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iamtheaardvark: joelcarroll: For those that wonder about Cars anatomy, here’s Thomas the Tank Engine’s true form i am so UNCOMFORTABLE
iamtheaardvark: I have no social skills.
iamtheaardvark: when you open the door and realize you forgot to ask for a face pic
iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11
iamtheaardvark: dankmemeuniversity: These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be
iamtheaardvark: abrahadabra66: dandyandy: doubleendeddilclo: toxiccixot: the-light-arrow: One of the best videos on the internet Oh my god, they made a man version, hahahahahahahahaha I never thought I’d see Colby Jansen reciting Shakespeare
iamtheaardvark: maxximoffed: #gee pete if only you’d caught gwen that quickly he did catch her and that’s what snapped her fucking neck
iamtheaardvark: sandrayourqueen: jigens: “nothing i just like you” (x) 😊😊😊 Me @ all my friends
iamtheaardvark: Dinner tonight was a roasted carrot soup with whipped black pepper cream cheese since @esduur came to visit
iamtheaardvark: Finally got the bar stocked
iamtheaardvark: seals-thedeals: tineyemisting: Dillion’s amazing chicken bacon Alfredo pizza. All shall bow to this. THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS IN ONE SUPERFOODS GIVE IT TOO ME NOW All from scratch, you too, dough included. drools so much that
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iamtheaardvark: seals-thedeals replied to your post “seals-thedeals replied to your post “So @housebearsofatlanta is the…” I don’t know and don’t care lol. I have better things to do with my time than keep up with all the drama queens on
iamtheaardvark: I’m trying to serenade my boyfriend
iamtheaardvark tagged me to do this so here it goes Name: NathanNicknames: Seals, Seals the Deals, Diana FlossBirthday: February 4th Gender: MaleSexual Orientation: Beyoncé Favorite Color: Purple at the moment Time/Date at the Moment: 1:28 am January
iamtheaardvark: bh-flint: iamtheaardvark: My mirror is dusty Guilty of:1. Being a cutie. 2. Being interested in Dinosaurs. 3. Calculator undies. 4. Being a giant robut nerd. 5. Being a cutie. Only 2 through 4 are true.
iamtheaardvark: It’s so cold I can feel icicles forming on my face
iamtheaardvark: 2 kewl kids
iamtheaardvark: So my parental units are the coolest.
iamtheaardvark: These homos won’t wake up
iamtheaardvark: look you can believe in jesus, santa, romantic orientation, or ted cruz all you want i’m still gonna be the kid on the playground that tells you that shit ain’t real
iamtheaardvark: YOU PREPARE FOOD ON THERE JFC DO YOU WANT PINKEYE THAT IS HOW YOU GET PINKEYE ^PREACH
iamtheaardvark: blurrymelancholy: Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito Y'all sitting here making hi res color corrected screenshots of a kids movie from the mid nineties don’t you have jobs
iamtheaardvark: The Revenant looks great
iamtheaardvark: Yes, but 66% of of black kids are in single parent households compared to 25% of white kids. Of those black kids in single parent households, 78% are below poverty level. If you do the math out, that means less that 6% of white kids
iamtheaardvark: iamtheaardvark: So, I can think of four shows on Broadway that feature as large minority cast: Hamilton, The Lion King, Book of Mormon, and The Color Purple. All of these shows require that the casts be PoC either through plot or subtext
iamtheaardvark: minorfour: This made my heart smile. I’m so glad this happened at RI Pride.
iamtheaardvark: Rep. Tammy Duckworth of Illinois, a disabled veteran and recipient of the Purple Heart, snuck her phone onto the House floor last night in her prosthetic leg so she could provide live feed of the sit-in for gun control after Paul Ryan
iamtheaardvark: fromthetreetop: First and last appearance of Margaery Tyrell. JUSTICE FOR THE QUEEN
iamtheaardvark: honestly at this point i don’t care who’s on the iron throne i’m #teamvarys
iamtheaardvark: What should I do with my day?
iamtheaardvark: Daddy @dafatninja came to visit Yaaaaas
iamtheaardvark: Who would pay to watch me and @dafatninja oil and/or mud wrestle? To the death or no deal
iamtheaardvark: mtv: buzzfeedau: Leslie Jones’s twitter feed is the only Emmy coverage worth reading. can we get leslie jones to be the official commentator for every event Where’s my Leslie Jones/Gwendoline Christie buddy comedy
iamtheaardvark: i’m
iamtheaardvark: I spent like three minutes trying to figure out what “seal chute” was a reference to Any slide that I’m on is a seal chute
iamtheaardvark: asexualdiscourse: victoriouslysporadic: asexualdiscourse: Ah yes, a man who only wants to fuck women but doesn’t want a romance. Revolutionary, radical, queer even. he can’t help that he’s aromantic though lmao. it isn’t his
iamtheaardvark: @rylances
iamtheaardvark: yeah, meth’ll do that
iamtheaardvark: notunicornholio: I’M DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY FORTY IN MY BIG OL’ PICKUP TRUCK I miss Brak more than I miss some dead relatives
iamtheaardvark: dafatninja: @iamtheaardvark you secretly made this didn’t you What do you mean secretly
iamtheaardvark: Him: Who wants this dick?Me:
iamtheaardvark: rylances: NO OFFENSE BUT THESE MEATBALLS WERE REWLLY GOOD IM PROUD OF MYSELF HAPPY THANKSGIVING This is our spread this year I’m a failure I only made four dishes You ARE a weak ass bitch! And that’s the only motherfuckin thing
iamtheaardvark: @theofficialgummiship is making fun of my shirt
iamtheaardvark: Skin care tips from tumblr: bake your load into a cake
iamtheaardvark: My boys
iamtheaardvark: 90s kids at the new Power Rangers trailer:80s kids who remember that same excitement about the first Transformers movie:
iamtheaardvark: browsedankmemes: Man killed by french assassin (Graphic) Widowmaker finally lands a kill
iamtheaardvark: brwnbear550: When your friend says that he is in an open relationship Literally all my friends to me about Josh
iamtheaardvark: iamtheaardvark: when my bf tells me i’m getting all nine inches for my birthday when i ask him where he’s gonna put the nine inches
iamtheaardvark: We are ridiculous
iamtheaardvark: lunastrate: iamtheaardvark: I made a shitload of really strong pot butter and part of my just wants to eat like a giant spoonful of it and sleep for three days Dillon, 6 hours later; bitch that’s me now
iamtheaardvark: iamtheaardvark: when Apple Music knows you’re super fucking gay that being said I immediately queued Little Earthquakes because that album is dope as hell
iamtheaardvark: flannelbangs: nerdgasrnz: waffle1up: In honor of kingdom Hearts 2.8 final chapter birth by dream drop prologue recoded 385/2 remix, here’s my favorite thing #well this aged in an interesting way @iamtheaardvark I don’t get SpongeBob
