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hacelee: Armin Submerged I have a feeling Eren would release Armin’s body into the sea if he died just before they reached their dream..
absentlyabbie: moonblossom: weirdgirl42world: ddagent: palamate: Or, you know, “woman wears dress”. Daily Mail, what the ever loving fuck. I can’t decide if this is more sexist or more ageist, or just equally both. “Ming-Na Wen slaughters
politicalhexkitten:Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money
punnifullife: Sans wearing sneakers is really cute and fits him, but he would definitely be too lazy to tie them and would just end up having to be careful when walking, but probably be too lazy to BE careful and end up tripping a lot. bonus:
melissasdirtydiary: When I found out my daughter’s best friend had the same setup with her father, we started scheduling get-togethers. Sometimes we would just go at it but normally we would take turns with each other’s daughters and of course enjoying
g-entiana: “Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone - fucking except for you! So don’t tell me I would be safer with somebody else, because the truth is I would just be more scared.”
greg69sheryl: Everyone would be happier if they would just add anal sex to their sexual repertoires.
erikaloveless: littlebusty: With the New Year right around the corner I had my head held high, thinking I would have a fresh start. Little did I know that things would just be getting worse. Instead of looking forward to making new friends, I’m
loghains: last night I dreamt that there was like a new meme/slang and it was ‘bode’ as in like bodacious so like ppl would zoom in on pics of rlly fat cats and it would just say ‘BODE’
perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell
basiliskblackberry: aerophonophiliac: nostopdasgay: thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr
michaeljcaboosie: queen—historia: during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please
politicalhexkitten: Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money
you-only-liberate-once: my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her
officetimeduty: daddyswhore: Dad always got really stressed before a meeting, which is why he hired me as his secretary. He would just call me in before his meeting and I would make his stress melt away. Plus he always had something to look forward
subblackgurl: My sisters BF says Black women should be banned from wearing clothes, it would help them remember they are white mens sex toys. Can you imagine it?Stared at, Men would just unzip their pants; “Suck it Nigger” and you; knowing what you
I wish I was an abuse boyfriend, because then I would never have to worry about being singleShe would just keep coming back
dirtykarissa: I wish she would just open her mouth and drink I would open my mouth and drink to be sure. Thanks for the submission. I love it.
transtristan: The guy in the picture is Aydian Dowling and he is trans. He’s in a competition to be on the cover of Men’s Health, and it would just be amazing if he won. Not only does he deserve it, but it would be HUGE for a transgender man to be
safesketchys: collectivecreaux: Some points to remember as an artist who is getting harassed over content: The Harasser probably isn’t an artist, otherwise they would just make the content they wanted to see, and would understand art and artists enough
My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this
2gagthefag: gaywhitebtm4blackcocksonly: Would love some cum in my eyes right now. I would just open wide and receive it in then rub it in good. Follow gag the fag SIRhttp://2gagthefag.tumblr.com gagthefag@yahoo.com
How much sex would you need to have to actually lose weight. Because that’s the only form of exercise I would ever consider doing
uncledan666: britgirlsaloud: gmcq66: sioxjayrealdeal: Come get me boys x damn sexy view, I would just rip a hole and fuck your hot pussy 😁😍 This whore needs to be fucked daily Daddy would rape your ass till your crying
1innea: emohighschoolstudent: 1innea: Hey guys think if all girls would give you blowjobs and have sex with you and stop right before you came do you know how shitty that would be because that’s what you do to us 90% of the time step up your fucking
intense-wizardy: pizzaforpresident: I would take a bullet for garlic bread who would shoot a garlic bread
gaydream-believer: shotguntork: I would like to know why Tinky Winky is considered a national icon I would like to know why you think Tinky Winky shouldn’t be considered a national icon
thereichebachfall: more-of-a-book-girl: dutchster: you know what would suck? being at a rave and trying to find your friend called molly Why would that suck? protect this sweet child at all costs
poopflow: grouchostalin: mackle cera this is the worst photo ever why does this exist its going to be burned into my retinas until the day i die i wish i would have never signed up for this fuckign website so i would never have seen this goddamn image
izzybearstradlin: I really wish if a food-fight would’ve started between PJ and Ticketmaster! That would have been so cool! Eddie speaking during the 1995 Rock N Roll Hall of Fame ceremony
johndarnielle: saladinahmed: So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter) if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely
the-vedder-effect: I used to think of Andy all the time. Especially when the band got bigger. I used to think ‘He would have loved to play this place, he would have loved to play this place.. He’d love to play the Garden’…
ben-c: ifbuteverythought: vinebox: My typical school day As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
life-at-taco-bell: You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
revengeofnemo: If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible. So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed
thethoughtsofskylight: lacigreen: 90s info brochures are generally painfully corny but this one is perty on point This would be the only thing in recorded history that I would take seriously while printed in Comic Sans.
deonte-s: if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
bucky-barnes-booty: lasttostrike: Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY THIS IS EVIL
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
hotelxnyc:andrewbelami: Pete Wentz literally would not exist if it weren’t for Joe Bidenhis parents met while working on Joe’s campaignFall Out Boy would not exist if it weren’t for Joe BidenJoe Biden allowed Fall Out Boy to exist thanks joe biden
sixpenceee: wouldisurviveanuke.com is an interactive google map that shows if you would survive a nuclear bomb or not if it was dropped into the nearest city to you. It shows what would happen to you depending on the type of bomb dropped.
frusciantation: “In 7th grade I would walk into music stores and everybody would think I was an amazing guy ‘cause I was about this tall and I could play all these Hendrix songs.”
smokymountainchey: cursedkennedy:if u kissed pepe would he turn into a sad prince Pepe would turn into drake
slaythedylan:I wish Big Hero 6 would get as big as Frozen because then I would get to see a bunch of small children singing Fall Out Boy.
cobrall: i’m so glad you can’t get tattoos until you’re 18 i would’ve totally gotten that anti-possession tattoo from supernatural when i was 14 and then everyone who saw my tiddies would have to hear about a shit fandom
i-ran-over-oprah: i-ran-over-oprah:Hi, my friend is dying of AML leukemia and she really needs a marrow transplant and soon. Would you be willing to signal boost so people get tested? They would have to be 18 and a simple cheek swab can determine whether
breathtakingqueens: The women that inspire me are the ones who have careers and children; why would I want to limit myself? I’ve always wanted to have children, and I would never give up that experience for a career. I want to have it all. - Jennifer
Apparently it’s a thing to let your dog go loose on post here?? Why the hell would you do that, your dog nearly got fucking hit. First the two big dogs that ran at my puppy, then this little rat of a dog is just wandering around barking at other
accio-shitpost: fred weasley would just eat a whole chilli raw on a dare george weasley would immediately summon a carolina reaper, the hottest chilli ever, and start munching on that bad boy But now we must ask the real questions. Like whether a flame
nostopdasgay: thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
aardvarks-on-a-stick: samflynn: brandnewswastikas: I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone or something and the other person could hear you and they would just
