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melissasdirtydiary: My best friend wouldn’t believe me when I said I was sleeping with a man with a monster cock. So I offered to let her join us. She took me up on my offer. She certainly didn’t expect it to be my dad but she wasn’t too shy about
theleeallure:Would you like… We’re curled up in bed, when I look to you and ask,“Wouldn’t you like to edge before sleep?”“Yes!” You say immediately.I tell you to edge three times, which is the number that came
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because
bane-of-technology: bigmouthlass: sarapsys: streetlifemanifesto: Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky
dragon-in-a-fez: my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: mishasminions: I read an article about The Big Sleep (1946) where they had to hint at the sexual exploits of Carmen Sternwood because censorship wouldn’t allow them to say that she’s been doing pornographic photo shoots.
mishasminions: I read an article about The Big Sleep (1946) where they had to hint at the sexual exploits of Carmen Sternwood because censorship wouldn’t allow them to say that she’s been doing pornographic photo shoots. So they put her in a “Chinese
eloquentlyerotic: You wouldn’t be getting that much sleep if I was there… and what would you do to keep me awake ? ;-P
Can’t sleep and feel like crap. I wish my emotions wouldn’t skyrocket and then skyplummet like this…
toherrys:“Think I’ll pass. My heart just wouldn’t be in it, you know.” // “Might be time to sleep…”
disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything
uncensoredpleasure: After making you sleep in the guest room, he made sure to pound your boy’s ass against the headboard so you wouldn’t forget for a minute what he was doing in there….not that you could imagine anything else hearing the way your
babesoftheworldunite: Wouldn’t mind spending the night in the sleeping bag with this cutie
womenofasimilarage: It was an odd way of sleeping Ella would admit but her husband was a real fan. Check the flaps, wouldn’t mind slipping my cock between them
commiepumpkin: Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full of car parts… which wouldn’t be that bad if he didn’t exist in a universe of talking cars He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out
icwok: a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?) rude asshole look at him smiling because he
temptationwarrior: I bet if you’d try to choke her with that dildo while she’s sleeping, she wouldn’t even notice it
69shadesofflexx: itssteelyo: onlyblackgirl: theeverydayfatgirl:Summer Vibes @MissDivaKurves (Instagram) Y’all sleep on fat girls YEAH! I wouldn’t know what to do
fatherdaughterincest: She knows that her daddy loves her. He wouldn’t risk sneaking into her room every single night to spend time with her while mommy was sleeping if he didn’t.
sluts-n-prudes: You’re all missing out because I’m sweet as fuck and I will care about you like no one ever has and I wouldn’t let you be sad alone but it’s cool y'all keep sleeping on me
june–10tth: i’m just rlly overwhelmed and i wouldn’t mind sleeping in ur arms for awhile
sissystagg: daisydanni-sscl: Femboy friends are important, such girly sleepovers trying make up and outfits on eachother ♀ Who wouldn’t want to be Riley here in all pink pjs with a cute girly friend sleeping over hehe 😇 the stuff of dreams 😘
daisydanni-sscl: Femboy friends are important, such girly sleepovers trying make up and outfits on eachother ♀ Who wouldn’t want to be Riley here in all pink pjs with a cute girly friend sleeping over hehe 😇 the stuff of dreams 😘
I don’t know why but I miss my hubby so much. Sucks that he already fell asleep but I wish he was in my bed. Honestly I wouldn’t know what to do when he’s here, sleeping. I might just end up pulling myself closer to him and having our
boywithonekey: I’m woken from my sleep with a start and brought into reality by the rapidly mounting discomfort between my legs. It takes me a moment to recall that the reason must be your insistence that my morning erection wouldn’t disturb you
terrypratchett: ”My granny says that dying is like going to sleep,” Mort added, a shade hopefully. (Death:) I WOULDN’T KNOW. I HAVE DONE NEITHER. (Mort, by Terry Pratchett)
text-post: disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed
Damn today has been a roller coaster. What I wouldn’t give for an actual distraction. Like it’s sitting in my brain. I need to sleep. I just want to not be alone after all that. What I really want is dove. But that’s gonna happen for
otterboy: Bout to rub it out in these then go back to sleep Wouldn’t that be better with my mouth instead of your hand?
awwww-cute: Oskar was a stray I found last winter. He was terrified of the cold and wouldn’t go outside. After a year of knowing he’s got a warm place to sleep, now he loves playing in the snow
chrisjonesgeek: #MondayMotivation - after a few weeks of “meh” workouts and bad sleep I really felt the focus this morning with an upper body blast devised by @benmudge_. I had rest and motivation. Just wish the pump wouldn’t Thanos Snap on me.
cravehiminallways212: hergreeneyedsir: And every night….💋I hope you sleep well tonight. Sweet dreams and good night, my love…❤️ *sighs* Ditto. Good night, my Love. ❤️ I wouldn’t at all, in fact, I welcome it ;)
jausters: dragon-in-a-fez: my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and
Reblog if you ever faked being sleep just so your moms wouldn't call your name to get up and do shit.
gory-mermaid: I really love this onesie thing. Its comfy to sleep in. I wouldn’t mind wearing it out but I gotta find pants cute enough and not too tight. Time for a bowl and bed. Also college football season is one fucking week away.
ralndrops: “Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-”
liamdryden: commiepumpkin: Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full of car parts… which wouldn’t be that bad if he didn’t exist in a universe of talking cars He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and
nick-avallone: “you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it Oh dear yall
toherrys: “Think I’ll pass. My heart just wouldn’t be in it, you know.” // “Might be time to sleep…”
tried-and-tested-asses: I really struggle to believe if this is photoshopped or not. But either way, I absolutely love the fact that you could fist this girl in her sleep and she probably wouldn’t wake up.
petersgrace: jakemalik: I seriously don’t know how I live in a small dorm room with someone else who sleeps 5 feet away from, i’m such a weird person like I don’t know what how has he not moved out or anything I wouldn’t move out either
jokerman74: oshkoshbgoshmgf: connerjay: Never sleep again. Mygirlfund.com/connerjay Chaturbate.com/connerjay Probably wouldn’t mind Miss Conner being in my nightmares ;) Cool cosplay
I knew that I should probably get up and put on a pair of sweat pants and a T-shirt so I wouldn’t be sleeping completely naked next to my stepson, but I was so sleepy that I convinced myself that everything was going to be all right and I should
