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“We went on a roadtrip with my parents, and we went to this church that had a Saint, that was supposed to do a lot of miracles (…) I put my hands in the holy water and went ‘Please Jesus, give me some boobs!’”Thank you Jesus.
You went to church with her for years. The pastors daughter. She was the perfect girl for you. Then you asked her to be your girlfriend. She said yes. Little did you know what an Alpha Cock slut she was. Oh, and she turned you into a cock sucking faggot.
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blacksparkproject: We never went to church
Mom. Dad and me recorded a film for you while you went to church. Let me show you dear, how I was impregnated. After watching it we can celebrate my recent pregnancy.
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I walked into a catholic church wearing a Goatwhore shirt, a denim jacket that has a big BRUJA (witch) back patch and dirty combat boots.I put some fresh holy water in a vile, went to the front of the church and got on my knees to express gratitude and
I used to work in a church office and, looking back, I hated it. My mental health went to shit when I worked there. Some months ago I got an email to my personal Gmail, somebody was asking me to put something in the newsletter, um no, I left in October,
vardaesque: princessofthemusicofthenight: officialericpoets: Church Members Mistreat Homeless Man in Church, Unaware It Is Their Pastor in Disguise.“Pastor Jeremiah Steepek transformed himself into a homeless person and went to the 10,000 member
d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a: gettingjiggy4twiggy: Me when I went to church for the first time in years I swear that’s how it felt too.
j-l-taboo: “You know you owe me for last night? Not only did I have to lie for you, I had to come pick you up in a field when you ran from the cops,” I told my sister angrily as I walked into her room after mom and dad went to church. She
ask-dolly:“Hey everypony, guess where I went today! I went to a place called the Montserrat Monastery, which is like a old little village where ‘monks’ live! They pray together, take care of the church they have, and it’s all on this huuuge hill,
aggressivewastebin: I hope Church and Tex are happy together in hellOh don’t give me shit, they definitely went to hell. However, Tex has probably overthrew Satan to become the new Queen of Hell by now, and Church’s bound to be fine with being The
somepublicfun: I went to church this morning
stacy42g: We went out to eat after church… I went to the bathroom & made a bathroom video. Here is some screen shots… Stacy42G
chlorogirl: deannafancy: may: what if people said shrek instead of cum“oh yeah baby i’m gonna shrek in your ass”“swallow my shrek babygirl” what if people went to church and asked the good lord to cleanse them of their sins honeymoonsoul
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shutup-and-ride: I went to church this morning with family. Oops.
stacy42g: I LOVE this set!!!!! We went to church and she didn’t wear panties. After church we went out to eat & she went to the bathroom & put her phone on video & these are screenshots from the video… she did an amazing job!!! Todd
Went to go see Age of Ultron again with friend.Whimpered and clawed at each other again.GODDAMMIT WHY ARE YOU SO FRICKIN ADORABLE AND HOT, YOU STUPID SEXY ROBOT!!???
peletiersdixon: twd meme | nine episodes [9/9] » No Sanctuary Used to watch football on Sundays. Went to church. I know I did, but I can’t picture it anymore. It’s funny how you don’t even notice the time go by. Horrible shit just stacks up day
heretic-noir: Then went to Old Church Street Cemetery #oldchurchstreet #cemetery_shots #cemetery (at Church Street Cemetery)
I had a friend in middle/high school who I also went to church with. We didn’t talk much at school since she was a year younger but our families were friendly at church together. Her grandfather was really great with my twin sisters when they were
kookoomama: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right
hebrideansky: vardaesque: princessofthemusicofthenight: officialericpoets: Church Members Mistreat Homeless Man in Church, Unaware It Is Their Pastor in Disguise.“Pastor Jeremiah Steepek transformed himself into a homeless person and went to
frostylurv: whimsicaltoday: ohmykarma: Ok but hear me out, the scene where the twins meet Ultron in the church is actually hilarious, because when you think about itUltron went to the church in the center of the city, sat down in the most important
rainbow-road-to-happiness: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right
demonauthoritybureau: To give back to his community, Sprite volunteers at various churches, flying members around so they can see how it feels to fly. Jason, feeling the spirit, went to church one day to get a ride. The congregation had a nice view that
p2ndcumming: demonauthoritybureau: To give back to his community, Sprite volunteers at various churches, flying members around so they can see how it feels to fly. Jason, feeling the spirit, went to church one day to get a ride. The congregation had
I went to church today and it felt like they were talking directly to me. I felt every bit of it.
a-glutton-for-praise: I went to church and did not burn. #nofilter
Me when I went to church for the first time in years
charlesb66: ding1180: bamaboi2serve: Elementary level…lol I have. went to church with a large butt inserted with a wiggle here and wiggle there I came during the sermon.
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Valery dropped in unexpectedly on Mr. Crude early Sunday afternoon. After inviting her in, he commented on her clothes.“That’s a pretty dress, Valery? Going somewhere special after you leave here?” “Actually, I went to church this morning, and
Felt like I went to church tonight. @langhorneslim put on a great show @wonder_ballroom #sogood #lovinglife #langhorneslim by londonandrews
Went to a wedding ceremony at a church but forgot underwear. I'm going to burn for that one.
-behindbars: one time i went to church for christmas carols and i looked completely uncomfortable there and this girl overheard me telling my mum that i didn’t think i belonged there because i’m an atheist and then she came up to me later and said
elizabetkeen: elizabetkeen: I used to have them [friends]. Used to watch football on Sundays. Went to church. I know I did. But I canât picture it anymore. Itâs funny how you donât even notice the time go by. Horrible shit just stacks
jeffy88: preciousblackpearl: Daddy wasn’t the religious type…but He made sure i worshipped Him and expressed my gratitude before i went to church every Sunday. The church of WHITE COCK. A great place to get on your knees and show true devotion.
warpainters: oh my god today i went to church with my friend and i couldn’t stop thinking about making out with boys the entire time jfc the whole thing was about people “thirsting for the lord and his everlasting love" or whatever so the
the-alpha-cock: You went to church with her for years. The pastors daughter. She was the perfect girl for you. Then you asked her to be your girlfriend. She said yes. Little did you know what an Alpha Cock slut she was. Oh, and she turned you into a
curiouswinekitten2: @sassyass2525 Don’t worry @curiouswinekitten2…I went to church today and prayed for both of us for the next rounds of the gif battle!! 🙏 😈 Lmao!! Happy Cleavage Sunday!! Omg! You are so sexy. 😘😘😘😘
deannafancy: may: what if people said shrek instead of cum“oh yeah baby i’m gonna shrek in your ass”“swallow my shrek babygirl” what if people went to church and asked the good lord to cleanse them of their sins
agentlemanandasavage: savagepumpkin: Such a good girl….you rode Daddy before you went to church. Gentleman Savage
Back in like 2010 or so I was around 17 & I was talking to a sophomore from my church (yes ladies & gentlmen I went to church) he was 2-3 years younger, crazy good drummer, tall & built aaaaaaand a virgin but boy could he talk dirty &