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nakeddoors: He could never get enough of the wickedly lush taste of her, even when she was headed out on a day with the girls. His face would be coated in her honey, as she crumpled back into him, blissful and panting, but panciking that she was already
ishipit-septiplier: @markiplier really ? If I could record with 4 other clones of myself I would be so happy.
the-eyes-of-pandora: like i said, would be a kick ass anime O3O!!!!! I would totally watch this. This game was awesome.
Probably offensive and stupid as always but if this body would be like half its weight it would at least look less disgusting even for being a male body.
Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt
emilociraptor: andythanfiction: The data is out now and I know you’ve seen it. 46% of eligible voters did not vote. 25.6 voted Clinton. 25.5 voted Trump. Enough people will be talking about the low turnout as a bad thing (and it’s absolutely
Every once in a while, I think about how I started the year believing that this would be the year I got one of my multichapter projects off the ground. Then I spent all my time on a high school au.I would like to be upset about that, and sometimes I reall
I found a website I could do this on and I would love to know if y’all would be interested before creating it!!!It would cost me about โ to make a single book so copies would sell for a little over 贄 to cover my profits and shipping costs!I’ll
cumaeansibyl: stellasgibson: Finally a man who knows what he’s talking about. Daniel Craig would probably be the first to agree to this tbh female bond please omg. That would be the fucking best
awgaskarth: my dog: *does absolutely nothing* me: this dog. This dog is the greatest dog. If all dogs were ruled by one alpha dog it would be this dog. This dog should win an award. I love this dog
parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be
Happy Birthday Wuff!!!!I saw the ask about what Pokemon Matias and Anders would be and this image immediately came to me, so I thought I’d draw it for your birthday :) (sorry if I’m a bit late/early!)Ur an incredible artist and I love your characters
I want to hit the lottery because I think it would be fun to buy everything on everyone’s wish lists. Well, everyone that I like anyway.
I dont wanna be a Shadowhunter because I’d be a badass warrior girl. I want to be a Shadowhunter because I want to use runes and have a parabatai.
thottweiler: enolase: toleratethebasketcase: ghc-deactivated20190415: literal neo-nazi found on twitter anyone wanna help me out on doxing them? Whoa how bout we all take a chill pill and love each other. Get over yourselves. Racism would be gone
#should i write a bathtub scene lauren yes yes a million times yes because it would be so awkward and there would be limbs everywhere
So, as I prepare for my weekend of fun with my girl friends I wonder, would my followers rather I queue up a bunch of things for you all to enjoy while I’m gone? OR Would it be better for me to queue up a few naughty nerdy photos for you to enjoy
hvit-ravn: i know that isn’t possible, but if fili and kili don’t… (i can’t say it!) but if… i think that if fili had a son, he would name him ‘thorin’
rustedknees: the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
radariant: for your consideration: @theadventurezone AU where the reclaimers are Magic Brian, Jenkins and Maarvey. Magic B just goes around collecting reluctant would-be villains like Pokemon & THB still exist they’re just adventurers who are rude
robotsandsodapop replied to your photo “Look I had to draw them ago”they would be EXCELLENT friendsI can honestly say they would be
I just realised all my characters in a dating sim would be the worst thing ever.
Sorry I know this is kinda pathetic of me but if you consider me a friend or would be happy to just talk to me could you respond or like this post.Nothing is really wrong I just keep struggling to tell myself that I’m not alone right now, it happens
tinyconfusion: badwolfxoncomingstorm: Let’s be real, Tentoo would be the needy one in the relationship. He needs to hug Rose after a hard day, he needs to kiss her for at least two full minutes before they go to bed each night, and he definitely needs
boredwiththecurrentdynamic:If Monday was a gif set- this would be it.
indigo:what would you do if you didn’t need to be useful to capitalism just to survive. I think I would be a writer
scarlett-transgirl: kyssangel: innerme69: maybe just a bit more… a little longer would be an understatement Would be so much fun…
kilifish: linguistic gems #2 ; w;)/ click for translations 2 english (i can do french/spanish too if anyone wants it) I feel like pearl would be so dedicated to learning new languages she would study even on missions! Which the other gems would feel…
asian: if i was hot i would be such a slut
smurflewis: gaysfinest: Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love. My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would
rinelric: Idunno who made this but I had this saved on my computer and basically, by looking at your hands you can tell what tribe you would be in if you would live in the bending world. Pretty sweet right? Personally I would be an airbender, I would
tyrannosaurus-regina: story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings
someone should exchange mix tapes/cd’s with me through the mail that would be so nice.
if korra and asami were in final fantasy, what would their roles/jobs be?
annieelainey: jenaynay820: annieelainey: Groom performs The Girl by City and Colour for his bride and surprises her when her father, grandfather, brothers, cousins, and co. join in :) i would be crying its so cute <3333 I cry every time I watch
pardonmewhileipanic: thestasher: That’s a keeper for the wedding album. this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
fuckyeahgangsta: Several bookstores across Japan have started displaying this kick-ass poster in their stores to promote the manga series and the upcoming anime adaptation. We already knew the voice actors for Benriya would be returning for the anime,
technicallity: u know what would be really neat? if i knew how to correctly communicate and form bonds with other people
homeotherm:i just want to live in animal crossing, you know, catching bugs, being kind, making adorable friends, traveling, camping, picking fruits and fishing… i’m all about that
I wonder a lot if I was in porn what category I would be in like can I still pass for ‘babysitter’ or am I an old hecker now. but lesbian for sure tho, sign me up.
Reblog this and write in the tags what your Pokemon occupation would be ! ex : ranger, coordinator, gym leader, kalos queen, etc.
i really want to make SU charms ;u; i’ve never made charms before but i think it would be fun to try !!if i made any peridot or amedot ones in the near future would anybody be interested ?
we put a lot of undue burden on women to be responsible for men at all times. it’s unfair and it’s ridiculous. men do not need to be babysat; they need to be held responsible for themselves and their own actions. it is not a woman’s fault when a
There’s this girl in one of my classes that would be like the /perfect/ smoke&hookup buddy; the way she dresses, the way she looks, a cute face and a flawless body. Evidently though she’s a sophomore in high school… so she’s what, 16 at most?
Sometimes I think I should pretend having a sexually functioning body… and indulge in the chastity fetish I don’t have or understand but commit to being caged for someone… I would able to be so so good for you with like no effort
Prob just good I’m trans and borderline asexual I’d just be constantly sore and numb if i were cis and gave in to myself 🤷🏻♀️
amaranthdesires:Probably offensive but just wanna be 30kg lighter. Would be a improvement to my physical health even my general practitioner would be happy with. I just not good enough to know how :/ Oh to be the attractive kind of curvy
jen-iii: I wonder what it would be like if I ever met hana, like would she go on her tippy toes to try to be my height? She probably would, actual Weiss Schnee all the way, except ya’know nicer.. I drew it..
dumbpun: parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy
Would love to see a pokemon region based on California
anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
can you guys just imagine a mass effect movie with FEMSHEP instead of manshep ON THE BIG SCREEN MAYBE IN 3D I DUNNO IT WOULD BE SO GLORIOUS and if liara was her romance in the movie that would just be icing on the cake but thats just me you know V//u//V
weiss cutting her hair short for whatever reason would make me a little sad, but i would be 100% ok if blake decided to cut her hair short. she could pull it off no problem
foster-the-timelords: *slides Rooster Teeth 20 dollars* so if you could put in a lot of gay scenes between Blake and Weiss in volume 4 that would be great [slides in another 20 dollars]
the funniest thing about Zhurrick is that their babies obviously would be named Varrick Jr. and Zhu Li Jr. you can’t even think otherwise
Would you guys be interested in buying a pussy pump vid?
I really wanna send some nudes to a couple of guys I’m talking to becus I come across as shy and pretty awkward in person n i think it would be rlly funny when they see me pump my pussy n then fuck it tbh
My belly is full of decaf coffee and I am falling asleep on clean sheets. Life is good, but would be even sweeter if I were in my lover’s arms.
I’m not over exaggerating when I say I would be happy to lose all of my followers for taking a solid stand against people who cater their content to pedophiles and everyone who excuses them under any circumstances.
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