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ltleicam: a-sassy-buddhist: mo-choi: keepin-it-snowy: idkiloveyou: sallyandjackforever: sequin-veins: voxamberlynn: I would fucking die. Oh my god I’d be locked in the bathroom crying. I would just move, fuck that everybody get their lighters
marxvx: can you imagine if this guy knew that 141 years in the future almost a century after he died his joke would be shared throughout the world with technology that would have been totally unimaginable to him during his own lifetime and in slang terms
the-absolute-funniest-posts: blameitonalex: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE,
moraniarty: crazyincongregations: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED
ask-mirajane-strauss: Mira would be that one character that, even with the anime mom hair of death, would never die.
emilythesmelly: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
marxvx:can you imagine if this guy knew that 141 years in the future almost a century after he died his joke would be shared throughout the world with technology that would have been totally unimaginable to him during his own lifetime and in slang terms
cleopatrey: cammarter: 4gifs: Zombie prank with amputee. [video] yo i would probably die right on the spot shit would be in my underwear
slayshana: marxvx: can you imagine if this guy knew that 141 years in the future almost a century after he died his joke would be shared throughout the world with technology that would have been totally unimaginable to him during his own lifetime and
clovehardwood: If I had my way, this would be the last thing I would see before I die.
vip-confessions: I would die if BigBang collaborated with BlockB. It would be the best collaboration in kpop history. No joke.
chantersboard: I wish I could call tumblr. Like when I’m full of feels I could pick up the phone and dying whale into it and someone would velociraptor screech back and everything would be okay.
apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!
kaydeeshay: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE,
The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED
bullypornfreak: You told your mom moving into the bad part of town would be a good idea, that it would save you both money ever since your dad died. Turned out you both did save more money, but you got bullied and bruised more and more, and your mommy
l8terloser: basicallyshit: emptydolly: niggha: i love how excited she is to see her fans omg can you image if she did that with me i would die of happiness it would be a dream come true i love you lana that’s so cute aw lana i need to meet her.
moon-a-lisa: l8terloser: basicallyshit: emptydolly: niggha: i love how excited she is to see her fans omg can you image if she did that with me i would die of happiness it would be a dream come true i love you lana that’s so cute aw lana i
jars0fhearts: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!
jaguargoddess: emilythesmelly: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12
10knotes: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE,
Topshop! Why are you doing this to me??? £200!?!?! I want this even though i keep thinking of the poor birds who died for it and how i would probably LOOK like a bird wearing it and how i would be too scared to wear it out and it’s out of stock
Is it odd that i wouldn't mind if a meteorite hit the earth and destroyed it? Atleast then nobody would be sad when you died, you wouldn't mind, you wouldn't know, nobody would.
sixpenceee: When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn its death by shaving off their eyebrows. The cat would be mummified, wrapped in fine linen and buried along with jewelry with tiny mummies of mice. Huge cemeteries
theunicornkittenkween: tych0: imagineyouricon: Imagine a miniature version of your icon riding around in your pocket and giving you good advice. AHAHAHAHADAFHKDGSDAHAGFJLL MY GLOB IT WOULD BE BABY! EEEK! But then he would die. ;-;
illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend.
classically-lit-memes4u:I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world
sweet-yet-kinky: daddyjspwincess: itsallprimal: Music in my household are the moans that echo throughout, You make such sweet melodies my slut. I would probably die of orgasms….seems like it would be exhausting It is
juunshi: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” not-xdanimalx: “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S
mjepino: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE,
queenshulamit: marxvx: can you imagine if this guy knew that 141 years in the future almost a century after he died his joke would be shared throughout the world with technology that would have been totally unimaginable to him during his own lifetime
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