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giraffepoliceforce:bionysus: deanwinchestev:you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because
stickysheep:Sometimes I hate logging into tumblr because my dash tends to get flooded with hate posts and drama and I just want to see goats and cute shit and anime tiddy
tgweaver:*PICK ON*DON’T PICK ON A big back-and-forth spontaneous Undertale comic “collaboration” (more like competition) to pick on or not pick on the goat. I want to thank Briskby and Zonk (NSFW warning) for their contributions to this weird comic.
giraffetacoharrypotter: SO CUTE I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST DIED. OR MAYBE JUST PEED MYSELF A LITTLE. Seriously though, any guy wanting me, but me a goat & I’m yours. Not all at once…
gookdom: “Get used to it gook. I gave your family a goat, a pig, and three chickens to buy your useless ass so I can do whatever I want to you. This is your life from now on!”
iconicgloryy: My aunts neighbor has baby goats and he put the cutest little sweaters on them ever and all I want to do is cuddle with them forever and ever okay?
grosser: goat-punk:caraphatash:I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DIEyou would be fucking gone in one song.pierce the veil would be out to kill me!!
lupintonks: They mean to scare me. The fool hopped on Jaime’s back, giggling, as the Dothraki swaggered toward him. The goat wants me to piss my breeches and beg his mercy, but he’ll never have that pleasure. He was a Lannister of Casterly Rock,
babygoatsandfriends: eltfarms: Eleanor wanted to stop by and let everyone know she saw a rainbow mane and a horn growing on her momma! What!?!? Rainbow adult unigoats?! No way! #unigoat #goaticorn #goat #goatlove #nigeriandwarf GOATICORN IS ON THE
im-a-goat-in-disguise:zazzedcoffee:Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?YesObviouslyOf courseSee ResultsOf course this somehow manages to happen
anenigmaticmosaic: jollylollylily: psychedelicfelon: niveaserrao: I still can’t believe this happened. GOAT President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard. You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao
dancingloki: bionysus: deanwinchestev: you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because
italwaysflinchesfirst: Do you have dry eyes?Red eyes?Goat eyes?Aphid eyes?Any other eyes you’re not currently using?We want your eyes at Richter’s Eye Glass Hut.We give you money for your unwanted eyes and turn them into glass for affordable window
vampireapologist: i hate that i was born after clocks were invented. i hate it so much. time, always on my back. haunting me, pushing me, telling me I don’t have enough of it. i want to wake up around sunrise usually. milk some goats. have lunch with
krinkshame:Tumblr thots be like “I just want to live in the country and tend to my goats” but all they do is post nudes on line and get C’s in their communications classes
imjustjason: angelic-red: couplelookingforher2: caramara3: 10 years ago today we lost one of the greatest comedians to ever do it. Rest in piece Bernie GOAT ✊🏾✊🏾RIP i just want that def jam outfit. Has it really been 10 years already
hobofeenix: sooo kinomatika has a super adorable priest oc named abel (which im sure all y’all knows abouts) and i felt like making a little demon goat/ram boy thing (edmund) who wants to know about the human world & annoyingly tags along after
backshelfpoet: I just want to live in a forest and own GOATS, is that too much to ask for
acosmodot: weirdo-concker: chouxcake: w33d-witch: w33d-witch: I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them A baby VS an adult Coool as fuck they have two sets of
domchucktaylor: lifeandtimesofaretroboy: yumyumyum <3 plantain tomorrow with rice and peas and curry goat yes. damn! i want some NOW!
mutenoise: melanin-goat: plussizedhiiipy: newjork: if my friends dont dig me like this ion want them 😂😂 if you don’t have friends like this you aint shit tbh Aye 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
unbelievable-facts: In 2010, a British farmer reportedly discovered his goats made 20 percent more milk when Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You” was played on a loop.
When coach want you to run plays but you think you the GOAT 😅 W/ CallMe_RonG
justjulyy: bleujayeee: stormiikitty: killakillavideos3: THE MUTHAFUCKIN GOAT This is real fvck’n in the “Give me your baby position”… Who can do this to me m?? 👀 If we can’t kiss like this during sex, I don’t want it. This is a terrible
did-you-kno: The rare Argania tree in Morocco produces such irresistible fruit each summer that local goats perch on its branches like birds so they can have a delicious feast. SourceI want to know how they get up there. Any guesses??
ultrafacts:Carl Hulsey was determined to turn his white billy goat, Snowball, into a watchdog, whether Snowball wanted to be one or not. To that end, 77-year-old Hulsey, a retired poultry worker from Canton, Georgia, took to beating Snowball with a stick
mescalineforbreakfast: asluttyvirgin: mescalineforbreakfast: How do you show your arms (as per request) without looking like a complete tool? Idk. And a generic shirt removal. Such original. This kid. I always wanted to be a juvenile goat <3
i-want-spankings: Baby goats are where it’s at 😂 He played with me!!!!I have a new friend!!!!!!
jakesjaw: thesantimountain: thevalleyofthedirtpeople: cubebreaker: Designer Anze Miklavec’s goat horn coffee mug is inspired by the animals whose curiosity and appetite led to the discovery of coffee. Actual need! gimme Bruh I want
ultrafacts: 1017sosa300: bluegreekprincess: ultrafacts: Source THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY CUTE look how the little coat tries to run after him I WANT A LITTLE GOAT FRIEND
frostyotakuotter: stonebc: ilritmodellapassione: I want to marry this man and have his goat kids MY HUSBAND 😍😍😍
yofavnastybitch: killakillavideos3: The Muthafuckin GOAT!!!!!!! I want daddy in my ASS!
how do you do, fellow kids. I don’t know what you wanted, so here’s connie with some baby goats instead.
texasvoodoo: she-wants-the-eod: babygoatsandfriends: Baby goat loses cell phone privileges texasvoodoo 😍😍😍😍
bionysus:deanwinchestev:you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing
backwoodsarchitect: matty2freshh: lmao this is why i want goats :( Why have I not posted this yet???
in-a-hat: You don’t understand how much I want to know about the goat’s origins. Me too,i hope they do answer it on the show. I wanna know who he really is befire the show ends
ttoba: Butterscotch Pie mom & Goldenflower Tea dad w/ fangsDrawing Undertale characters with their fangs is something I wanted to do for a really long time. Here’s our goat parents as starters. More characters to come!
spindlesx: Want to peek under Toriel’s tail?Goat Mom always did look super cute and thick. I love her reading glasses~ If you enjoy my work, please consider checking more out here!
MY ASS WOULD HAVE WENT ALL THE WAY BACK THERE OKAY
CAN YOU COMFORT GOAT MOTHER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE RUINS?? BECAUSE I WANT TO SO BAD OKAY I ALREADY LOVE HER
the-quiet-dominant: sparklegirl1987: babygirlssweetsurrender: Squeallll! I add elephants to my porn blog now. I just want to squeeze him!!! You can have a baby elephant if I can have my baby goat…
