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mattyhumpsnyc:Took this video on the L train in NYC on my way home from working an event. This kid was drunk AF. Earlier some guys were trying to wake him to tell him it was last stop on the train, but he didn’t respond. Moments later, this happened.
nextr3d: IT’S SPOOKTOBER BABY!RE-DOOT FOR CALCIUM! So I was browsing reddit and I came across a doot skeleton meme(or whatever is it called) and I thought that it’s brilliant idea to make lewd render out of it(yes I was drunk). So here it is :D uploadir
linh1040: bedtimeforbadgirls: When Savannah sat on my cock and simply said “I want your baby”. I was powerless to resist…. On my wedding night, I consummated my marriage to the man of my dreams, my life, and one truest lover. My husband was drunk
panic-at-the-bilbo: I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
the-porn-stories: So the bartender was drunk, eh, me too. I could tell from the look on his face that he was baffled by how this could happen, and well, me too!
did you guys know that noah’s son ham was dark skinned, african features (weird right?) anyway, they used to say that the reason darker people were so worthless is cause one day ham saw noah naked while noah was drunk and passed out (and like i
rwfan11: Pic 1 - “Hey Randy, you haven’t returned any of my calls. I wanted to talk about the other night” - Josh “Look, it was just a blowjob…nothing more. I was drunk and it happened.” - Randy “But…I …thought..”
snapkikteens: Now… She’s my cousin’s girlfriend… On her 18th birthday… I offered to take her home cause he was drunk… And I did after we fucked all night long… This was 3 years ago.
lexanderx: …..Guess this pornstar😏i was mad asf cus we ain’t have no lube so i couldn’t do what needed to be done🤦🏽♂️and i was drunk asf🤬
So I’m a little buzzed off of JD and I was using the toilet before my shower and when I was done I randomly started looking though my drawer and I found my first new electric razor and for some reason i decided to see if it still worked and it does.
nonespark: sterlingkato: MEMO: The space bar is important. how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through. who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard
panic-at-the-bilbo: I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk meet-me-in-the-dark-pit
arnold-ziffel: She was forever unexpected… And I was drunk on that about her…
feministingforchange: unite4humanity:I want to know why NO ONE is talking about this?!?! Some initial claims were that he was drunk. He was NOT. Source We also saw stories that he had a fake ID. He did not, according to the latest sources. No fake ID
dicklineofsyph2: mattyhumpsnyc: Took this video on the L train in NYC on my way home from working an event. This kid was drunk AF. Earlier some guys were trying to wake him to tell him it was last stop on the train, but he didn’t respond. Moments later,
thenamesaiden: @aidentheman: You got some weird suggestions, doubt i’m going to find any girls looking for that type of thing in the park. Haha. @AnnaBanks: Hahaha. Well you said you dind’t want someone who was drunk. The park was the only place
charsaysmeow: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… the last one was the best lmao
mattyhumpsnyc: Took this video on the L train in NYC on my way home from working an event. This kid was drunk AF. Earlier some guys were trying to wake him to tell him it was last stop on the train, but he didn’t respond. Moments later, this happened.
feministingforchange:unite4humanity:I want to know why NO ONE is talking about this?!?! Some initial claims were that he was drunk. He was NOT. Source We also saw stories that he had a fake ID. He did not, according to the latest sources. No fake ID
run-devdev: gutig: hella-g4y: Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal Or gay Or ends up with you being naked in a hallway drunk Or ends up with you cutting class, getting caught, running
chicanaspice: legendarymotherofshade: erincrocodile: wizzard890: kaylapocalypse: lockelamora: hellkn1ght: borderline-sunflower: i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
rothinsel: goingloco: chaozrael: So yeah… I threw Lockdown into a corset and took some pinup pics… I cant even… I was drunk for like three days and this is one of the rare moments where I was sober. But I actually like the buttflaps on that left
asiancuckoldcaptions: ostyb:No words When your boss ordered your wife to bend over and show him her booty, you thought that’s it, the evening was over. You expected her to throw him out of your apartment, tell him he was drunk and out of line. But
wifebecomesone: Your wife was drunk, and feeling carefree. She was allowing herself to be more flirty than usual, and you had high hopes that your fantasy of watching her with a black man would come true tonight.
I got really drunk for my birthday last night and when I came home, I fell asleep with the window open and listened to the thunderstorms. I am a little bummed today, probably from the alcohol, but it was a perfect birthday.
notebelow: And here we are, the first few shots from my my most recent photoshoot with MenArt. I was feeling unsure about doing any more shoots, especially in the middle of a bulk, but a) I thought I’d do a favour, and b) I was drunk when I agreed to
totallyhot-cuckold:It was Late…She was Drunk…She became a Hotwife…
biggestboobguns: This girl had been flirting with you all night, and now that she was drunk all she could think about was your cock.
pantygoddess: I was drunk and he was nice enough to offer me a ride home…. then he drove onto an abandoned dirt road and had his way with me.
fetishexpo: There’s only so many times your wife will accept “ honey I dont know how l got into our daughters bed, I was drunk as fuck last night; I thought she was you!” After a while you just got to man up and tell her or fuck your daughter in
theasus-after-dark: I was drunk and this was requested in the stream last night. Not the best picture, but holy moly, dat Villain!Deku got our spicy boy whipped.
machines-of-radiant-design: bootyaficionado: snapchatting: this is very important RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.
bustyexpansions: My cock was as hard as diamonds in her soaked pussy. I’ve never been more turned on in my life as my busty mom bounced on my dick. I was drunk in my own hornyness and could hardly react to my mom growing rack. Each time my cock went
i-was-drunk-it-was-comic-con:
transenbyhollis:christians: god makes no mistakesbutchtwinkwink:Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people
brofuck: “Party went on and everyone was drunk. I needed to piss so I went upstairs and there he was, my best friends older brother… sitting on a toilet naked and with a boner.”
noweveryonesgone: I think he must of sensed I was drunk because as soon as everyone had left he was all over me, I had no choice but to give in, I am his bitch right.
your-little-asian-slut: I wish I could tell you that I’m posing here. The truth is: I was drunk and just passed out…🙈 Of course, I still got fucked really hard after the photo was taken.😄
fruitcrocs: i met a boy at a party last night and he had the deepest voice i have ever heard in my life so when he said “hi I’m max” my first reaction was to put my hand on his Adam’s apple and say “woah, incredible” i was drunk
Idk I’m drunkand likepobably not gonna fishin thisbut likeit’s about this girl I knew in high school who was always pretties and more poerfect than me and was justall around #goalsidk
justmysillydoodles: ivorylungs: sherlock saying that very soft and subtle thank you he did while he was drunk and john said he was funny but this time he’s thanking john for loving him and john tearing up over it and holding him so hard and not saying
i ran across the street for a pack a cigarettes, and someone told me they love me.
acequeenent: I took this pic Saturday when me and daddy went out. I was drunk waiting for him to come home and when I went for a drink, it spilled on my chest and dripped down to my breast. I thought it was a sexy image don’t you agree?
i actually have the day off of work tomorrow. but i don’t smoke anymore, so………. the last time i didn’t give a shit about 4/20 since i was like 14 and thought weed was dumb lol.
k1mkardashian hotcapricorn and I were truly on point last night. Your favs could never.
megandmrbig: I used to think that Big could only fuck me when he was drunk, and the lights were off. I thought this was what it took for him to want to touch me. Now, it seems, Big prefers to fuck me after midnight, however he wants, often after a
