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skyurs: Student brought their baby to class and our professor got so excited she asked to hold him and just continued with her lecture like she wasn’t holding an infant dressed as batman.
meanieweeny: meanieweeny: last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m
vojoo: The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it
baba-yaga-not-only: “I was such a hippie kid, full of earrings and fucking strange hair, so when they asked me to bring some average photos, it was very difficult to find them. I always had something strange on, just for the fun of it. I wasn’t really
“What do you want?!” It was the same question the Doctor had already asked, but the answer wasn’t the one he wanted to receive, nor was it the answer Vhaelen truly wanted to give. “What do you want from -me-? You had to know I was going
youngblackandvegan: sweetdreadfairy: micdotcom: Watch: Serena Williams shuts down a reporter who asked why she wasn’t smiling I life for stuff like this She’s so cute
micdotcom: Watch: Serena Williams shuts down a reporter who asked why she wasn’t smiling
catchabird: For Drockanfirestorm “You want me to do what?! Never! You filthy animal, just wait till Aladdin gets here.” You caught a snotty princess, but it looks like she wasn’t all too cooperative when it came to asking her to perform a private
longswordsinlondon: mikestumblrfeed: Some days you stab with the sword. Some days the sword stabs you. When I asked you to break in my new mask cover, this wasn’t what I meant.
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if
chipa812: So this is my pic, I hope you enjoied it =)) I wasn’t sure that I dared to ask them to do that BUT then I saw Jensen humping Misha so I was like ‘O if he can do that than he can also stare at Misha for 5 seconds’
suckmywinchester: I really wasn’t going to point this out on my blog but now I’m starting to get worried. Like 2 weeks ago I found a blog about me ? ?? ? Me as A PERSON and honestly that was scary. I asked to delete that blog and it was gone. 3 days
tortexandcobalt: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t
thebootydiaries: me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people
makeitroughxxx: I’ve been asked a couple times for a full body picture. I wasn’t sure how I felt about this one but here you guys go.
actionbuddy: “There was yet another juvenile delinquent on my bus ride this morning… I just can’t believe what is going on with the Youth, these days!… So, I moved a few seats closer… Just to ask him about it… He wasn’t very talkative.”
girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS BUT
lucykrap: girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS I WASN’T LOOKING
contemplativeinspiration: sinisterphoenix: 1337tattoos: for people who have been asking me about pain and stuff (: My tattoo artist said that he couldn’t believe that I wasn’t crying when he tattooed my side for four hours… according to him,
guru–guru: hellastonedjesus: ask-koki-kariya: comfemgem: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: It’s Zelda herself. Nintendo made it a point to hint that the character in the trailer wasn’t Link, and for every reveal
tycooper8: alittlelovenstuff: tycooper8: tfw Michael roasts you on Twitter Wait that was you going on about the ad thing?? xD I wasn’t “going on” about it, just asking if it was an ad! haha
sparklenaut: Happy belated Sayaka & Kyouko days! (I totally wasn’t supposed to post this on valentine’s day shush)Kyouko was totally the one who asked Sayaka out but she’s still being a total weenie about the whole dating business the background
everythinghotboys: Cheeky update on my break, this is 19 year old Sam W. Cute/hot guy think he had a bit of a crush. Wasn’t shy about showing and did a bit of a pic strip tease for me like I asked. I think there will be more to come from him enjoy
commanderspock: nefepants | spacedrinks:HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGEBasically they got three robots, told them that two of them were given “dumbing pills”, and they asked one which pill it was given.The robot of course wasn’t sure if it had or hadn’t
earthdad: earthdad: I just saw a guy that looks like me from the future and I want to talk to him I told him that my friend said we look alike and I asked him for his name and he said his name was Charlie so I guess it wasn’t me from the future
syyd: when the teacher asks your friend what the square root of 49 is while your friend wasn’t paying attention
ptsdhamlet: panera bread now sells a “gluten conscious monster nut cookie” bc my life wasn’t weird enough without customers asking me “can i get that monster nut” five times a day
a-kind-of-merry-war: knittedace: So my two married-with-kids coworkers started asking me when I was going to get married and have kids earlier. And when I politely told them I wasn’t planning on it and tried to change the subject (because like fuck
a-miss-inside: “I know I asked you to do it, but… the moaning wasn’t just for me, was it?”
amateur-king: yummycouple: Late at night she begged me to blindfold and tie her to the bed and to fuck her hard, which I did for one hour straight.Then I sat there, bathed in sweat, asked for my turn and untied her, but she literally wasn’t able to
inchargedad: Ok daddy. Funny story. Know how you asked me to do chores etc? Well I kinda forgot when I started reading. It’s a really good book. And think about it this way. At least I wasn’t playing COD or watching TV. General mind rotting activities.
growboygrow: “Welp, you know the rules!”“What rules?” Brian asked. Chase had just pinned him to the floor and won their little wrestling match but he wasn’t what he agreed to do if he lost. As he was getting off the ground he felt a scorching
hugyerbud: I wasn’t asleep really…I’d heard him come into my room…but I had to pretend, right? Until he climbed onto the bed…leaned over me…cradled my face…and asked, “Can I kiss you, coach?” I didn’t respond, but my lips parting
es-bee: darkisnotevil: leiaorganaoil: Thank you, Carrie Fisher. Carrie: specifically asks women Man: talks Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you my favorite thing to ever exist
hyoyu: seo inguk wasn’t at the red carpet so the mcs asked eunji where he is
When a Video games asks a question in a fake video game school and your ass wasn’t paying attention in fake school or in real life to be able to answer
jasdavi: So you guys were eagerly asking for some nsfw willow art, so there you go :)wasn’t in the mood for drawing two person though sorry :’D
commongayboy:Demi’s that type of person who’d whine and ask why she wasn’t in your top friends list on MySpace
c2ndy2c1d: janjanbearrQ: May I ask what happened? Like how’d you work from warner bros to Disney? Were you a free lancer and contract ended? Felt like it wasn’t a good environment? Sorry if I’m nosy once I get my BA in animation I kind of want
meanttobreed: It’s ok, this is what we wanted all along was the answer they gave me.After a few drinks, my girlfriend asked if I wanted to watch her get off to me and her friend fucking. It wasn’t long before we were all naked and her friend was
whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t really a ‘yes’
etern0: etern0: While introducing A Trophy Father’s Trophy Son at Connecticut Warped Tour, Kellin Quinn asked the crowd if they’ve ever had a mother or father that wasn’t there for them. Almost everyone in the crowd put their hands up, including
cokeflow: when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
buy1get1freeuse: I was sitting on the couch when I saw her stumble out of my roommate’s bedroom, cum still dripping from her mouth onto her breasts. She started asking me how to get back to campus from here I think, but I wasn’t really listening.
Ash seemed tense. I glanced up at him and saw his eyes dart between me and his friend. “Are you sure you’re okay with this?” he asked. I wondered what he would do if I’d said no. But I wasn’t going to. Being the center of attention of two guys
“You want to lick her pussy,” Neil asked me. I didn’t know what to say. I did, but I had never been with a woman and wasn’t sure I knew what to do. “Of course she does,” Carly answered for me as she eased herself off of me. I was so nervous
thegaywomenchannel: We did a “First Kiss” experiment and asked 15 homophobic people to hug a gay stranger. And guess what. It wasn’t so bad. I love thisssss
tigerfan371: The first time mom sucked me off she wasn’t expecting so much cum. She tried to swallow it, but there was too much. She licked it all up though when I asked her after saying “anything for you honey.” She loves spoiling me.
harem-breeder: Emilee wanted her boyfriend to marry her, time and time again he said he wasn’t ready, well she was, so she asked for my breeding services.“Phew, my fifth load seems to have you overflowing, now what are you going to do when you
