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freakyjunior: #freaky junior sucking anonymous dick @ a gloryhole near you lol Never met a top that sucked dick
deelovah: Meets SuperFaggot criteria for me! He must laugh hystetically whenever there’s a ‘big dick’ top that thinks they have a challenge for that pussy
“Stop!” she pleaded, twisting her head away from the camera he held. She couldn’t bare any more of it. He’d forced her to dress like a whore, in the tiny skirt that concealed nothing, the mesh top that showed off her newly enlarge
the worst thing about alexandria’s elimination is that molly won’t be able to mock her anymore :(
um how can i get that job? is there a special tea tray school i can go to? what’s the salary like? SO MANY QUESTIONS
so as we all know, anchal is dating jim carrey. but i read a rumor that they’re now getting married. how random is that? (he’s more than twice her age fyi)
I don’t care if people think I’m a beautiful individual that creates haters, which spells out the B word, because that’s what the B word means. It means a “beautiful individual that creates haters,” and I added on my own
so is it just me or is anyone else kinda hoping that molly loses the finale and goes on the all star cycle instead? i need more golden molly moments
Kendal was signed to Wilhelmina. Yay! Her name is now ~shay~. She’s gawjuss, but it was so painfully obvious that she was unexperienced when she was on the show. I hope she’s better now bc I do think she has a lot of potential.
itsmollyo: Heh. So cute! But I still think Tyra & co screwed her over with that last minute haircut.
I love that Shorty McShort was the one girl from cycle 12 that got a respectable career. Werk!
Omg loling forever. But good for her, I guess. Get that jesus money gurl! (And with them long ass fingers I’m sure her prayers are extra powerful)
Shandi really could’ve been successful. It’s such a shame that ANTM girls flop so hard :(
I couldn’t help but notice that Shannon’s ass is like, concave.
Lol this was so sad and funny at the same time. Sad, because it was kind of inappropriate and mean, but funny because that’s how most people feel about her.
Why does Nicki Minaj suddenly look so uncomfortable here? I have a few theories: 1. It just hit her that she’s actually on this flop show. 2. She just accidentally looked Tyra Banks in the eye. 3. She’s sitting next to Nigel Barker, noted
You know, I thought the words that weird dude gave the girls to symbolize them were just off imo. I made some more appropriate ones~ I’ll post the rest later
Coco Rocha was cool. She really got that ugly pretty thing going on…
As we all know, ANTM is coming out with a fragrance, and winning this cycle means you get to be the face of that perfume. I’m guessing it’ll look something like this.
Jay’s voiceover actually said “That is so sexy and so amazing!” during this part. I can’t. (Note the blurred crotch)
I love that Allison juts gets more and more visibly exasparated with Tyra’s bullshit with every week. Mte gorl!
wtf was up with the food challenge? it wasn’t even a competition, it was just “eat this gross food, such is the will of god tyra.” that’s pretty fucked up man, she used to have excuses for torturing the girls in years past, now
sophie is my favorite so far. she’s the only one that’s memorable imo
Not saying that Louise didn’t overreact, but I can really understand why she didn’t want to take anymore bullshit. But for real though, what was up with the finger sucking?
i feel so bad for the girls tbh. maple syrup pourn in your eye? what the shit is that?
Azmarie, azmarie, azmarie… We hardly knew ye. I personally didn’t find Azmarie all that interesting, or fresh (i mean hello, kim stolz) but she was pretty gorgeous. Way more so than Kyle (don’t get me started) so I think her elimination
That is one disney channel worthy expression right there.
Gurl… Don’t ever make that face again.
I love that Sophie does this expression at least 2 times per episode
Honestly, I feel for Sophie. That fucking tower was like a mile up. I would shit my pants and dieeee
Tbh I don’t know if I love or hate Laura. She’s kind of a smug bitch sometimes, but she’s a good model and pretty funny. Plus she’s also very candid about her sexuality and I always love that. (Slut shamers can kiss my fucking
Aaw I loved Jennifer. Even with her wonky eye, she was still so pretty. My fav asian antm girl tbh. Not that there’s much competition, lol. Who else is there? The functionally retarded Gina? Yeah… :|
Brittany is so underrated imo. She’s one of the most beautiful girls that have been on this show tbh
After I watched this episode, I wasn’t really sure that this part had actually happened. It was so absurd and out of place that it couldn’t actually be true, right? It was just too out-of-this-world stupid. But, as we all know, Tyra doesn&rsqu
Ugh, I’ve been dreading this moment all season. The part of the prize package that means they get to release a single. I mean, it could be worse but it’s still pretty bad. The smizing and tooching shit? Ugh. At least she didn’t have
Lol, crying~ Note that camille was the only one that didn’t shed a single tear during this episode. ice queeeeen
I GOT MY ASS KICKED OUT FO’ SHO’ ok I know she doesn’t say that, but I misheard it the first time and I had to rewind it. If she had said it, I might’ve liked her a little bit.
There is nothing I can say that will make this funnier than it already is. (x)
rofl that nappy ass weave looking like a speed bump. I’m lizzing!!
her eyes are even wonkier than paris hilton’s. and that’s saying something
is that a clam in her hair? what an innovative way to carry around a snack. much respeito to yaya’s mom
that stank ho poured beer on tiffany’s weave!
literally THE WORST. Srsly if I didn’t know who she was, I would have guessed that she was a ~35 y/o soccermom. not an 18 y/o “model”
I feel like I’m the only one that loved Kelle. She was so endearing to me, I thought she was so cute. The judges ripped her a new asshole every judging but she was still tryin’ and shit.
I loved Tiffany and her beautiful plastic hair when she battled stank ho’s in cycle 3. And even more when she came back in cycle 4, ruffled feathers, failed to live up to the “rose that grew from the concrete” story Tyra had planned
I swear, I was gonna gif this. I have the file saved on my computer and everything. Anyway… She’s such a flawless human being and I think it’s safe to say that she is likely the smartest girl ever to enter this competition.
spill that tea. (kelly cutrone will henceforth be known as gorilla bitch)
OF COURSE this girl shops at Trader Joe’s. How much you wanna bet that she listens to Bon Iver and wears vegan shoes?
Did the composition here annoy anyone else? She’s placed all wrong and it looked super awkward. And the tilting library in the background doesn’t help. Was it filmed by a blind person? Was she placed like that so they could fit her entire
“I don’t want to look like a dyke!” Was this bitch fucking serious? Was I the only one that found this to be completely idiotic? Especially considering that she’s bisexual. Ugh.
that’s attractive.
that’s because you ARE a goddess <3
THIS SONG IS STILL MY JAM. I’m not ashamed to say that it’s in my top 25 on itunes. And this music video has everything; a hard beat, a hard face, and a hard-hitting parody of ANTM. I love me some Dominique.
that bacon sandwich should have been on all stars
That’s it. That’s literally all it could have been
that motherfucker is a straight up cat-strangler
that photographer was more interesting than all of the contestants combined. sorry bout it
In my country, we have a saying that goes pretty much like “schadenfreude is the truest joy” and I feel like that really applies to me right now
pumpumschlanger: uberdude: Wondering WTF his top is… Right here. I’d top that in a flash. Love that Dash is always getting reblogs from random gay pages 😆Oh and here’s his top tag parter, Scott Dawson
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