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Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: I read this fanfic where Goku gets married to Bulma instead of Ch-Chi. In your opinion, do you think he would be happy with her and vice versa? I think they would be pleasantly happy together! Bulma, being as wealth
faggywhore: What a good brother-in-law you are. Â When I married your sister I knew she had a fag for a brother but never thought it would come to this. Â Then I told your fag ass to dress like your slutty sister and I may just fuck you. Â And look you
neat-stuff: You knew I was high maintenence when you married me. I know you love it. Otherwise, why would you be kneeling on the floor, polishing my boots? Yes, Mistress!
Eva Notty - The day you married that ass you knew you would be sharing it.
But I’m happily married, why would you want me to come up to your room? Well yes, I did enjoy dancing with both of you tonight, and you’re both very handsome… but still. Okay, fine… promise you’ll be good and I’ll
cheatersandcucks: Your wife told you that she wouldn’t have a lot of time to call you while she was away on business for the week. She didn’t tell you that it was because her coworker’s big cock would be pounding her married pussy every chance
Seven years married and you are still crazy about your sweet redhead wife. You are also possessive of her and get jealous when you think of her with another man. She has never given you reason to think she would be unfaithful, but when she travels
Want to meet lesbians/bi girls/queer girls/… near you? Are you one of those CLOSETED MARRIED WOMEN who need some help to find what your hubby will never be able to give you ? Are you an experienced lesbian who would be happy to help some of the many
Honey, when you married me you didn’t, even remotely, imagine that all this could ever happen, that I would not only make you wear a maid’s uniform but also be the most obsequious of all maids every time I invite my lover over for dinner and
The moment you heard yourself asking, “Sir, what would you like to have for breakfast?” to your wife’s black lover, the moment you knew that, in fact, your wife had married a CUCKOLD.
They said that they had encouraged you to marry me because they knew that you wouldn’t be able to fuck me as much as I need and because they would really enjoy being of help to you … and to me.
whirlismymuse: Then they got married and he killed her and their children. That ‘I would never, ever hurt you’ line cracks me up every time. Dude, you kill her. Sucks to be you. Sucks more to be Meg.
erikbarrett: I thought you guys would love to have some guy stuff on this Friday. Please if you are married do not cheat on your girls by checking out this pics. lol but if you are single, and want something to enjoy, please check them out lol, I am
The awkward moment when you realise that if you did marry your celebrity crush you would have to delete your Tumblr, your internet history, your Gifs and your pictures.
The awkward moment when you realize that if you did marry your celebrity crush you would have to delete your Tumblr, your internet history, your Gifs and your pictures.
adoredbeloved: To my cowgirl followers, are you happy dating white guys or would you rather marry a man who’s hung like a horse and wants to give it to you every night? ;)
If you can catch this jacket before it hits the ground, you can orgasm this month. Oh sorry, it’s already touching the ground. If you wanted a wife who played fair you would never have married me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
monoka: “Bok joo. If I win gold medal this time, would you marry me? I’ll get a pension, you know. I’ll take care of you.”“I’ll think about it.”
I wish saying wedding vows to one another was like a binding magical contract or something to where if you break any of those vows, you will be equally punished for each lie you just told. Do you have any idea how rare it would be to see a married
If you can catch this jacket before it hits the ground, you can orgasm this month. Oh sorry, it’s already touching the ground. If you wanted a wife who played fair you would never have married me. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
chyertis: maahamburger: what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
barduils: barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s
barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered
cant-help-cheating: Your wife’s ass was her feature that first caught your eye. She and your friends laugh about how you thought that marrying her meant that ass would be for you alone now. An ass like that needs more cock than you’ve got.
biggestboobguns: You thought your lesbian sister’s partner was also a lesbian, but it turns out she was bisexual. She revealed this to you one day while she was over getting to know since she would be marrying your sister soon. After you’d eaten
jadorececexo:bangbitch: blasianxbri:cyberqween:Husband Pause, his last name’s slay? YO, IF YOU MARRIED THIS MAN Y’ALL WOULD BE MR. AND MRS. SLAY.THE SLAY WOULD BE REAL who is this?! Lordt
coveredcock: ukfuncouple50:My fat fuck pig wife Jane, dressed ready for strangers to fuck her sloppy married pussy and nice tight ass, would you fuck my fat pig wife bare, fill her with your cum for me to eat out of her? I would love to fill her up
It kinda sucked back then cause i can remember going to visit my grandparents and it was like every year someone i grew up with got married, and my grandma especially would be like “Eddie are you gay? If you gay you can tell me i know you Americans
teakettel:asymphonyofspectromagic: animation-s: 30 Seconds - Tokyo Disney Resort If you say that you’ve never wished that you would meet an attractive person in a disney park, spend the rest of the day with them, fall in love, and get married like
mywifecheats: cheatersandcucks: Your wife told you that she wouldn’t have a lot of time to call you while she was away on business for the week. She didn’t tell you that it was because her coworker’s big cock would be pounding her married pussy
Please post !…….would any gay men like to cum all over my face ? Brian 59yo str8 & married…. Follower submitted, thank you. And yes I would!!!
Brian, married…..anyone think I’m sexy dressed ? Who would “do” me ? :)) Follower submitted thank you. I think we all would…
molothoo: iraanthonymua: molothoo: Shit like this gotta stop… First, I would say marry me 😍😂Not only did you cut my sandwich, you gave me some chips to add that crunch. Then, on top of that, you gave me a ice cold soda so I can get a good
neyruto: i just found a loophole in the american judicial system that would make gay marriage possible in all 50 states: if you say “no homo” as you are getting married it doesnt count. once you have obtained the marriage certificate say “yes homo”
makuii9: Reblog if you would like to have this married pussy I would have it all day every day
jakemalik: rneerkat: do you ever wonder what would happen if when you saw a cute stranger you actually started a conversation with them instead of just walking by like what if you were supposed to meet them and get married
sweetescape: streetcornersymphony: dshanoum2646: bounce it That’s an ass you bury your face in all night or for some days. That is the ass of a guy you marry. Once you get a hold of that, who would want to share it.
justaboat: Emma: I would like to see Hermione saving House-elves, you know all over the Wizarding World and I would like to see her happily married to Ron with beautiful children.
trannybrides: blackshemalex.comImagine you are getting married in an hour when you walk in, and catch your bride to be dressing. Would you think it to be bad luck?
herdreadsrock: calisexandswag:prettyboyshyflizzy:mixedpassing:jadorececexo:bangbitch:blasianxbri:cyberqween:HusbandPause, his last name’s slay? YO, IF YOU MARRIED THIS MAN Y’ALL WOULD BE MR. AND MRS. SLAY.THE SLAY WOULD BE REALwho is this?! Lordt
sherlocksmyth: HOW COME YOU GOTTA MARRY SOMEONE AND LIVE WITH THEM AND HAVE BABIES WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BUY A HOUSE WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND JUST EAT PIZZA EVERYDAY AND PLAY GAMES ALL THE TIME IT WOULD BE LIKE A LIFE LONG SLEEPOVER AND YOU DON’T
colleengirlclitty: For married Sissies….Is this you, Sissy…If your wife came home and caught you fucking another Sissy…would you stop or keep fucking in TOTAL Sissy Faggot bliss?You are such the whore!
sissyclaire69: omgbobby46: cummasterxxx: I would love to marry her and get that cock all the time http://omgbobby46.tumblr.com, If you like rebog, if you like check out my Archive, if you like please follow my blog. Thank you. What sissy dosn’t
ttwas: send me things like: would you rathers fuck marry kills top 5s cool storys or facts how your day was describe who your crush is what you want to be when you grow up what you ate for dinner what your favourite song/band/artist is what you’re
madeofwhitebone:“This woman I would like to marry knows many things, but to me she will only tell about things that would never dream of making me cry; and every night, over and over, she will tell me something that begins, “Before you were born”.
jnailer46: swingdc: Live a life you will love…Swing! 💋 Yes indeed being married to a woman like her would be totally fucken awesome and I would absolutely be a very happy man
flozminalways: always-on-fire-for-sara: You deserve so much better than meFlor, you are the best for meIt would be so much easier for you to be with a normal personLook at me. I choose youWill you marry me?Yes, of course(x,x) 😭😭😭
female-animals:Another great fan submission. How many of our fans would like to have This incredibly Stupid Animal at your home? Looks as if this Livestock needs lots of training. What do you think? Personally, we would like to see this married Livestock
