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Extremely thick creampie eating. Wow….that was a dinner!
Pollito is not getting better and I fear the worst… It won’t eat and the only thing it wants to do is te rest inside my hand…I really tried, I did what I could..
Hilda was in very serious trouble. It was the day of the Summer Fete. Unknown to her parents Hilda had a boyfriend, Fritz. While everyone else was eating Hilda and Fritz slipped off into the woods, to make love. But it was not their lucky day; they were
Almost four months pregnant, my model Sarah asked me to shoot her wedding earlier this month. Though I was coming down with a cold that day, I was there from when she started getting dressed until after everyone was eating dinner. Needless to say, a very
As your wife straddled your face and made you lick her cum-oozing cunt, your boss was telling her, “make him eat every single drop of cum every time I fuck you, there’s no better way to emasculate and humble a cuckold than to show him that
The worst was hearing your boss say, “be a good hubby and kneel here, let your wife share my cum with you,” and obeying without daring to utter a little complaint.
Andrew had to photo snipe the hot bear that was eating at the diner where we had dinner this evening. The dude was pure perfection with his beautiful furry coat of hair. I can only imagine how perfect his chest was underneath that t-shirt.
I had this really weird dream last night where I was reading this terrifying kids’ book called “The Orange Children” and each page was a weird, jerky, claymation atrocity with these little gremlin things. I was too scared to read past the third
Cosgal and BF met years ago. At that time, men didn’t really pay much attention to Cosgal who back then was only known as “Cookie Monster” due to the fact she was eating cookies all day. Young Gothgal was the only friend Cosgal had durin
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
thedragonemperess:starryfictionalgirl:It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!! I thought this was plastic at first so I was super confused as to why OP was freaking out over the fact that it writesBut then I realizedOhIt’s the chocolate guy
snorlaxatives: quiettimeeverytime: snorlaxatives: do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal in america is everyone ignorant it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
mpregdilfs: Even though dad was carrying twins and his pregnancy was in a really advanced stage, I pointed out that he was simply too big and asked him if he was eating healthily. He swore he wasn’t overeating, but I wasn’t buying it so I secretly
hip-hop-lifestyle: onlinepunk: Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much why this one time i ordered this big ass hoagie and i was eating it or whatever and the meat was kind of dry and i was disappointed by that but it was a pretty good sandwich
vivalafaerie: Yesterday Donna and I sat in Noodle Gourmet. Donna was eating green noodles. I was drinking green apple green tea while wearing a green Green Day shirt (what the fuck is that sentence). There was a sign on the wall with a stoplight that
somebodycatchmybreathhhh: “I want to go to sleep and not wake up, but I don’t want to die. I want to eat like a normal person eats, but I need to see my bones or I will hate myself even more and I might cut my heart out or take every pill that was
animalker: JESUS FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT i decided to watch fringe and I thought it was a detective show like I knew nothing about it only that people liked it so I was eating dinner while watching the pilot and then people’s faces stARTED TO FUCKING
healiing: you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed
ruki-32: locanon: porkchopsandhotdogs: ruki-32: I can’t translate it! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blue: “YELLOW!”Yellow: “I told you not to read while you eat. You stop eating and you get so sucked in dear.”Blue: “……I was eating…..”Yellow:
nigga-chan: this is a gif of my friend who was eating a sandwich while she while she was skyping me but then she started crying when she heard this loud beating at the door and some booming voices. she was so scared she didnt even want to talk on the
lustylimericks: Delicious Daydreaming I’m stuck here at work in a meeting. While some corporate drone keeps repeating. I’m wishing instead, I was in Jenny’s bed, And her pussy was what I was eating. A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty
turing-tested: turing-tested: i just accidentally absentmindedly ate a whole fucking apple. like i didnt even realize i was eating it until it was all gone. one moment it was in my hand and i guess my brain went: C O N S U M E this is the scariest
buddens: my favourite part of dmmd anime was when aoba and granny was eating dinner and then it transitioned super fast to mizuki bashing someone’s face in then suddenly dinner was finished
baalem: one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the
my-wayward-son-carry-on: So this was from Futurama…(Leela had to wear an eye patch, and she was eating the flowers at her table thinking it was her salad…man do i love that show.)–blind!dean AU
the-walking-dead-art: She was there. She was beside me. But then – then when I went down…everyone was dead. ‘Cause there was blood. Yeah, and it’s all over her mouth. You know? Then she came at me. Sh– (whispers) she was eating them. She
contexxxt: She shook, about to give in to her orgasm. Even though she was getting an amazing tongue lashing, it was the fact that she didn’t know WHO was eating her pussy that was getting her off.
damnsploofy: dayumshecangetit: randallmyersme: lovethatgirluknow: Hell yeah! I was eating pussy, when eating pussy wasn’t cool. Tee hee a little Barbara Mandrell reference. W- yesH-YES!!! Oh hell yess The only thing worth eating….
Need to write today, truly. It was my first day at my new job in a grocery store deli. It was trial by fire finding and learning where different meats and cheeses were. My fellow new hire got to learn subs but I did not. All I did was slice and package
itistimetodisappear: marquez-is-my-first-name: koujakus-blog: one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you
I know my dad says he’s sometimes joking, but I’ve been shamed for my food choices since I was a child. No wonder I’m the way I am. Thanks for that.
katodown: iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you
captioned-vines: Person: [loudly] “ So my man was eating my ass, right…” Boyfriend:[shocked] “ Babe!” Person: “ Inside voices, you right! [quietly] So my man was eating my ass, right…”
drethelin: iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you
siyr: when i was in like 3rd grade i didn’t know what ejaculated meant so i was writing a story about when i was eating a burrito for one of my school projects and i was trying to describe how the like meat stuff came out of the burrito and fell onto
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
thatfuckingscorpio: g0dziiia: captioned-vines: Person: [loudly] “ So my man was eating my ass, right…” Boyfriend:[shocked] “ Babe!” Person: “ Inside voices, you right! [quietly] So my man was eating my ass, right…” enaomi One
[Trans 1 @bornfreeonekiss] From Jan 1 till Feb 21, all I did was eating. Four meals a day. I eat when I wake up. I eat before I sleep, but the fats are only on my face, my body didn’t put on any weight at all, only for one day I’m on an empty stomach
tomhiddlston: I’m not. I’m lucky. I feel lucky because it’s wrong, Danny. It’s wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing
arrtrave-deactivated20170323: “I was laying in my bed on my stomach—this is so sick— but I was eating a salad, and I got a phone call: Can you be at this restaurant in 30 minutes? So-and-so big record executive wants to meet you. And the salad was
dogshaming: Where’s the camera? I dunno, al-aska! This is Argos. I heard crunching and saw that he was eating my camera…..I thought it was fine but I turned it on and the screen was cracked
cheating-on-mywife: dirtylittlestripper:Lunch time selfie! Wish it was your cum i was eating 😘 I was just catfished!! lol this girl is posing to be Jamie Laycock who I first saw last year on the Chive. But when you message her or she messages you
ryanreynoldssource: I’ve been a fan of Deadpool all my life, so I was gonna murder someone if it wasn’t me who played him. He was a last-minute addition to Wolverine, so I had to gain muscle quickly. I was eating, like, live children as they passed
x0x0jessica: nigga-chan: this is a gif of my friend who was eating a sandwich while she while she was skyping me but then she started crying when she heard this loud beating at the door and some booming voices. she was so scared she didnt even want
captioned-vines: Person: [loudly] “ So my man was eating my ass, right…”Boyfriend:[shocked] “ Babe!”Person: “ Inside voices, you right! [quietly] So my man was eating my ass, right…”
darfins so cute, I had no ride home so he picked me up and was like ‘you must be hungry where you do want to go?’ and we went to mcdonalds but he was like ‘drive thru is too long, lets eat inside’ and we sat there for like 1.5 hours talking
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
itslesbianfanatic: She was eating my pussy as a midnight snack. I mean, eating me like she couldn’t get enough of me. I certainly couldn’t stop her. Why should I? She was obviously loving having a mouthful of my big swollen orchid, sucking with
andthenthingsfallapart: jacoblasher: this part really got to me. she was still starving herself so she put weights on herself to make it look like she was eating again when she was getting weighed. broke my fucking heart. what show is this? o:
discount-supervillain: You know that’s actually my secret origin. Not a lot of people know this, but I was actually just a pun grown out of control. My father was understanding without laughing, and my mother was the death of modern comedy. also