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“Thank you, Daddy for my new huge boobies, thank you! Can I use them on you? Will you let me prove I was worth the gift?â€
smalepornstars: Plying with his cock This was just too hilarious not to share. PORN COWS. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
roachpatrol: doctrspaceman: phoenixaskani: If this woman was alive today, she’d have my vote. Shit. SERIOUSLY THO someone raise this woman from the dead so i can vote for her
antique-erotic: Although my selection of studio photographs usually features double portraits of affectionate gentlemen sitting together, I happened across this picture taken in the Floridsdorf district of Vienna, c.1900, and was so struck by the spectac
rarisweetichief: Sweetheart, t-that’s not what I meant at all… (OOC: This was legitimately kind of painful to make.) This comic is awesome, it’s cute, funny and sad all in one. Master Chief being Sweetie’s friend is also cool xD
ask-teenage-pipsqueak: ((Yay part 3. Sorry for not uploading it sooner, but i was hanging out with a few friends. :< )) This is so awesome, we got them! haha, I love this commic pip, thanks for including me :D FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW! ask-teenage-pipsqu
artlver: Made for a sad friend ^.^ Stay happy, silly :3 Thanks so much. Yeah ill try and do that ^^ This really cheered me up when i was down. I cant describe how much this brightened me up. i really dont deserve to have as good of friends as i do.
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dingoringo30: So this was for Star Wars day, but then I didn’t finish it in time…Then I figure I would finish it for Booty Appreciation Day, but then I didn’t finish in time…I’m really bad at this…Anyway I figured I would draw Roxanne (bigger
deathtofuckingdestiny: supalove: thinksquad: This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.” The photo comes from protests
I remember from my boyhood, the claims in media that western culture is becoming progressively feminine. How it always seemed that one celebrity or another was coming out as gay. As a young boy, insecure and worried about how I was perceived, all this
Most boys and girls in their schooldays argued about sex, but there was always one important thing that a boy knows to be true, but never would admit to the girls.That deep down, he knew that if he was anywhere near as open minded as girls, and allowed
When as a sensitive, insecure young boy, I thought what was actually my love of glamour, was the same authentic attraction to girls, that all the other boys experienced. I thought that way, because I wanted it to be true. I thought that way because deep
I remember those occasions among the other boys, ogling over scantily clad girls. How uncomfortable it made me, not only being aware of how much less interested in the girls, I felt I was compared to my friends, but when their girlfriends criticized what
buckinponies: That mare sure is worthy of her Element(Please check my dA account!) I usually don’t reblog stuff much, but that was just too great to not share!
I was at my Grandma’s place and saw this childrens book.All I could think off when I saw it was… Five Nights at Freddy’s Bonnie and Foxy… the early years
Not art related.I played some TF2 with atrolux and discovered this neat looking particle glitch.It was right after the Gun Mettle Update released. First time playing the maps.
purrincessa: @skuttz I’ve always wanted an excuse to draw people getting highI think i enjoy these two too much lmAO. getting high with a buddy in pajamas is A What was on the plate you might ask?Not enough pizza rolls.*CLeARLY* not enough x3Hahaha!
Not late! Still the 28th over here, okay? Okay. Happy Birthday, Fiddle! Hope it was a good one!
Not sure if there are anons deliberately trolling me on Literotica or if I have been getting worse recently. Feels like the negative reactions there have been more and more both frequent and incendiary with the last few uploads.I mean, sure, I was not
Last Jedi was pretty goodThere’s some stuff I didn’t like (the casino planet), but there was more stuff that I did like. 7/10, Force Awakens was better, but I’d def see it again.
I’ll be honest. For a really long time, I got really annoyed whenever someone said they wanted more LGBT representation in films. It’s not that I didn’t understand the need for representation, because I totally did. What annoyed me was the constant
Am I the only one who really enjoyed the Cloverfield Paradox? I keep seeing reviews saying it was terrible, and I thought is was okay. And that twist at the end, DAMN.
I finally finished Jojo Part 4It was confusing trash, but it was beautiful trash, and I loved it. Now I finally get all the memes.
If Stardust Crusaders was a Live Action movieI know they already made a live action Jojo movie, but that was based on Diamond is Unbreakable, and I wanna see one based on my favourite part, Stardust Crusaders. I’m going to assume it would be made
saane: Trade with @hushabyevalley! This was a ton of fun. Love the design of all their characters, so it was hard to choose who to draw. Nadia won in the end~ It’s just so pretty T__T Captured her so perfectly and holy crap dem fishes! Thank
witchywillowrosenberg: Good call. I’m glad you recognize that bi girls are goddesses and are way out of your league, it’s probably better for everyone this way my ex was bi and we broke up not because of her bisexuality but for differences between
I don’t wanna play anymoreeee. Because I finished. :P And I’m not horny anymore. But it was super fun tho.Thankss to all who helped me cum. :)ily k byes-princess
feederqueen: *gender neutral, immobility fantasies* I look at a mountain of fat in my bed that some time ago was just a chubby person. Yeah, those times are gone. You’re not chubby or plump, you are not just fat - you are huge. It’s a mystery how
starlightomatic:starlightomatic:Not to be a bitter Jew but I’m thinking back to all those years when I was in college far away from my family and couldn’t go home for Rosh Hashanah or Passover because I had class right before and after. Meanwhile
purplekecleon: a little comic about art and success; don’t limit yourself to what people have already done! try not to get too discouraged when the path you had in mind isn’t working out. when I was in my senior year, I applied to a private art
Although she retired before I became involved with Northern, I got to meet Scarlot Rose when I was in the UK last time (actually thanks to tumblr!) and she was just as adorable and delightful in person as she is on film.
japhers: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to
reichebach: Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how
crimethinc:“The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between
bubblepopmod: Old Drawing Giveaway! I did some doodles like a year or two ago with some markers. I’m in the process of moving and was planning on just throwing them out, but it was recommended that I give them away since some people showed interest
not of self, but of geography.
anthonycrowley: anthonycrowley: baker: i assure you that i am not ordering everyone to shelter in place. that’s a harmful rumor baker in like two days probably given how this has been handled so far:
Hello everyone, Shima here! Tumblr mobile has been acting up recently, so I’ve been unable to refill my queue or make any posts. It’s finally working again (still not sure what the bug was), so I’ll be filling up the queue again.
hufflepuffletardis: scumsucking-roadwh0re: dracosliquidluck: George was going to celebrate Harry’s ”Resurrection” with Fred, so he turned around. But then he realised that his twin was dead and that there was nobody to talk with. STAHP
kisskicker: DONE While it was silly to spend this much time painting a Pokemon, it was a Good Painting Exercise. I will tell myself this, as I sit and think about what I have done with my life. @sceneybopper
thaunderground: Time for a new game of Which One is the Mom? The mother had her when she was six or some shit, I honestly cannot tell who is the older one.
17mul: charcoalandgum: anti-keiara:hussieologist: redbellied-piranha: mthethird: LMAO TYGA IS SO ANGRY THAT HE GOT CALLED OUTLOL HE DELTED THE TWEET“You need to act your age and not your girl’s age.” - Drake on 6pm In New York Tyga
lucidnee: brownglucose: It was greater than I could’ve imagined it was
not-so-bitterbritters: He killed 9 people, called the police and said he planted bombs. How the fuck was he allowed bail and the opportunity to get out?Bullshit, they aren’t even trying to hide what they think of us at this point. #blacklivesmatter
Not the prettiest face but honestly that was not my focus. Hee hee.To follow will be the barrage of what a jerk I am comments. Honesty had gotten me that all my life … I’m readyAll the same great great breasts
polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t
reallifeishorror: thedeathmerchant: My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place. This is the lucky tall Betsy.Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will
halfdemonself: gotham-knights: This really impacted me as a kid This spiel was almost immediately followed by a scene of her suddenly falling in love with “Mr. Incredible”, then by a scene of her a few years later as a stay at home mom with two
I spent my new years with my coworkers, who i pretty much hooked up. and my boyfriend had dinner with his family and went to bed early. not really how i thought this was gonna go… but i guess it makes sense. i know he isnt forever. and thats okay.
bangingpatchouli: We tend to see the tragedy of What Is And What Should Never Be as Dean and Sam not being close in that dream world as they are in their reality, but what gets me is the reason for that. Dean’s wish was that his mother never died,
L M F A O so my brother is driving me and my friend back from the protest we went to and Muh calls him and I expected they’d be going out to smoke hookah and my brother was like “so you want me to drop you guys off?" and I was like
Was not expecting tonight at all. It definitely pays off not dismissing a person because their appearance doesn’t appease your aesthetics. Or for more simple minded people not to judge a book by its cover. We’re all so busy soughting after people
not sure y snapchat made me blue but I was feeling it
A prequel to the Cartoonlion image i reblogged earlier. . Finally was able to find it XD My internet shat itself so i had to wait like an hour just to have the image fully load. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. I totally have to draw ponisuckling now. <3 Maybe
ask-lil-miss-rarity: I know you’ve all been waiting for this for a while… Mommy was just feeling especially shy about her lack of hair. I felt so embarrassed and ashamed, but somepony helped me get over that by mentioning that I was generous, and
not really sure why i drew this….. but it was fun lol
was looking thru old photos on my ipod and found this screenshot i tookthis was on the two drawings of yang and ruby observing gay teen weiss crushing on blake.as in, monochrome. just monochrome. so if anyone ever wants to see a rude wr/bb comments/tag
when I took my chemistry courses at community college I was the only woman in a class full of boys/menbecause diversity in STEM is totally not a real problem…
