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I had got my big sister drunk in hopes that she would flash me like she did last year. But things got out of control fast. I didn’t want to take advantage, but she was getting very drunk and very horny and I was finding it harder to resist.
“He bent me over the couch and started pushing that fat monster into me. I just knew he was going to kill me with that thing! Probably a good thing I was drunk off my ass…except I was too numb to even cum, but he sure did. He roared like a fucking
incestuous-creampie: I was sort of afraid the only reason my brother fucked me the night before was that he was drunk, but then he woke me up by fucking me again until he left a load of sticky incest cum inside me again. It seems like he’s as ready
havere: took this when I was drunk, but I still like this photo
heckyeahbispearl: mage-cat: heckyeahbispearl: Imagine Bismuth carrying Pearl under her arm casually. Like a football. Pearl: Oh come now, Bismuth. I was handling things just fine. Bismuth: I know, doll, but if you did to that human what I think you
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KISS ME, I’M LYRISHI had the lines done for like a whole week but all I wanted to do was play games.spank me for being late, and while you’re at it crown me queen of the bad Puns.By the way, I’m part Irish sooo kisses pls. <3 Nah jk XD; I mean
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
fluffy-omorashi: Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy.. After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day.. And later I was just walking
clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually assaulted
ughsocialjustice: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and
eroticallyyou: lesbianbff: My bff walked in on me masturbating when she came home early, but was drunk enough to help me finish… this is why I love living with her 😋 Really! Like, if she can’t eat it for ya what y’all even doin’?😂
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
wsswatson: i can’t believe people are defending david cameron by saying he was a drunk student like listen, i’m 20 years old and i’ve been drunk enough to do incredibly stupid things but i’ve never fucked a dead pig
seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually assaulted her in the street and they got
candied-corpse: republicanidiots: macgregorsiolalpin: Drunks run stop signs!Stoners wait for them to turn green! Sometimes they wait like an hour for it but still. I’d still like neither of you to drive please. I always liked Cathy Lanier
rothinsel: goingloco: chaozrael: So yeah… I threw Lockdown into a corset and took some pinup pics… I cant even… I was drunk for like three days and this is one of the rare moments where I was sober. But I actually like the buttflaps on that left
milokerrigan: daily-nightly: wondrous-wolves: this actually makes me so angry like okay he was drunk driving he’s only human or whatever but that means he deserves to face the consequences like every other person on the planet and ‘even the day
bigbrotharay: hooycreskaaa: nignamednevin: that was fucken deep <3 ohp. Fuck, i hate guys like that. not just cheaters. but guys that take advantage of drunk girls? like wtf….thats fucked up……idk why but im mad ahaha i cried.
troioikelley: bigbrotharay: hooycreskaaa: nignamednevin: that was fucken deep <3 ohp. Fuck, i hate guys like that. not just cheaters. but guys that take advantage of drunk girls? like wtf….thats fucked up……idk why but im mad ahaha i cried.
mynightwing: When daddy came home drunk, at first he was funny. He kept telling me how beautiful I am and how much like my mom that I looked. I was flattered, but when his hands started to explore my body I got extremely turned on. I bent over to
evilqueen1969: “Umm, last night was great but where did you go and what’s this stuff you locked me in?” “You were pretty drunk last night and I didn’t want to take advantage of someone I just met so I left you like that so you would wait for
find-greatness: aberrantlife: automatically: walking a drunk friend like Definitely the gif I was thinking of Friday night hahaha! find-greatness (I know I’ve tagged this gif b4, but I had to again!) 😭 There was a snapchat of this moment IRL
berandomness:I’m alive and it really feels good.
i actually have the day off of work tomorrow. but i don’t smoke anymore, so………. the last time i didn’t give a shit about 4/20 since i was like 14 and thought weed was dumb lol.
tigerfan371:There was far too much time wasted. I was in love with my brother but was too terrified to tell him. It turns out that he felt the same but just like me was too scared to say. We finally confessed our feelings while drunk one night. Now I’m
cumandplaywithdaddy: My daughter acted like she was drunk, but I knew for a fact she wasn’t.I figured I’d just play along and see how far she’d be willing to go
HAPPY CANADA DAAAAY!! I hope everyone had a super awesome one, I got to pet a lot of animals including an owl and the animal guy was showing us a snapping turtle and he was like “he looks scary eh?” and the guy eating poutine next to me
drunk-on-the-idea-of-l0ve: “I don’t know if home was where i spent 12 years of my childhood growing up in ,or if i was more at home in your arms. But what i do know is this place doesn’t feel like home and his arms dont feel like yours.” —
starhey: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually
milfson: With a hot body like that it was hard for your friend to Ignore your mom’s big curvy butt. You was drunk and even admitted to your close friend that you wanted her to be fucked like slut. The next morning you didn’t remember this, but your
hahahah I was supposed to spend the night workung for school, but went out dinner for a bday and I0m totalyl drunk so like YEAH SURE I?MS O GONNA PAINT THAT TIGER DIGITLLAY LMAOlife is goodlove all of you
thisisashittydream: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and
atrophies: I took this when I was drunk in the bathroom at the christmas party because I really liked the lighting but I had to crop it because my willy was out
getoveryourselflady: womenagainstfeminism: It’s women like this who make it harder for real rape victims. She was “caught on camera” enjoying public sex. Oh but she was drunk, and that means she “didn’t know what she was doing”. But at the
i dunno why but like every time im drunk i make stupid threads on reddit in the real housewives/vanderpump rules subreddits like last night i made some thread about ariana and how we all support her but like i was so wasted and im just so embarrassed
GO HOME JAPAN, YOU’RE DRUNK.i am just… wow xD this is a thing, and i can’t handle it. What person ever thought this was a good idea and that it was not completely ridiculousi like planes and living plane things, but damn… this is like
thelasthairbender replied to your post: GFGFD yumi and sachiko are going on a “date” and… Sounds like what happened to Kanaya and Rose. aHAh oh yea! but i think it was more hilarious then adorable with them cause rose was drunk and kanaya was
evilqueen1969: “Umm, last night was great but where did you go and what’s this stuff you locked me in?”“You were pretty drunk last night and I didn’t want to take advantage of someone I just met so I left you like that so you would wait for
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
