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“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
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Today I had a fantasy that I had a gun.I would purposely get myself into dangerous situations with men. For example the creepy dudes in the van, stopping at the bus stop asking if I want a ride. I would get in their van, I would wait for them to cross
bloodyqueefs: Today I had a fantasy that I had a gun.I would purposely get myself into dangerous situations with men. For example the creepy dudes in the van, stopping at the bus stop asking if I want a ride. I would get in their van, I would wait for
tfw life actually doesn’t seem good and you realize if you had a gun you would end it instantly without a second thought ( •ᴗ•)
tbh tho if i had a gun of some description i would have killed myself by now lol
slimetony: itwashotwestayedinthewater: slimetony: I totally get that there would be a “racist old white guys who like guns” side of tumblr but if you had told me they were THIS old I would think you were fucking delusional how old are they
Here’s a quick and easy list of reasons why the statement “If someone at the shooting had a gun they could’ve shot the shooter before he killed anyone” is complete bullshit formed from valuing guns over people’s lives.1. No one will expect
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dumbass-bitch-disease: warandpeas: The Lorax Honestly he probably would have done better if he threatened to kill people and had a gun
orteil42: indie games: what if you were a little fly. what if a sentient locomotive was after you. what if you tidied up a house. what if you were a bear who runs a B&BAAA games: what if u had a gun
whitepaperlyrics: Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds - If I had a gun
roshambaux: if i had any means to play this game i would only b the grandma in other news i dont wanna draw a gun ever again
gunsknivesgear: Horton .44 Special “If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified
gun-flame:If I was some actor in some shitty marvel thing and I got a text from some PR motherfucker about how I “”“"spoiled”“” that my character Cumrag the Unfuckable had eyes or whatever I’d legitimately
kungfusnowqueen: be critical of Anita Sarkeesian all you want but if the fact that she had to cancel a speech at a college because a student threatened a mass shooting isn’t a huge red flag to you about how very much alive misogyny is then you need
danielkaluuya: “He’s kinda like Doogie Howser, if he had a gun,” - Matthew Gray Gubler describing his Criminal Minds character, Spencer Reid.
fandomsandfeminism: stfuconservatives: churlhurl: tsulawrites: I’m so done Harold Cook just killed it. They really… this really happened today, guys. Texas took preemptive action against weapons of mass menstruation. Oh, but if you had a gun
artemispanthar: Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t
Spider: The Video Game is funny because I’m pretty sure the genesis of its creation was someone saying “What if a spider had a gun?”
salon: “What if my son had panicked under the stress, having never had a gun pointed at him before, and made what the officer considered a ‘suspicious’ movement? Had I come close to losing him? Triggers cannot be unpulled. Bullets cannot be called
liquidglue: i don’t even know for certain if Alton Sterling actually had a gun on him, but it’s interesting how white people are always pro-gun until it’s a black man holding one and then all of a sudden he deserves to die
auntea: xn–xp8h: It doesn’t matter if Alton Sterling had a gun. Louisiana is an open carry state. He could’ve had an 9mm strapped to his forehead without a permit and it wouldn’t have legally made a fucking difference. I hate cops. Ugh.
jupitersaurus: tomfordvelvetorchid: If selena gomez had a gun to your head and asked “can i sing” what would you say Either way it’s a path towards death. “No, bitch. Pull it. Dead or alive, yo ass still can’t sing.”
mrawkweird: Not saying favorites were picked but if I had a gun to my head..
What if neither of these people had a gun. What if guns were illegal.
warlordenfilade: happygoldfish: kazisuke: ….(；o；) Oh no… If only you’d had those guns when the Legislators dropped by….
puppygauntlet: That would be the pup if I had a gun definitely need training
kinkytasks: 27. Buy pellet gun and u had two options(or more - if u had idea write this in comment) tie her that she can’t move and shooting her whatever u want or tie her outdoor(forest or meadow) and let her run from u. Sadistic :3
king-emare: servantoftruth007: kinkyedges-nefertiti: I don’t have TV in my house but did they conclude if Antonio actually had a gun or not? It looked like Antonio Martin was trying to pull out his cell phone to record the police before he was
quietstorm-thundathighs: goawfma: yet teachers are about to have guns lol god forbid students order food tho If schools had adequate food…
ryangoslingofficial: bearglitch: ryangoslingofficial: bearglitch: slimetony: itwashotwestayedinthewater: slimetony: I totally get that there would be a “racist old white guys who like guns” side of tumblr but if you had told me they were THIS
normal-horoscopes:rudjedet:normal-horoscopes:Eternally torn between the dual desires to make properly sourced historical posts and convincing fake posts about how Tutankhamun had a gun.you get a pass only if the hilt has ducklings on itEgyptologists are
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caffenespeaks: think-progress: “If babies had guns…” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT
andiwillbe-infinite: gemini-loverxxx: chainsawpunk: tomfordvelvetorchid: If selena gomez had a gun to your head and asked “can i sing” what would you say STOP 😂 ME
Oh… If I had a gun this dumb idiot riding his motorcycle up adn down my street would be dead already, no I wasn’t trying to take a freaking nap or anything,,
sunshinewithfitturtles: healthy-happy-kyla: veganlove: if i had a gun, I would make these mother fuckers dance This honestly pisses me the fuck off. ARE THOSE BUNNIES?! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?! Pictures like these honestly make me
If I had a gun...
“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” —Michael Scott
disgruntledlungfish:If I had a portal gun like the one from Rick and Morty, I’d go into a reality where Chris Farley voiced shrek and watch that shit all day.
I know I’m young but if I had to choose her or the sun, I’d be one nocturnal son of a gun.
I think it would be really funny if RWBY had a like, nod to ATLA where the Gaang was talking about the King of Ba Sing Se’s bear but with guns like:Some guy: “so yeah I can help out, I’ll just go get my gun from out back and-“Ruby: “Oh! I love
dainslefsblog: ricwulf: israel-official: lolpants: Hold hands not guns. Sorry, but I prefer “Armed gays don’t get bashed”. I mean both. Both is good. But if I had to choose, it’s “Armed gays don’t get bashed”. I’d rather see them
if-i-had-a-gun: janomvm: New Religion - Kevinism Impalism same
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