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andreasummers45: Ladies send me submissions! http://goood-times.tumblr.com/submit Another fantastic set of selfies! Â Because if you saw her wearing that green dress you would be DYING to know what her tits looked like underneath! Â And these babies
If she was my wife, I would be dying to know how many different guys she’s fucked. In particular what their favorite position was.Â
#HE JUMPS JESUS CHRIST HE JUMPS YOU LITTLE DEVIL OF CUDDLY BEAR IDK I DON’T KNOW #IM GONNA DIE HE BOUNCES #ACTUAL WEREWOLF MADE OF SUNSHINE SCOTT MCCALL
foodchewer: fucking hell True hell would be dying, going to hell and just falling towards that pizza and you think you’re gonna land and be able to eat pizza for eternity but you’re stuck watching it forever, falling endlessly.
blinded, I would be a lot of fun
Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt
mmmm i know its dumb and unlikely, but monos being paired together for a majority of a volume like sun/blake were or a small string of episodes like weiss/yang? i’d die
techyvegan: dinuguan: not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet
randompersonsposts: manslator: phoenix-wright-against-bullshit: fandomsandfeminism: phoenix-wright-against-bullshit: fandomsandfeminism: Our feelings do not have to be strategic in order to be valid. Yes but evidence and facts would be greatly
I used to find people that denied the holocaust some of the most stupid ignorant people on earth, there was absolutely no reason someone would make up 6,000,000 people dying, what would be the point, the motive? Now I know.Who would benefit from something
dvdp: 160314 verI just realized how much better the insta version of 160314 works because of the joints. so now I’ve made a gif-version as well. enjoy This would be a good way to learn to eat pussy.
79vlv: I bet if we call for “ISIS” to do this just like he called russia to hack we would be charged with treason and he would still be running as your president smfh! I could care less of this pawn tho that’s all he is. The blood looks fake,
(After writing this letter I remembered you telling me not to be so blunt in my emails and all the red flags my words set off and I almost went back to take them out but felt it would take away from the heart of the speech and I would be talking to you
–One side of a bad conversation–-If only one had moved out it would be ok, but two moved out without so things are bad very bad. It will be impossible for me to find 2 roommates in 9 days I’ve been crying because it so
Assfrog-d If I was antisumptanic would I post things in the Jewish subreddit? No I would be posting things in the Nazi one I guess?
That would be neat is “she” answered.
Then keep doing it every monday through friday until i die, okay?
spitfem:just want to be fucked really roughly by one dom while another gives me kisses the whole time and tells me how good i am and that they’ll be taking care of me since i’m too dumb to do it myself
myungsoo-kdreams: Woohyun’s abs. (•⊙ω⊙•) Fucking shit… I had to send you to bed… I’m going to just… yeah…
iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
wakor: kiilbrain: wakor: An adult man with an uncontrollable attraction to adult women who finds it hard not to act on his desires to jerk off to and/or grope them – or talk about it openly – would be called a creep and a rapist, and wouldn’t
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
Ugh it would be very easy to die now. My body is already in my hometown, along with my cat, so she’d be taken care of. No one would have to notify my parents. But the reality of dying would be ok for me and unspeakably awful for everyone else. Like
bookstofilms: ‘To be parted from your house, your father’s house— it oughtn’t be allowed! It is worse than dying! I would rather die. Oh, poor girls! Can what they call civilization be right, if one mayn’t die in the room where they were born?’
akumastrife:iamfitzwilliamdarcy: i bet james potter would have sobbed for hours after putting little 11 year old harry on the hogwarts express for the first time #james potter would be such a weeper pass it on #lily tries for a couple of hours to calm
weekends have meant nothing to me since i joined the workforce, i am as tired on Sunday as i would be on Monday.
hvit-ravn: i know that isn’t possible, but if fili and kili don’t… (i can’t say it!) but if… i think that if fili had a son, he would name him ‘thorin’
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
Face-Off starts up again next week and I’m thinking about doing a weekly character design project based on the prompt for each week (rolling a die or something for the specifics) I’ve been wanting to try doing this since I started watching
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: I know it’ll probably never happen, but I wish Origins and DA2 would get and HD port for the PS4. DA2’s my favourite but setting up my PS3 is a hassle and I never feel like doing it.
Saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
cokelineforjesus:I don’t agree with 16&17 mainly bc I hate feet and that would be fucking hilarious.
notebooksandlaptops:Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that
gogh-save-the-bees: 🌳🌿🍃🍀🍁🌳“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.”~
pazunoart: I saw this headcannon while searching the eruri tag and then this messy drawing came out. I would have finished it properly if I hadn’t feeling so freakin’ lazy today.
if one were to say guro, what would be the first pairing u think of?
blacksteelgajeel: novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse but rather than go on some journey
catyuy: adampascalfan: We can debate the best way to handle Cory’s death and Finn’s abscence from the show. Everyone right now is in different places and that’s cool. But if the show does decide to have Finn die….I think the most fitting
dying-human: oh boy if I accidentally died it would be so cool
Fuck it, gonna eat anyway and hope I don’t die- not that dying would be too awful
sinpie: ticklemeviking: sinpie: I have cramps so bad right now and I just lies down and cries ME TOO BBY IM DYING mattie hold me Mutual crying CURLED UP IN A BALL!!!!
First Beyonce, now Drake. who's going to be next??
die-with-your-b00ts-on: moosemarine: And if it wasn’t for us the French would be speaking German, twice over. I think we paid them back for 1776 in WWI. WWII is on the books as a debt they owe us now. Same goes for the English too. They owe us for
callipygianology: callipygianology: solarpunkprincess: brightblackbird: callipygianology: glumshoe: Cemetery forests would be great, if you could get them to work out ecologically. Not only would you have healthy, sustainable burials with physical
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The Germans aren’t allowed to stand up for themselves because that would be a hate crime, it is illegal to “bully” anyone there lol, the Germans can’t even complain or speak up about it because that would be hate speech.
Peace in The Middle East look at that! Do you think there would be peace in Hillary Clinton would have won, is queers pooping and jacking it in women’s public restrooms is more important than world peace?
RACISM! Each race is unique, they shouldn’t be all mixed into one :-( the world would be such a dull place.
Would really be a sad thing if I were to die. Really would be a sad having a chance to be born cis. Sounds like a really bad thing. Yeah definitely worse than living like this. Can’t see how it would be a bad thing. I wish I could live a completely
yes-harder-sir:Awh you’re all embarrassed that you’re so easily turned on/flustered by me simply talking to you and being vaguely sexual? How cute it would be a shame If I drove the point home by going into a little more detail on where I’d run
marasartstuff: C’mon, I can’t be the only one who wanted/thought this
caliverable: dashingicecream: does anyone wanna give me some shoni doodle ideas cause I wanna draw them but like doing what? lololol it would be much appreciated c’: ok your reply thing isnt there so i think you should draw them in this pose
If I walked into a room and saw this, I would think I had died and gone to heaven.
