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sniffing: honestly if i died my family would be FUCKED because i’m the only one that knows the wifi password and has bothered to remember it so they should really be more grateful
c-bassmeow: theatomscombined: solitaryfossil: c-bassmeow: c-bassmeow: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 😂😂😂😫 THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY WOULD BE MORE FUNNY BUT WE ARE ALL PROBABLY GOING TO DIE LMAOO OMG is this… real? cos… I can’t tell
peggingandplugs: alternativemalepleasures: I admit I have a weakness for Asian girls. Asa Akira is one of the sexiest Asian girls in porn. So if she offered to trade anal sessions meaning I could fuck her ass if she fucked mine, then yes I would be
illalwayslovesherlock: Imagine How boring it would be to wait 2 or 3 years for a new season of Sherlock if our fandom wasn’t so fucking insane We’d all sort of just be like Instead of like
ohlookonedirectionsmut: have you ever read so much gay fanfiction that you just question how guys can even be straight like fuck if i was a guy i would be the biggest cock slut in the entire country
thelastalespian: So I made a vibe video :D I kind of forgot how fun it is to fuck myself lol. I need to start doing this more often : 3 A note, I do suck at making videos x.x So if anyone wants to help me out with positions and what not that would be
masterlovehurts: Chloe almost never actually made it to the Goth Club on weekends after the Sexual Service Act passed. It wasn’t from lack of trying, it was just that she’d be stopped and fucked so many times on the way, that the club would be closed
cosmicgoddess-x: ANGRY AS FUCK TODAY. CUCK COMPLETELY FUCKED UP TODAY. IM SO ANGRY I CANT EVEN TOLERATE TALKING TO HIM TODAY. his speaking privileges have been revoked. his sitting privileges would be too, by way of beating his ass to a bloody pulp,
hopelesslydevotedsuggestions: if you were a vine, which vine would you be? add yours in the tags!
mommakaye0215: Since my booty seems to be so well loved! I would so much loved to take your big beautiful ass and give it a good hard fucking that it needs and deserves !!!
Why? ? would you go to an area hit so hard by the Ebola crisis right now knowing you’re probably going to get Ebola and likely won’t have any good health care while you’re there and you will be endangering people? Why? Please explain
stealthr84: nyboertjie: rednecktagz: What the fuck, I must be using the wrong Angies List…. I never had a fuckin carpenter or handy contractor look like that….. if that was the case, I would be tearing down my house, so that I could fuckin invite
starkinglyhandsome: gallowstyphoon: idiaz: New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.” WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK have u read fahrenheit
iguanamouth: snazzapplesweet: so yeah you know that post iguanamouth made of unusual dragon hoards (which you should look at if you haven’t seen it cause its hype as fuck). I thought it would be fun to do one.so yeh hoard of dice. Cause i like dice
I’ve been so disoriented today and have been fucking up all night at work tonight. Ugh. Every fuck up can equal a pissed off person and it would be all my fault.
disgustinganimals: pizzacatsandboobs: kaible: This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for
I’m just so fucking lonely and can’t help but think things would be different if I had spent that one night with you instead of being a dick.
mfuuuckyeeeaaah:So fucking horny. Someone com fuck me hard please I would, but i’m too tired right now. But i’ll be ready for you in the morning sweetie.
bordmilf: kicknrox03: 04041944:forever-dirty-minded: This…. with you would be fucking perfect right now! Mia Malkova So so perfectly perfect! Unf!!💋
daddyandbabybug: daddyslittlepiglet: I wish Daddy would be a little bit rougher with me sometimes. He spanks me hard and fucks me harder, but he’s still so scared to hurt me. So is my Daddy. I think it’s a little sweet.
fillyouwithbabies: sperminthedeep: impregnationfreak: Yes. So much yes. That night would be spent in bed, fucking and filling well into dawn. So true. Extremely true
pixelzombe: Imagine Mink taking Aoba to a carnival and winning him a huge stuffed animal by breaking the test your strength game.
koujakitsune: mizuki x kou sounds really fucking cute though?? i just had a thought omg what if kouao end though and mizuki/kou comes out to them and they celebrate and lots of double dates happen and ahhhhh this ship is so cute i’m falling
theappleppielifestyle: hot mess otp aus pt. 3:‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’
hungbuckga: pigotterpnp: I love getting fucked by a hot guy and huge dick like that so when he pounds it hard he reaches and kiss me as if he would be excuses him to be a total domn top. But feeling a hard cock go deep and feel his chest near mine
robinhorny: boi4daddyscock: Daddy kept him fucking for hours and Little George kept whimpering. It would be few more hours of fucking until he loves it 😈🍆🍑 BISHOP ANGUS SÓ FODE PRA ARROMBAR!🏳️🌈Você está no tumblr do Robin Horny.
l0stkeys: plumtacular: What I would give to fuck that! those heels are so fucking cute! Give me a girlfriend like this!!! need that outfit and boobs, yep leather skirt needs to be bought :)
dallastxfreeballer: badboyw25: Trainer fuck. LISTEN what the muscle daddy told to his cunt boy. Fuck!! This has my cock so hard and the only thing that could make it harder would be for Dad to slip that condom off.
talesofthealpha: Some dudes think having a massive cock like mine would be awesome, but I’m here to you brothers it’s such a burden. There’s so many people who want to be fucked by me, men and women, but I’m just one man. I need to sleep sometime.
asianato: Sometimes when you cum so hard that you need to trace where did the cum go so that you can clean the mess up.. P/S: would be gone for a few weeks to prepare for finals as I’m still a (fucking horny) uni student after all lol. I’ll reply
lolo1814: I miss your Sunday swap requests Ana it turns us on so much to know you want to see my fat hard chick and I just fuck the wife so hard. She wants to watch me make you squirt all over the bed like this. I would be happy to fulfill her request
thecorporal45954486: geychou: and you know levi would probably have some lameass fucking url like he tried to make it ‘thecorporal’ but it was already taken so it offered a suggestion with all random numbers at the end so he’s ‘thecorporal45954486’
wickedvegas2point0: WickedVegas A HOT Stud to fuck me PLUS a tip!!! I NEED and WANT friends like that! Hubby says I am such a GREAT fuck I should rent myself out so Sign me up!!! Of course dinner and shopping would be nice too!!! Maybe
maidangela: When your roommate told you that he wouldnt be around tonight because he had ‘found him a hot little piece of ass to fuck’. You thought he would be gone all weekend. So right after he left you started dressing up. After getting dolled
boz301: thegirlcrushing: Submitted by http://samia4eva.tumblr.com/ So…..girlcrushing is closed for the next hour, I’ll be in my bunk. This chick is so fucking hott I would eat her pussy forever until she was screaming for more!!
your-fucking-spine: myassholesarefriends: missartiste: theyfuckedkenny: The last line oh my god I’m crying right now, is this true. because if it is, i’m crying. if it’s not, i’ll be so pissed. so god damn pissed that someone would write
Holy fucking shit I’m so done with trying to see obgyn off post. Never thought it would be such a fucking mess. My appointment is in 2 days and they’re just now calling to tell me my doctor is getting surgery on himself done. They offered
blogwbass: peggingisforlovers:Why yes, in fact I would love to bend over for a little pegging in the woods. oh i love to be fucked outdoors it be so hot
nefric:Grandpa always enjoys fucking me outside. Its kinda fun being so naughty outside where anyone might stop by and see us. Just wish Grandpa would take off his shoes and those dark socks when he fucks me.
black–lamb: browngirlblues: black—lamb: I want to be on the real world so I can fuck girls. And offend white people Let’s audition together Girrrrrl I would have so many death threats and STDS 😂😂😂😂😂😂 AHHHHH 😂😂😂😂I’d
silverhawk: silverhawk: every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big that any other rabbit breed would look puny
lovebeinghercpb: sharing-husband: So fucking hot … I think I would def enjoy doing this,…all of it… Submissive Cuckold Panty Boy must be trained to serve & worship his Sexy FemDom Hot Mistress Wife’s sweet tasting freshly fucked cum filled
agreekdoctor: fyeahbmann0413: stevita: autumngracy: gdchans: foreverzynab: Zynth Tahda. My baby’s name would be fucking ‘Tahda.’ Sarna Minao. My kid is named Minao apparently. Llola. So if I were to take off that first L, it’ll be
It would be great if my depression™ wasn’t flaring up so much on the eve of my birthday. I have had this many bad thoughts in months. I was doing so fucking good over the summer. Now my chest hurts and I feel like I’m about about to
tnboy24: redetoeatpussy:03.07.5 - Looks like something I would enjoy … Which one do you want to be ???? Love….fucking your mouth baby. Just keep your lips on it &…..FUCK baby! You make mommy feel SO good!
iwatchher: Him- “Ohhh fuck babe…he really came a lot inside you!”Her- “Yes baby, I told you he would. He actually fucked me twice in about 30 minutes and I intentionally didn’t clean up so I’d be all full for you when I got home. Do I taste
sexual-haze: I had finally persuaded Daddy to fuck my young, little cunt. It seems he could’ve stop himself, especially since my mom hasn’t been giving him any. So when I knew she would be coming home early, I made sure to leave the door open so
juegoshumedos: pssheart:So fucking horny this morning and so needing it in my ass!!! Pussy and mouth would be nice too!!!😘😘😘 Anyone for a drink?!!!😋😋😋 Buen chorrete con un trabajo anal…
jackiefucher: cocksuckingcuckhold: Yes Mistress Actually, I have kind of the same fantasy, except in mine, so many guys fuck me, I’d have no ideal who the ‘daddy’ would be. I’d most likely pick the one who fucked the longest and hardest with
themadhatter-steacup: we-show-them-sky: all i can think is how stressed out i would be if i was the doctor’s companion “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE GODDAMN TARDIS” “THIS ISN’T FUCKING GREECE” “STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC YOU LITTLE TWAT”
sandraugiga: filleretive: WAIT Y’ALL.This gif was from the official CW SPN account. As in. Someone on the PR team knew that this would be one we’d want to instantly be able to reblog. I fucking KNOW! That is what is so great about it. They also
mzminola: The most direct legislative actions to deal with the fucking secret police being deployed right now (including ICE) would be to repeal the Patriot Act. So when you’re contacting your reps about this shit, that is an actionable demand. Repeal
pleasingprey: I can’t imagine how exhausted and sensitive I would be after being forced to take this for hours…it sounds so fucking hot though…
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
