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the-eyes-of-pandora: like i said, would be a kick ass anime O3O!!!!! I would totally watch this. This game was awesome.
slut-problems: I didn’t think that it would be like this. I had pictured something different in my head, something a little more romantic, something a little more civil. What I got was something different, something I wasn’t expecting. They gave
Probably offensive and stupid as always but if this body would be like half its weight it would at least look less disgusting even for being a male body.
Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt
She promptly contacted Vidalia to say that resuming her modeling work would be “like a dream”
I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it
I debated if I should post these here or not. Please forgive if it isn’t your kind of thing! ;_;It’s from an 18 yuri comic story I’ll probably never end up drawing, but I wanted to see what it would be like. (/ω＼)
if Lion and Garnet fused, this is what it would look like
charlesoberonn: I like the idea of Jasper becoming a Crystal Gem because Steven is Pink Diamond but she’s not really redeemed, she just switched sides.Steven could say one day “I hate Kevin so much, I wish he was dead!” and everyone would be like “No,
I really hope the magic of su comes back for me soon, these hiatuses really do a number on even the most hardcore fans. Also who thought it would be a good idea to air the new eps on christmas and new years
awgaskarth: my dog: *does absolutely nothing* me: this dog. This dog is the greatest dog. If all dogs were ruled by one alpha dog it would be this dog. This dog should win an award. I love this dog
“Being too scared to even try it—that’s just a waste. I can say I made a lot of mistakes, but I don’t regret things. Because at least I didn’t spend a life standing outside, wondering what living would be like.” ~ Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby
I want to hit the lottery because I think it would be fun to buy everything on everyone’s wish lists. Well, everyone that I like anyway.
I dont wanna be a Shadowhunter because I’d be a badass warrior girl. I want to be a Shadowhunter because I want to use runes and have a parabatai.
i want to go to hollywood and find vince vaughn and just like… convince him to live in a dumpster with me.
would anyone be into doing a commission of reid in a zazzle poetry gender-related sweatshirt? because I have a need.
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
sleepnaught:So i’m thinking pet sandshew would be basically a strange dog and instead of clawing things he just tunnels though all your shit.
grimesgallagher: farewell degrassi tng meme [1/10 relationships]: Manny Santos & Jay Hogart “You’re my fiance and my soulmate. Losing you would be like amputating a leg. So whatever my issues, I will get over them for you. I will do anything
radariant: for your consideration: @theadventurezone AU where the reclaimers are Magic Brian, Jenkins and Maarvey. Magic B just goes around collecting reluctant would-be villains like Pokemon & THB still exist they’re just adventurers who are rude
Sorry I know this is kinda pathetic of me but if you consider me a friend or would be happy to just talk to me could you respond or like this post.Nothing is really wrong I just keep struggling to tell myself that I’m not alone right now, it happens
mrv3000: I still say they should have had Doctor Who’s Next Doctor. Where 20 contestant/actors have to live in a house together and do crazy shit like hit on John Barrowman for points. Judging would be a panel of ex-Doctors where David Tennant would
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
tinyconfusion: badwolfxoncomingstorm: Let’s be real, Tentoo would be the needy one in the relationship. He needs to hug Rose after a hard day, he needs to kiss her for at least two full minutes before they go to bed each night, and he definitely needs
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
mcmaishwrites: sswincestiel: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
That post that’s going around that says something like “I wish puberty took you to a character creation screen // Do you realize how many people would be dragons” frustrates me because it implies there are games where you can play as
kilifish: linguistic gems #2 ; w;)/ click for translations 2 english (i can do french/spanish too if anyone wants it) I feel like pearl would be so dedicated to learning new languages she would study even on missions! Which the other gems would feel…
My brother had a shirt that says “a day without fusion is like a day without sunshine” which is a science joke but I feel like Garnet would really like to have that shirt too
faize: do you ever sit and fantasize about what it would be like if you were a great artist and imagine all the cute art of your otp you would draw
gauntlethair: if i were a pokemon my name would be ugh because that’s like all i say anyway
bringmethehomos: I feel like if the devil ever wanted somewhere to hide he could just go on tumblr and no one would suspect a thingI mean he could be all like “I am the Dark Lord Satan” and someone else would just be like “yeah me too high five
chidoree: if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m
extraterrestriallester: which part of your otp says “if you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion and which part tells the other “you know a dandelion is a weed, right”
z0mbiraptor: I had a dream that my friends and I were sharing ideas of how we thought our favorite starters would look like. I was drawing them and they all liked it. I had to draw them and make it look exactly like in my dream. Anyway, this is how I
1-800-ghoulster: majortvjunkie:its posts like these that keep me believin in true love ok well i love you
fierceawakening: 98khj: 98khj: Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when
micma: hey…if i streamed a game…..would you like…..would you watch
boptacular: Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her
laurennohill: king-nefertiti: rebelliousrebe: kauaii94: goldenpoc: pussylipgloss: billiehollibae: nigeah: he gotta be like 6'8 easily… he’s practically touchin the top. I feel like his dick would practically slap my forehead if I was standing
perspectave: i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably
science people help: you know how the feeling of love is basically just chemicals in your brain? what if you made a machine that makes your brain have those chemicals, would you eventually start feeling in love with the machine even when it wasn’t
I could literally get a message like ‘I want to fuk your face in you bitch’ and I would reply ‘fuck*’ and people would be like HOW DARE YOU, MAYBE HE DIDNT LEARN HOW TO SPELL AS A BABY. YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND OFFENSIVE. like can you please
sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone
Reblog this and write in the tags what your Pokemon occupation would be ! ex : ranger, coordinator, gym leader, kalos queen, etc.
Trying the Aqua Brush!I really liked the result, i never thought it would be like that! It wasn’t a waste of money, good thing
There’s this girl in one of my classes that would be like the /perfect/ smoke&hookup buddy; the way she dresses, the way she looks, a cute face and a flawless body. Evidently though she’s a sophomore in high school… so she’s what, 16 at most?
urhighnessbitch:It’d be alright if l tied you to my bed, right? If l made you be at my mercy, no matter what? There would be so many fun things to do to you, l wouldn’t want you to get away before l can try them all
thought it was leeches at first glance, some things shouldn’t be made black and white :/
jen-iii: I wonder what it would be like if I ever met hana, like would she go on her tippy toes to try to be my height? She probably would, actual Weiss Schnee all the way, except ya’know nicer.. I drew it..
Look guys, I think the GTA au with Steven Universe would be kinda cool, but over all I’m not really for it. I really don’t wanna imagine Steven in that kinda of setting ya know? I would appreciate it if I didn’t get any more questions regarding
Things that always freak me out when I think about: people trying to take Marinette’s miraculous like oh my fucking god they’re trying to rip her goddamn earrings out can you IMAGINE how PAINFUL that would be???
anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
weiss cutting her hair short for whatever reason would make me a little sad, but i would be 100% ok if blake decided to cut her hair short. she could pull it off no problem
hey random ask memesend me a show/game/etc and ill tell u three ships i like from it
Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you
my-sins-remembered: just-shower-thoughts: A true sadist would be really nice to a masochist. A true masochist would love the cruelty of that kindness. Everyone needs to please stop reblogging OP they’re super transphobic and racist and it comes out
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