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My big sister has been trying to fuck me all week ever since she found out about my crush. I told her it would be wrong. But she’s getting creative and it’s getting really difficult.
“What? No! God no, big brother! I don’t have a crush on you. Where did you get that idea? No no, I just want to suck your dick. I think you’re so hot and I dunno, I feel like I would be honored or whatever to be one of the girls who
faggotboy22:straightrealmen:Gorgeous daddy hunk Christopher meloni naked would be his slave in a heart beat !  My celebrity man crush from a very young age, and still hot to this day! Fuckin’ Christopher Meloni
“I read other people sharing their first crushes / turn-ons and I wanted to share mine! I remember being about 8 or 9 and watching a show called “Mystery Hunters”, in which two teenage presenters would travel around the world to investigate
mistress-mary: Look how happy she is… I would be too with a stimulation free orgasm from a man whose balls are being crushed She owns his body, mind and soul
I grab you by your hair, and throw you to the floor. “You’ve been a bad girl and you need to be punished. Now lie on your back.” You do as you’re told, knowing that disobeying me now would be worse than what you did before. I stand over you
minx-quaintrelle: Girl Crush - Kaya Scodelario Who else thinks she would be great in bed? Yes, i would love to sleep with her. I think the sex would be amazing.
darkdrifteruk: sigmareblog: pkslider: someone just posted this on facebookcar memes are so out of my league I take offense to being compared to a Vortec, and even greater offense at the concept that anyone I’d have a crush on would be comparable
I wish there really was a species of ‘little men’ like this. Of course you’re ALL little in My eyes, but having truly little creatures like this scurrying around, desperately running for their lives, would be so entertaining. That lovel
tester1001me: 4th year college.My friend’s girlfriend had this crush on her boss. It was humiliating for him when she would bring her boss over to their place. Sometimes I would be at their apartment watching T.V. when she would bring her boss over
mickeyandminnie: riffraffstreetratt: whatdisneyteachme: What would be your favorite teacher? Why? THIS IS EPIC. I DIG EVERYONE AND MY TEACHER CRUSH WOULD BE BELLE BY FAR. Well…and Jane. BASIL WOULD BE SO BAMF Of course the nurse is always a creepy
Her ass drove me insane with lust although I knew I would only be allowed to kiss and lick it.Her heels drove me insane with fear. I knew they would be pumping my ass and crushing my balls if I did not please her.
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Not exaggerating or being facetious here, but she’s easily in the top three most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life. If I wasn’t asexual towards real people I would be crushing hella hard, just like the other dudes on this 8ch forum entirely
mistress-mary: Look how happy she is… I would be too with a stimulation free orgasm from a man whose balls are being crushed
Some might argue. But to Me it’s abundantly clear what the designer had in mind. Beauty, power, efficiency, durability. T'would be a shame to simply wear them…when they’re clearly meant for so soooo much more! And I do love bringing
mlp-shipping-challenge: ScootaLuna! I think this would be more of a sisterly relationship, but it could be cute if it was romantic, though it would probably just be Scootaloo having a crush on Luna. NSFW is allowed, but age-ups required! Picture found
Irina Shaky - Hercules Photo Shoot London. ♥ OMG. Sex face! If I could just look like this and make a face like that! Things would be so wild! ♥
slbtumblng: quiixotical: Having legitimate crushes on a fictional character What would be the point of life if you don’t? dem feels~
mlp-shipping-challenge: mlp-shipping-challenge: ScootaLuna! I think this would be more of a sisterly relationship, but it could be cute if it was romantic, though it would probably just be Scootaloo having a crush on Luna. NSFW is allowed, but age-ups
savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to your post: I tried to list my… a modern au where kili has a crush on his professor, bilbo, and WILL NOT STOP TEXTING FILI ABOUT HIM And you KNOW Kili would be the one that would go overboard about
kaciart: Bofur - Babysitter extraordinaire. Tells them scary stories that they enjoy at the time but then Dis and Thorin have to deal with the night terror in the following week. I also think Kili would have a bb!crush on Dwalin and Fili’s would be
y’know, its rather disturbing that that ship specifically had a monitor to watch a chamber that seemed to have no other purpose than to watch Gems get crushed to death. With sound.
kinikxluna: woops! before i forget: ATShipWeek Day 6! Fave Crossover Couple Cos I mean, PB being a wise pink-haired princess of power? how could Pearl resist
smurflewis: gaysfinest: Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love. My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would
cocainegang: thatgiirlyouhate: BAM boobie gifs. thanks guys :) for being amazing If I were a guy I would soo be crushing over her lol…
iamtdiamond: Catwoman Is Probably One Of My Top Comic Universe Women Crushes. I Love How She’s Never Been Really A Good Or An Evil Person, She Always Seemed In Between As Any Human With A Heart Would Be. I Really Wish DC Would Go Ahead And Complete
eqqlo: I can’t help myself uwu)/**** Mavis x Zeref for the win. Sorry I just have a BIG crush with this pairing, IDK, I think they would look so cute together TuT (he would be a pervert inside him muajajaja)
mrdaddyfox: fifi-fox: sizzleshorts: commiekinkshamer: i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me fuck hahaha baby i bet there would be hundreds of guys who had a crush on you ;)
Equal effort would be fucking sweet so I don’t feel like I’m bombarding people with unwanted attention
black–lamb: When I’m in a relationship I go too hard but when I go back to normal single life I swear you won’t feel special around me. I don’t even really put any effort into flirting… Girls would be crushing and I would be more focused
liickmygoodbar: Coming Home To This Dude Would Be The Perfect Situation! 😍❤️💯 I have such a big ass crush on this nigga. He followed me on Instagram and I be tempted to slide up in them instaDMs. lol
dixoff: “I think it would be Rick, not just because I have an obvious crush on the actor who plays him.” Norman Reedus on which twd character he would like to be stuck with in an actual zombie apocalypse.
horriblewarning: do you ever just like suddenly realize that you would totally date one of your friendsnot like that you actively have a crush on them or anythingbut like “you are so amazing and great and if you wanted to date me i would be extremely
su-fairlanes: temple-fusion idea warm-up doodling from my twitter I would be crushed under the weight of my gay, gay heart if it actually functioned like this craigslit personals: w4w i need me a lady who is big, many arm, sharp teef
coluring: liliaharlow: coluring: let’s be real, Peter Pan would be so hot irl Peter Pan is 12. But okay. he’s my middle school crush and the love of my life
horriblewarning:do you ever just like suddenly realize that you would totally date one of your friendsnot like that you actively have a crush on them or anythingbut like “you are so amazing and great and if you wanted to date me i would be extremely
crushing-on-billy-tighe: I forgot I had this on my computer. Its just a clip but I guess its better then nothing. PS: Dont DM me about a boot, I dont have anything. Even if theres a boot (which i doubt) it would be NFT anyways, so you can all chill.
vicfxentes: I wish I had like a mutual tumblr crush and we could like talk a lot and send each other cute things and texts and he’d be really sweet and stuff and idk a relationship like that would be great right now *sighs*
dixoff: “I think it would be Rick, not just because I have an obvious crush on the actor who plays him.” Norman Reedus on which twd character he would like to be stuck with in an actual zombie apocalypse.
worthlesscuck: cuckgasm: ARCHIVE I really want my wife and her new alpha bull to be this crude and blunt with me right to my face. It would be very powerful to me if they both took deep sadistic joy in crushing my ego like this.
tardisheart: I want boys to have crushes on me and get all dumb and tripped up when they talk to me that woulD BE VERY CUTE WHY CANT I BE CUTE ENOUGH TO INSPIRE THAT REACTION IN BOYS
kitty-from-mars: @jen-iii I wanted to draw garnet recently and decided might as well make in a b-day present. I just wanted to say that i love your art and I too, would love if garnet crushed me between her thighs.
jackfrostler: i always hated it when people would be like “who do you like” and i said “nobody’ BECAUSE THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME APPARENTLY IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT HAV E A CRUSH ON SOMEONE AND THEY’D BE ALL LIKE OOOOH YOU’RE LYING WHO IS IT ??
prospitans: ryumako: I’m so glad I’ve learned of compulsory heterosexuality as a concept, because I’ll tell ya…I literally used to assign myself crushes on boys, it would be like, girls would talk about having a crush on a certain boy and then
Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you
