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a scorpion, who couldn’t swim, asked a frog to carry him across the river on her back. The frog hesitated, saying, “I’m afraid you will attack me.” But the scorpion pointed out that it wouldn’t be in his interest to do that,
And the people not on it will be labeled haters and nazis.It is a dark time ahead for straight people, how long was it supposed to be eight years?
Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so he
skuttz: Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so
xoxo-beth: YS gave me a spanking for being a sassy pants. Despite what it says on my panties, I was NOT a tough cookie and cried. (Please don’t remove the caption or a unicorn will die.)
Goddamn halloween loot boxes keeping me from the Witch Mercy skin. PREVIEW of Page 2 of 5. NSFW inbound. We’ll see if Blizzard will trick us all in to buying more loot boxes…on November 1st.
2nd Preview of Page 2 OF 5. Finished page due TONIGHT! If time permits, preview of page 3 will also be out.
Preview of Page 3 of 5! Will hopefully have it complete by Thursday. There’s 2 more intense pages coming. Although the original plan was to have all pages done within the month of October, the last climactic page may not be done until November.
princesstadashi: accio-shitpost: i’ve got good odds that jude law dumbledore will die in like movie four and it turns out the dumbledore of the main canon was credence the whole time ….Yknow what? Fuck, I’m taking those odds because that’s exactly
sallsie: STOP saying rose is a distinguished lesbian!! she is a disaster lesbian and i will die by that
I know I haven’t posted in awhile, but I think it goes without saying…This blog will die with the great NSFW tumblr purge (unless @staff gets their heads out of their collective ass)Considering where to move my content from here on out. I’ve
pondwitch: suppermariobroth: Yoshi will die alone. that seems a little strong suppermariobroth
cloudcuckoolander527: rapunzelie: The idea that racism will die out with the white baby boomers is a myth perpetuated by white millennials who do not want to take action and responsibility for calling out racism in their own generation. White millennials
girlcolour: if a girl kisses my neck? I think I will die
confessionofawidower: I looked and looked at her, and I knew, as clearly as I know that I will die, that I loved her more than anything I had ever seen or imagined on earth.- Lolita (1997) Adrian Lyne
Oh well goodbyes tumblr porn. I saved my content but my videos and audios will die with this site.
xsecret-little-princessx: Oh well goodbyes tumblr porn. I saved my content but my videos and audios will die with this site. I had 95 photos on my blog! Well thats the one I downloaded. There were some I didnt. And my videos
xoxo-beth: A kiss for the teary-eyed girl. ❤️ (With @boysansname who makes me melt. Please don’t remove the credit or a unicorn will die.)
gamingthingsthatgiveyoufeels: Gaming Things that give you Feels #188 World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King: When King Terenas comforts Arthas as he dies submitted by: adamjensening
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERChange your icon to support your fighter and battle it out for supremacy. The next time I stop driving, one of these fighters will die.
Choose your fighter.In 1 hour the least popular will die.
ragsy:gravity falls season 1: haha cool this is a mystery-filled summer away from home, let’s go on adventures and meet new people!gravity falls season 2: everybody you love will die someday
MRW when I see posts like "Reblog or your mom will die" having thousands of notes:
oh-fuckberries: katara: zodiacbaby: quickweaves: stop him Didn’t he watch his own damn movie they never learn.. little jack horner sat in his corner, i promise it isn’t a liemaking a dino, from birds and a rhino, but surely nobody will die
I remember that one time some posted on Reddit: What happened to Kenny? And I made the most obvious joke ever by saying “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” Guess what, when we did find out what happened to Kenny; he actually did die! I can’t believe
Unless the last episode is SOMEHOW amazing, I’ll just pretend that The Long Night was the last episode.
Today in class this girl was getting asked to homecoming by a senior but she already hinted to him that she kinda didn’t want to go with him so before all his friends came with a huge “Will you come to homecoming with me?” poster
I am having so many CNBlue feels at the moment like i cant even
jeanmarcoing: besbaaaw-gurl: I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung i’m uncomfortable
revvann: rock-allday: Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die. I was always afraid of Ohio
smoshingmyway: Ian bathing Charlie. This is so cute i will die!
sooymillk: “I knew as clearly as I know that i will die, that I loved her more than anything I’d ever seen or imagined on earth.”
thingsmyxxxsaid: “June, you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and I’m going to make sure you know that. I’ll never let you think otherwise I swear. my love for you is unconditional and never ending. I am just dying to be with you again”
genderjuice: if tumblr gets shut down i will die cause this is like a huge safe space for me and im really not happy abt the rumors at all but anyway mutuals can ask me for my fb if they wanna also if some of yall arent aware i have a diary-type site
Petition to delete the "reblog or your mom will die" post
ndnprct3: this is the savior dog. reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog the “Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds” post ever again.
ebilflindas: the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought
proto-homo: vaguelywitty: kidkendoll: proto-homo: Notre Dame has already received 700 million euros in donations and apparently Apple will be donating too….. They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in no time. But they can generate
jollymount: I know i dont say this very often but…I absolutely love my country. I dont care about what anyone says about it , i will die and bleed for this nation if necessary because this is my home , this is my nation , this is my people and i
nuttyjester: I warned you not to call me “Meatball Head.” Now you will DIE.
immaculate-benediction-batch: cleoselene: “reblog this or your mom will die” “seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post” “if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul” “you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”
what-even-is-thiss: porko-rosso: ayeforscotland: marxistbarbie: marxistbarbie: boris johnson’s speech about the UK coronavirus outbreak was literally the ‘some of you will die but that is a risk i am prepared to take’ speech from shrek verbatim
justbifurious: Luckily some day they all will die in a fire. Or get some personality or grow the fuck up
yourfuckingmuse: The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
hook-you-up: what i learned in todays got episode 1)everyone you love will die 2)arya went bonkers 3)sansa stark started her transformation as the ultimate goddess of westeros 4)jon snow still knows nothing 5)i’m not sure if im scared or aroused by
cuddlemedaddy: if i’m not spanked soon i will die 💢
ghoulfrnk:hey how about we stop those posts that are like “reblog or u/ur mom/ur dog will die” bc first of all they’re just gross and immature and second of all they can trigger anxiety attacks. they are not funny and never have been and ur not
raggedyism:In our language we don’t say “Always”, we say “Lily, take Harry and go!” which translates into “I will die for you without allowing my disrespectful obsession to destroy your family and hate on your abused child” and I think that
stevita: mirandaadria: geekandmisandry: Guys whining about how men HAVE to approach women otherwise the species will die out and acting like men don’t have the time to read things like “body language” or care about such trivial matters as “I’m
wanhedamaximoff: likeigiveabother: why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is
