minime version of me.
If you have a kid and it turns out to be super smart, then don’t fucking shower the kid with praise and give it special treatmentMake that little fucker workMake the kid work so goddamn hard, build some work ethic, teach it how to study, refine that
infinityonsigh: the best part about everything is bronx is already like half petes height and hes only 3 Best way to start my day.
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
aristocratslayer: reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out
toniovolpe replied to your post “omg snooki’s kids have such great names wowowow. If I have kids of my…” I didn’t realize she had kids! Those are such nice names. she just had her second one yesterday! lorenzo is about two now, I believe.
ethiopienne: simpsenpai: I called the Ferguson Library and the kind librarian said they are happy to accept any book donations, so please if you have any books you would want to give away send them to the Ferguson Library. Here is the library’s number
naberries: memimes: hey kids! my name is jacob! i’m just a simple guy tryin to make it in this wacky world. i’ve recently come home from a two month acting job down in florida, which is neat! but also tough, because it didn’t pay very well, and
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missamysantiago: “Okay, here I am taking pictures with Terry’s kids. Man, I look so strong standing next to them. Should I have kids?”
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
fruitrollup:it should be free to have a little cat. government subsidized, even. u should get the exact same tax breaks as if u have kids
the-kid-with-the-music: “Also, few young men with empty pockets and rough travelling clothes can expect to be loved by a noblewoman.” So, does that mean I need a new wardrobe, or…?
raiseitupmymastersarse: if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding World on September 1st and I will take them and
hermyonie: lionvillage: public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc.
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pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
residentgoodgirl: gregwuzhere: residentgoodgirl: residentgoodgirl: Hm… idk how if i agree with people calling drake a deadbeat dad if you have unprotected sex with someone you’re not serious about, get pregnant, and when you tell them about it,
theyellowbrickroad: i hate when adults just assume im going to have kids bc i would literally rather light myself on fire than have a child
kidzbopdeathgrips: chinaglaze: honestly if u have kids please be prepared for them to say at some point “i reject the path you planned for me. this is the path i’ve created instead” and be prepared to reply “that’s great i’m so proud of
If two sets of identical twins married each other and they both have kids, would their kids look the same?
‘Kids are gross’: on feminists and agency
spitly:hometownrockstar:this is like cocomelon to meme: wtf, if you have 8 kids you should absolutely be engaged enough to give them all separate rooms, or at the very least try! honestly, if you thi-*heaven tiger*me: ….ah. okay
dendropsyche: I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,
If Mr Wonderful and I get married (the vanilla guy I’m chilling with) them I’m going to have enroll in a class on how to twist and braid black hair, if we have a daughter. I want my kids to embrace their culture! My Mexican side and his Nigerian
Reblog if you have a Bruno Mars folder on your computer.
just-a-car-crash-away: Reblog and then click the photo. You can thank me later. IF YOU HAVE A LAPTOP TURN IT SIDEWAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING! HOW THE HELL DOES MY MACBOOK KNOW IT’S ON IT’S SIDE?!?!? WHAT THE EF, HIDDEN POTENTIAL!?!?
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momokarrt: yellowfarvardin: aclassyhobo: supernatural taught me that if i have kids, 2 is the perfect number. because if you have 3 kids, the older two are just gonna put the youngest one through hell. HOW DARE YOU
takemesomewheresouth: moosemarine: acountrygirlblog:This is too cute!!! I love the stuffed animals heads. Goals if I ever have another. Let’s hope whomever is with me has a sense of humor How cute 😩❤️ Oh damn, baby goals!! Gotta have a country
relaxyourth0rax: if i have kids im going to wait until they’re 13 and on their birthday they’re going to randomly wake up with the tumblr sign up page opened and im not gonna tell them it was me and when they start using tumblr speak two weeks later
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: chelseabagel: raiseitupmymastersarse: if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding
Holy fucking shit if people without kids could stop preaching to me about public breastfeeding it’d be great. I’m well aware it’s a natural thing, but I’m not fucking for it and I won’t do it. It’s private, and breastfeeding is a tender moment
Do the people in the RWBY universe just really suck at nameing their kids if they have more than one? Like they think the first name is so good that the younger sibling just /has/ to match? Lookin at you Weiss and Winter AND you /Qrow and Raven/
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
ambis3xtrous: If i have kids and they aren’t this cute I’ll probably cry ok
i enjoy the fact that in like 4 games i own one way or another i was able to marry two ladies and make them have children …. heheh….
