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cardboard-fragile: I’m tired and lonely and I hate that I have to date again and I just want to be married and have a cute house and some dogs and plant an herb garden and have holiday dinners at in-laws and take dumb family pictures and have some
worthlesscuck: This is how casually I want my wife to be about sitting on my face. Just pull her pants down and plant her butt. My pisser may be bent down and forced into a compressed metal Hell but my tongue would be “erect” and eagerly working
ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough internet for one
slutpiggy: nice-nasty-stuff: Against her pleas I had her take the egg plant, she fucked it all the way in and out hitting her bruised cervix and wrecking the entrance to her cunt. The resulting gape is a far more beautiful sight than the tight hole
happycuckoldress: tocuckchuck: The way she has her legs pulled all of the way back and spread… It is a subconscious and/or instinctual act to encourage him to plant his seed deeper into her. She wants to be impregnated by him. * reads the word
tocuckchuck: The way she has her legs pulled all of the way back and spread… It is a subconscious and/or instinctual act to encourage him to plant his seed deeper into her. She, or her body wants to be impregnated by him.
With flowers being the most popular present on Valentine Day, you don’t want to hold back until the last second to purchase them. Prices go through the top the day before Valentine Day, so you need to get early. Most plant shops will allow you to
plant-princes: plant-princes: plant-princes: my mom found my binder and took it so hey is any of you guys want to donate to my PayPal ( paypal.me/LuccaB ) help a boy out that would be great @guys-positivity ! could you guys reblog this?? thank you
mewtenshi13: lewd-plants: em8ambitions: luthienmuse: in-the-violet-hour: destroymales: terpsikeraunos: queenotrera: History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less because
royalbelial: When I die… … plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.
thecutestcatever: noonymoon: royalbelial: When I die… … plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats. this changes everything And if there is an afterlife that means I get to see more cats!!!! Very good idea
that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat: bertholdtbraun: bertholdtbraun: There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the
the-based-brit:bleyedtrouble:instructor144:naughtypiggy:johnnyjoestarrelatable:iridescentjaq:johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:i think it’s fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat a
iguanamouth: a sunflower squirrel commission for ashley - THEY DIDNT know the kind of plant they wanted to be tossed together at first, so heres the rest of the UNPICKED DESIGNS plus the first sketch ………………. ! must chase!!!! > n<
rooshoes: orelpuppington: i have no idea what my sexuality is. sexuality is dumb and boring can i just be a plant or something no. tumblr will get mad at you and you don’t want that i want tumblr to be mad at me need to make a how to guide on how
chainsawmascara: By achibner Poison Ivy and Kurama should team up. Two red heads with plant powers? My glee would never be contained. Oh my goodness. That would actually be amazing. I don’t know how this could happen, but I want to try.
grimfatecomics: Plant’s probably glad Saundra didn’t have a chance to study Safi’s struggling techniques~Anyway, next two pages will be fullcolor!—-Like the comic? Want to help support it? Consider checking us out on Patreon!
grimfatecomics: “- we’ll need 9 other ladies and a bowling ball.”On another note, for those wondering what’s coming up next, we’ll be seeing Katarina & Juniper again in less than a half dozen pages.—— Like the comic? Want to help
iguanamouth: a sunflower squirrel commission for ashley - THEY DIDNT know the kind of plant they wanted to be tossed together at first, so heres the rest of the UNPICKED DESIGNS plus the first sketch ………………. !
foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough
taijiya-hawkeye: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough
frenzied-roses:Plant dad growth!🌱I also want to thank you all for the love you give me. You’re all wonderful and I’m so happy to be here with you guys. 💖🥰
I really want to be that bad bitch glaring at you planted on his dick
myloadofcumbelongsinyou: impregnateme1: To be the wife. Your woman. My only dream is for you to take care of me. Plant babies in my womb perpetually. I want back to back pregnancy. For you to decide when your seed should be deposited inside me. To wake
gimmeeshelter:“I’m really quite simple. I don’t want to be in the business full time, Because I’m a gardener. I plant flowers and watch them grow. I don’t go out to clubs, I don’t party I stay at home and watch the river
sunshineysprinkles: it’s okay if you don’t want to shoot for the stars. the ground is just as good and it’s sturdy, ready for you to plant your roots and grow comfortably. you don’t need big, crazy aspirations to live a happy life or to be admirable!
aleuoa: sunday-kid: SUNDAY-KID This is where I want to live. A cozy apartment with lots of plants and big windows that allow me to see other apartments and trees down below. To be able to wake up in the morning, have a hot coffee and play my records
Its 10:30. I should be sleeping. Instead I’m redesigning my room with imaginary money that’s magically going to appear in my account
poppylikesyou: i just want to be a plant
myunderpants4321: It is too hot to wear a robe as I water the fuckin plants….”don’t you want to be my neighbor?!” lol
No one wants to be my cuddle buddy :( also I face planted a week ago and I was in the hospital on Sunday and this is what my face looks like
: I hope those of you, that are feeling discouraged right now know, that you can do anything that you put your mind to. My parents, at a very early age, planted the idea in my head that I can be anything that I wanted to be.. anything. I mean, what a
noonymoon: royalbelial: When I die… … plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats. this changes everything
elbiotipo:I really really really should be going to write for my job now but I want to write one of these days about how “habitable” planets in fiction don’t make sense… You can’t eat like 80% of plants here on Earth and
ongeduldig: so my room turned out to be pretty cute! Exactly how I wanted it to be!! im so happy and it only needs some more plants but im going to shop for some tomorrow. Im excited!!
psca8: pissandpits: Same to this picture. I love his pits and never get tired of em Boy might be surprised how many men want to plant their mouths and dicks in his pits. Martha suggests fucking a spit filled pit, cumming in his armpit, then eating
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thoryoshi: awesomemar2: Such intimacy. Wrapping her legs tight around his waist. Pulling in him hard and close. So his cock can reach that much farther inside while he cums. Ensuring he couldn’t pull out even if he wanted to~ His seed HAS to be planted
Half of me wants to be as indie and hipster as possible and live in the woods with a bunch of plants and records and crap, while the other half just wants to punk rock out and wear black and combat boots every day and get tattoos and blast music like
saints59: behindthecurtain15: It’s just soooo wrong…. ……. but I’m going to let Him Plant His Baby in Me Anyway! .. To Hell with My Conscious! .. I want to be Knocked Up by My SON!
hoodedhawk: I’m really quite simple. I don’t want to be in the business full-time, because I’m a gardener. I plant flowers and watch them grow. I don’t go out to clubs, I don’t party, I stay at home and watch the river flow. — George Harrison
themoonphase: collapsed: after humans are gone nature will take the earth back gives me chills Well Id sure hope nature wouldn’t take Earth back while Im alive i dont want to be freaking attacked by plants
unwronged: I wish I had a lot of money so I could travel the world. I want to look at all the different animals and types of plants. I want to meet a lot of new people and and experience new cultures. I want to be free.
danaxlove: foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think
inkskinned:Just want to be a rumored to be the village witch so ppl come to me for comfort and twa & have a house full of plants and candles & fall in love with the pretty farmer down the road who gets me fresh herbs at half price
shatteredlanguage: tribalprintedbeauties: hippist: moonsoulss: hoodedhawk: I’m really quite simple. I don’t want to be in the business full-time, because I’m a gardener. I plant flowers and watch them grow. I don’t go out to clubs, I don’t
getbiggerlady: You need to be “careful” when you are in the jungle. Nearly all the plants in the jungle wants to kill you, but there is plants that can help you. Like this picture showcase, she had touched a plant that she maybe shouldn’t touch.
