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godheadcomplex: unluckster: HOENN CONFIRMED I NEVER THOUGHT ID LIVE TO SEE THIS PHRASE SAID UNIRONICALLY
su-ic-id-al: distressed—teens: ddaughter: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Finally someone said it.
davegrohlslongjohns: cloudofpink: staywithme-lets-just-breathe: Happy valentine’s day and happy grammy’s everyone! #jeff: ‘roses are red/violets are blue/ if i had the balls/id have said it too’ Omg this is just perfect! Haha
baredad: hellooodaddy: Hellooo Daddy said: @boatinrob is one sexy motherfucker. And who doesn’t love a hot Daddy in a unionsuit/longjohns?!?! Damn! My favourite!!You can purchase the full set here…http://www.southern-gents.com/Gallery?id=396016
ishipitlikeups: motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear
mooskiemallie: mooskiemallie: Almost forgot i said id do TT Man I have awesome titties.
antisepticbandaid: Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail
kibblesundbitches: id-ratherbethin: officersneepsnop: the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself heyitsjdawg “you be you” I read this to Elijah and he said, very matter-of-factly,“If you’re going to go to prison, you
motherfuckingdragonsyo:I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
sissyslutcaps: You were going to have a party and it needed to be awesome, so you asked a senior black boy if he would use his fake ID to buy you drinks. He said that he would, but you had to come over and do him a favor first. When you got there his
fivegum: in elementary school i wanted to play an instrument but my mom wouldnt let me bc she said id be “more annoying than i already was”
motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
lolsofunny: i-said-id-never-let-you-go: dorranxskara: righteouskungfu: iwishiwroteharrypotter: thecolorplaid: allihearisradiogaga: bangarangn1tram: iamtonysexual: sobasicallysherlock: inthedeereyes: MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU Oh
gw1962: frankly164: nikkinshad: kingkongkockykumming: When a girl said she “FUCKED the SHIT OUTA YOU!!!!!!“😳 🤔🤔🤔 Id try it!! Doing this! 😈
goosegoblin: kedreeva: mizar113: Hitchin a ride I have said this before and I will say it again, birds are made entirely of hubris and spite, and absolutely do not care what they’re not supposed to do. [ID: a white heron gliding peacefully across
downbythebay12:night-dark-woods:its-nonbinary-culture:YOOOO [ID: two tweets from @/BovineBonita.the first says in all caps “blue’s clues said lgbtq rights for real y'all,” followed by a screenshot of a youtube video. the subtitles read “and
incusexual:Since pride month is literally right around the corner, DO NOT be fooled by companies that change their logos to rainbow when their money speaks for themselves. Image ID below “keep reading” line. Source of said financial information
hydro-rat: nokiabae: you have to unlearn social cues to be a lush employee Lush employee once asked if i wanted to sample some soap. I said sure, thinking id smell it or she’d let me wash my hands with it or something. She takes me by the arm and
planeoftheeclectic:llleighsmith: ‼️ my recreation textbook said prison abolition now! [Image id: Figure from Power, Promise, Potential, and Possibilities of Parks, Recreation, and Leisure.What Recreators Can DoIt costs approximately ฮ,000 to
vitariesocks:vitariesocks: Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering. Ko-Fi (ID under the cut) Keep reading This is getting traction again as cases surge. I want to repeat what I’ve said on
dino-dicks: i said id draw something normal for this series and i did so technically its time for more porn
8anter: hi! so as the text thing says, i hit 2000 followers tonight, and i said id do an art giveaway at that point. so. here it is!winner will receive one lined and coloured piece with up to three (3) characters, it can be anything you desire. i can
shacklefunk: i said id revisit my old gemstuck au, and,,,yea updates for all the beta kids designs. everything else is the same, p much! john: spinel, high class warrior gem. defected from pink diamond’s side, lead rebellion with roxy jade: …jade.
hotcunts: The car salesman said if i dumped a load into him he would knock Ūk off the car… I told him id give him 2 loads for Ŭk…. he agreed and fucking begged for more
halloweave: im so over miley and what she represents but id be lying if i said i wouldn’t go shopping with her or smoke all her weed
p1x-ar: fuckt4stic: sexp0nents: Can I propose to someone here? Id bring a bag of pennies and drop them all and be like HAHAHA ^ I thought that said penises for a sec.
cacaphonyofscreamz: Anonymous said: Does Dave ever use smuppets to masturbate with? If so, then show us. TG: id never use the puppet itself TG: but if you rip it open theres one of these inside TG: and yeah TG: i use that
therealredflash: id have more respect for a girl who just came out and said i want the dick you know make both our life easier
witchglitter: su-ic-id-al: distressed—teens: ddaughter: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Finally someone said it. Is there any real reason
“That’s a tiny purse,” said Mr. Crude.“Yes, it is,” replied Emma. “I only carry my keys, ID, debit card and a small vibrator in it. Just the necessities.”
letliveintheend: can-you-feel-my-farts: h-0mesick: I said id never let you fall and I always meant it band/tattoo blog †
masterlovehurts: He’d picked her up at the mall. Someone else had her mind blanked and then had dropped her off after he was done with her. Sure, she was used goods, but she was free! The ID in her purse said she’d been named “Beth” before the
1derful-dedication: mashedp0tato: iwillalwaysloveniallhoran: niallerismagick: He makes sitting attractive. he makes everything attractive. the things id do to him while hes sitting………… can i sit on him? Who said that?!
lettersfromwar: newshour: The Supreme Court declared Friday that same-sex couples have a right to marry anywhere in the United States. Watch reaction LIVE from the steps here. Id be lying if I said I’m not crying watching all the videos, snaps,
i made a promise that id always be there no matter how we ended up. & i will never break it. enough said.
studiofow: onagiart: Hey folks Onagi here, im back.survived without internet for a week. i pulled through lol. I said last month id been animating a lot of stuff but wasn’t really happy with the finished results. well i decided to blend some of it