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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
miss-nerdgasmz: thisisbully: Went to the Apple Store today to tell them my phone keeps restarting and freezing and stuff the guy told me “many people don’t know that u have to turn off ur phone for 10 mins everyday to let it rest” I was like you
aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then
discount-supervillain: To the people I know who maybe read this blog. This wasn’t me. I promise. You know me. I have never told a lie in my life. Someone else did this. I swear to Jehovah.
foxedfiretoo: Y'all. I tried to take a cute pic since there’s people who apparently want to see “dat butt doe” and my underwear ripped 😂Also, I told y'all you’d be disappointed.
akairiot: Double trouble~(Also, I made a Patreon because a few people told me to. There’s not much there, but if you want to support me, please check it out - http://www.patreon.com/akairiot )
brianabizzare: My 3rd grade teacher once told me to read the books that are the the most damaged on the outside because you can tell by the damage its been read by a lot of people, and there’s usually a great story on the inside. This advice hasn’t
singingrainorshine:My dad recently told me, “There are many people who will put you down. Don’t be one of them.” And that sticks with me every single day.
nanakoblaze: DO NOT REPOST OR EDIT MY ARTWORK“Igneel told me to speak about the future because it’s what make me want to live.”hi, nalu fandom! hope you don’t laugh at my cheesy idea again :’D well some people took my idea or headcanon too
yuumei-art: Quite a few people have told me since posting these freckle drawings that they get made fun of a lot for their freckles. Well, freckles are beautiful and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise! They’re just jealous that they don’t
klefable: klefable: 100 notes and NOT ONE OF YOU TOLD ME I SPELLED “FUCKING” WRONG this post seems to resonate with a lot of people. shoutout to not sleeping for connecting us all i guess
candystrippers: I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!” The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people
singingrainorshine:My dad recently told me, “There are many people who will put you down. Don’t be one of them.”And that sticks with me every single day.
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: beautywithstories: Thank You BlackOutI’ve been in a really bad place for the past six years. I’ve been told my whole life what type of girl I was and what road I would go down. I’ve been bullied by people that
humansofnewyork: “I was alone with four kids. My mother was sick. I was making 躔 a week working at a restaurant in Harlem. This Colombian woman told me she could help. She said, ‘We need honest people like you.’ I really needed the money. They
meatfighter: You ever notice how people just snitch on themselves on how shitty they are I’ve known a dude for like 30 minutes and he already told me how he be cheatin on his girl
type5trash: traumasakura: shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank. I have
My Aunt told me soon people are going to forget about Leelah Alcorn Please Reblog to show you'll never forget
verbena99: cosmic-canna: swagintherain: blackness-by-your-side: WORD. he does the job no one wants to do and then will be told that he’s stealing it. If y'all don’t live near heavy agricultural areas you probably never see people doing this,
scifigamingmom:Why are people so shocked when fast food workers say that we don’t have well stocked first aid cabinets and that we are told to put mustard on our burns.When you, our customers, are the ones complaining if we take more than 2 minutes
kinkshamer69: the worst types of people on the planet are those nerdy kids who used to get bullied in school & when they told their parents they would jst say “it doesn’t matter bc in 20 years they’re going to be working for you” instead
bands-booksgalore: dafunk02: aflicted: One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is. Thank you for this post…
adventprince: hey fellow ppl who menstruate! my gynecologist told me today that she doesn’t reccomend Always brand menstrual products, especially to people with sensitive skin, because they’ve been known to irritate the vulva. She said even if you
heyfuckyoued: shout out to the people you know in the real world who have inevitably found your tumblr and not told your secrets and just like quietly watch from afar and don’t bring it up in real life y’all are stars
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year? Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s
One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is. Thank you for this post… this is awesome. ignorance is bliss
sapphiredoves: bikonciousnessa: thisiseverydayracism: thetrippytrip: No other race is told to forget their history! Your daily reminder that white people are spawns of the devil. Can you imagine trying to sleep with a near hallowed bloody back.
medie: lay-some-hate: captfuzzybuns: Thank you! Told ya to stop thinking about a third party. People voting third party are a perfect example of that expression cutting off your nose to spite your face.
thefallenman: Was told to get naked and find the nearest book by @nerdcub6 This was a good read too lol @time-flies-the-same @treymb6 @timblywimbly @magikpelvis @fullbloomcub Also do it if you want to and I forgot to tag a bunch of people* sorry please
: “When I smile at the audience, I’m not smiling because I was told that you’re supposed to smile to the audience. I smile because they’re all smiling at me, and it’s a great feeling to see all these happy people out there, and it makes
autistic-lesamis: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “The fuck did you do?” “Shut up.” I told my sister
afro-dominicano: tell me how are black people supposed to quietly internalize this one? how do you peacefully, logically, rationally, calmly internalize an entire system where your forced to be taxed, improperly serviced, abused systemically, and told
when I was young, someone told me having warm hands meant you were good at taking care of people. since then I’ve always question myself and my action for my hands were always cold. so when our hands first met, I was shock that my insecurity didn’t
marinbean: you know, people should be really grateful for the parents they have. my mother AND father told me they hated me and I been on my own without parents since age 14. i have no idea what parental love feels like. that makes me afraid to raise
ptsdkween:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
pablets: I think Emily told us a weird story about growing up that she would, um, she terrorized you, right? Oh yeah, she came on here and humiliated me, in front of millions of people. Amor de hermanas.
healing-isanart: I just keep thinking about all the people in my life that have told me they are personally angry that my rapist didn’t serve any jail time, and yet you all elected a rapist as PRESIDENT. That’s horrific enough, and that isn’t even
poppypicklesticks:hoecasta: embrace-your-reality: Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. Stop judging a band by their music and have a look at the people in it. ooooh tumblr you got told
I think Emily told us a weird story about growing up that she would, um, she terrorized you, right? Oh yeah, she came on here and humiliated me, in front of millions of people.
heyfuckyoued: ~shout out to the people you know in the real world who have inevitably found your tumblr and not told your secrets and just like quietly watch from afar and don’t bring it up in real life y’all are stars~
kldzbop: recltube: kldzbop: i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor
raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes
biddygal: mistressvioleta: thehumon: Something a classmate once told me. I’m not going to fault you for being insecure, but kindly do not rope other people into your insecurities. This. <3
furrychest: So I’ve been asked for a face photo by many people and I’d never posted one before, but I figured it was time you see the guy behind the blog. I’ve been told I live up to my blog name well. Just now saw this and I absolutely need
singingrainorshine: My dad recently told me, “There are many people who will put you down. Don’t be one of them.” And that sticks with me every single day.
