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I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk when I noticed a huge house party. A few older men were out front and starting to whistle and call me sexy, I wasn’t sure if they were teasing me but I was on 6 months of hormone treat
6 SHOTS LATER YOUR DRUNK WIFE WAS FUCKING THE COLLEAGUE SHE HAD WARNED EVERYONE ELSE OF..
“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s why I’m so late getting home. My co-workers looked after me and wouldn’t let me drive until I was sober. Don’t be silly. They were perfect gentlemen and kept me laughing the
A press photo from October of ‘63 features Tania Dawn cooling her feet during a Los Angeles heat wave.. The photo was used in a newspaper column reporting the early morning arrest of ‘L.A. Dodgers’ pitcher: Johnny Podres, on a drunk driving
Great Balls of Fire! by Eric “Butter” Levy I was drunk. I need to admit that. Drunk as a sailor on leave. I was also laying flat on my back, beer in my hand, on a trampoline. Most of my friends were there that night. One of them was really
asklickylick: So umm…this is kind of what’s going on in my life right now… There was lots of tongue and noms x3 (I love this, this is great! Thanks Rebecca! :D Cute and funny, great combination. Even if no one else knows whats going on in the
It was still a haze of alcohol and sweat. I was drunk but I knew what I was doing, that was my brother but in that moment I just couldn’t stop myself.
I finally went out tonight and it was a much needed night. Met some awesome new people. #drunk #nclassy #denim #columbus #16bitbar #out #nowI'mpassingthefuckout
More drunkeness. Spinning was not amongst the finest of my ideas.
This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called MidnaAdams, and he wanted me to draw Amethyst from Steven Universe comically drunk.
lust4lilac: hdmilez: Where’s all my followers at? What is it to early for all you pussies, shit I worked all day and was high by noon Ummmm excuse me! U were WHAT by noon????????? an who are you with right now????????????
forthesiblings: I’ll admit, I was pretty drunk that night. Maybe a little too drunk. Drunk enough to want fuck my brother? Yes, although it’d be more accurate to say I was drunk enough to be brave enough to go through with it. I’d wanted to fuck
Now that I’m sober, I realize how much I say “OK” when I’m drunk, wow. Also, I received 50 asks last night alone when I was drunk?! I can’t possibly answer them all? Sorry peeps. And like… I’ll delete a couple of the ones I’ve
Apparently this was true of Eng and Chang Bunker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Poor Righty…. this will get a lot more annoying once she realizes she has to pee.So, uh, am I doing a series showing the Off-Colours getting drunk? Yup, this is part two. One, three.Happy
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas I was drinking at a friends house and thought of these… I don’t think people think about cute drunk wetting enough ✌🏻💛Imagine a Charcter is out, at a bar, with friends/coworkers and asked their SO/friend
*pops in with a liter of alcohol in one hand and throws a peace sign * hello everyone!! I, fluffy, am a tad bit drunk.. again lol drunk part 2 lol :3
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
half-silvered: I wish I was drunk why am I not drunk man
Drunk wettingSo last night I was hanging out having a girls night out with my friends and we had been bar hopping and some of us had been drinking before we went out. Anyhow I broke the fatal rule and broke the seal early (like the first time you pee
fluffy-omorashi: Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy.. After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day.. And later I was just walking
alexinspankingland:I’m drunk and cuddling this cat Throwback to when I was drunk and cuddling this cat
lmao I wish I was that funny and clever when I was drunk…
mrjplayhouse: Ts rochelleI was drunk when i made this…hell i’m still drunk now hahahttp://gfycat.com/CluelessImpassionedFrilledlizard
ineedanaccount: Soooorryyyyy DDDD: !! (For context: yesterday I went out and came back a bit drunk so me and this crazy girl had some interesting (and embarrassing for me >//>) conversations on skype >w<”!! soorry Alooooos I was drunk,
shinyprivatecorner: pj-nsfw: Happy b-day fraq, I’m sure that party was awesome Bonus. Who actually wrote in their bodies some silly/stupid things when they was asleep.(All in party was drunk as hell. Also it was supposed to be PJ part but whatever
“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel
“In the nearby melon covered in man juices” - bad fanfic panels Point: I wish this was so fucked up just because I’m drunk. It is literally just that bad….
merethic:hi i’m waldo and when i’m drunk i apparently spontaneously draw gay wizards smorching skeletons (i’m not kidding i was drunk right up until the coloring stage of this thing). work has been taking up my life so i haven’t had much time
buy1get1freeuse: Moira had been arrested for public drunkenness. A night in the drunk tank would’ve been enough.But, she was drunk enough that the officer’s couldn’t help but have a little fun with her.“Pull your panties aside ma’am, and lean
chromemon: Lugia? 853 I think you’re a bit out of it. PSA: I got so drunk last night I thought Latios was Lugia!
chromemon: anon853: chromemon: Lugia? 853 I think you’re a bit out of it. PSA: I got so drunk last night I thought Latios was Lugia! Yeah and I was laughing my butt off xD. “WHERE DO YOU SEE A LUGIA?!” I think I may have tagged it before the
mickeymouskovich: a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it’s makes the assault her fault a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions that is royally fucked up
spooky-thera: luckied: “Weeee!” Jean giggled as he was dragged along, shifting his head down to look at himself being dragged along. “I can see my feet from here,” he exclaimed happily. He raised a hand and waved. “Hello,
fallen–idealist: last night mikky and i had a discussion about josh drunk texting neku so when she went to bed i texted her as if i was drunk joshua and sHE ROLLED WITH IT AS NEKU AND Read More
notsoconventionaldesires:I was the last one remaining and it was already closing time. I was drunk off my ass and my wife wouldn’t let me in the house cause I forgot about our anniversary, again. My bartender was observing me since I entered and I’m
whathonestmenwant2: She had no chance. We were five against one and she was drunk and completely clueless as to why we had invited her. It was almost like she couldn’t understand what was happening, as if it was too far off what the little slut was
mickeymouskovich: a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it makes the assault her fault a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions that is royally fucked up
Had a dream, I was drunk.Woke up, Still drunk.
lucklesshalloween: magieundfreiheit: tastefullyoffensive: This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via] how my grandmother once did this while she was drunk and I was drunk and throwing up upstairs that was a weird night
It was a blessing to have such a powerful mind able to access his memories from any specific date and any specific time, yet it was a curse at the same time, causing him to recall every single moment of that drunken night in vivid, embarrassing detail.
illbegotdamn: thepenaddict83: thehighpriestofreverseracism: grandfather-mountain: FUCKING SIGNIFICANT “She was drunk” = she gets blamed“He was drunk” = he gets excused Word his whole family need to go
I was sober then i started drinking beers, then i was drunk then i had a shower (drunk) then i went out and had some sushi with some friends and now im home. (im tired as fuck)
A moment later, something clicked. I didn’t stop what I was doing, but I took stock of what was going on around me. Sure, I was drunk and might have had a few facts wrong, but Ash’s face was above me. I was half-way down his body with his cock in
mrbiggest: HE WAS DRUNK AND FAST ASLEEP AND I WAS DRUNK AND SO HUNGRY
I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and went to Mexico to party over Memorial Day weekend when I was 16 and was basically blacked out all weekend. At some point I completely separated from the girl I went with and was just drunk
eeriie: “It was a dark and rainy day in February when I was hit by a small red pick up. February 15th. I was told I flew 15 feet before landing smack on my head. Apparently the driver was drunk and didn’t see me crossing. I don’t remember that
ninasdobrev-blog: “I was at a party where everyone was drinking except me, although it probably looked like I was drunk because I fell down the stairs. I was mortified because the only person who saw me fall on my ass was Taylor Lautner.”
welcometothebtwball: Gaga was spotted @ Chicago on June 20th at a bar. The monster who met her says: “She was drunk and super nice and was there with five other people. Their tab was over 躔 and they left a 赨 tip. “
3 years ago today I was drunk as fuck at my grandma’s house for thanksgiving and rocking the fuck out of a messy bun.
mybrothersatan: can we just appreciate how drunk ty olsson was at this convention pls
thisgingerisrad: why is it if a guy was drunk he “didn’t know what he was doing and not responsible for his actions” but if a girl was drunk she “was totally irresponsible and knew what she was getting into” hmm what a mystery
yesterday night I was drunk and feeling cute
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
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